mr. solo dolo

𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗺 𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗺𝘫𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘺 / 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘴

[notdahmer]

unfollow please 

[notdahmer]

i spent all day thinking it was thursday so thats where i’m at in life right now

[notdahmer]

molly burke cut my hair so jeffs barbershop has been upgraded to molly’s barbershop but i also learned how much of a pussy i am and that my hair is my only redeeming quality.

[notdahmer]

i dig ur icon can i wear ur face

yeah leatherface my ass babey!

[notdahmer]

can someone please analyze this message for me

[notdahmer]

hello i have refollowed nobody ask me to do anything for the rest of the weekend that was the only effort i am willing to expend

[notdahmer]

i logged on and was so confused for a minute cause lennon did my unfollow for me but i havent done a refollow and i was like. where is my dash?????

[notdahmer]

lennon stella unfollow everyone for me challenge

[having-a-gay-time]

haha bro you think im being annoying? how are you gonna shut me up dude? oh whats that haha? youre gonna silence me with a kiss oh bro oh sksks

[notdahmer]

i think i need to do an unfollow/refollow but that feels like a problem for me of the future

[notdahmer]

imagine if u actually loved me enough to get online and send me asks xx

you’re gonna rue the day you sent me this ask

[notdahmer]

nap time??? 

[notdahmer]

i was always gonna live fast, die young, slow down when you came along. you n i are gonna live forever. 🤪 (that’s me singing love songs to my new porsche)

[notdahmer]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BFF!!!!! i love you so much!!!!

i love you MORE

[notdahmer]

happy birthday !!!!!!! 🎉🎊🎂🎈🎁 old man 👨🏻‍🦳👴🏼

i am an old man this is the first time in your life you’ve ever been right about something

[viinnttaaggee]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[notdahmer]

happy birthday boomer!!!!!

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