A Blog-thing

inspiration, photography, cats, artwork, music, quotes, stuff. If you like it, reblog it.

[https-graces]

‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar

[notcrazy-yet]

I feel like I need to cry but my body won’t go ahead and do it. Anybody else experience that?

[kawaii-blogger-sam-deactivated2]

IF YOU'RE NOT CHICKEN... REBLOG THIS & SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU!!!

[nut-extractor8k-deactivated2017]

1. Crazy 2. I’d marry you 3. I’d date you 4. Sarcastic 5. I miss you 6. I’d kiss you 7. Beautiful 8. Smart 9. Imaginative 10. Random 11. Jerk 12. Funny 13. Awesome 14. Amazing 15. Tough 16. Cute 17. I’d hit you with a bus 18. I love you 19. Weird 20. Friends forever 21. Marry me 22. You’re mine 23. I never want to lose you

No one calls me a chicken

[aph-bruh-deactivated20200116]

I’ll be seeing a lot of 17’s in my inbox

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

“I can’t open anything, I’m too gay”

— Me, an incompetent gay tryna open a pickle jar 

[milomeepit]

Hit the lid against the edge of a table or countertop

[you-just-got-wormed]

????? damaging the table??????

[milomeepit]

Just like tap it 😂 you’re not swinging it like a sledgehammer

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

YOU WANT ME TO YEET THE PICKLE JAR????

[link-the-feral-anon]

DO NOT YEET THE PICKLE JAR

[sinfullvibes]

Being horny is a part of my personality at this point

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

Shout out to strawberries, keep up the good work little red dudes.

[notcrazy-yet]

Well I just got done with five hours of dealing with a blown out tire on the interstate in the middle of a rain storm. Unfortunately my tow guy was a white haired old man who listened to bluegrass so my porno opportunity was shattered

[notcrazy-yet]

Have you ever felt just really lonely and like you’re doing everything wrong in your love life

Lol cause same

[cybergata]

[cryley]

THE PUPILS

[witchqueen]

[catting intensifies]

[will-ferret]

When cats go to pounce their pupils widen like this so they take in more light and are more accurate. Works especially well for night pouncing

[notcrazy-yet]

I need to fuuucckkk

I’ve been insanely horny for the past few months and it’s killing me

I’m sure no one cares but I just really need some dick

[notcrazy-yet]

I’m sitting on my bathroom floor in pac man underwear crying with my head on the toilet and telling my problems to my cat. I don’t think any situation described my life more

[relatablepicturesoflouise]

[notcrazy-yet]

Who else is drinking alone tonight?

[smutmouth]

[closet-keys]

that feeling when you see someone wearing a jacket with a shit-ton of patches and you need to get closer so you can tell what type of punk they are

[lmages-remade]

counterpoint: girl scouts

[closet-keys]

Are you trying to tell me that girl scouts aren’t a type of punk?

[lmages-remade]

SHIT fuck you’re absolutely right

[today-only-happens-once]

Band Kids are ATHLETES

Isn’t it hilarious

 that band kids are always assumed to be nonathletic, 

but in real life 

if you take a hard-core marching band/drum corp kid 

I will GUARANTEE you they can do things your normal high school athlete can’t. 

[likeitaughtyou]

[666ter-deactivated20171116]

WHAT!!!!!

[nocanonhere]

This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day

[menalaus]

love