â± ËïœĄâ âȘ đEALED WITH A LEAD KISS ... ( a remastered collection of dialogue prompts originating from syfy's wynonna earp SEASON 01. adjust phrasing / gendered terms as necessary, mature themes present. )
pretty AND smart. weâre gonna get along just fine.
if you hurt her iâll kill you!
youâre in this with me now, [ name ].
no one else is gonna save you.
why donât you slip into something more comfy, huh? like a coma!
iâm gonna put you in the ground like itâs my job.
i noticed you already âborrowedâ all of my whiskey.
youâre supposed to be normal - youâre supposed to be SAFE!
of all the things iâve ever wanted to call you? youâre such a coward.
wanna know how batshit i am? nobody shoots my family but me.
youâre really staying this time, arenât you?
this is blackmail, you dick!
you owe me dinner. iâll settle for tacos!
it seems i have settled among a commune of artists.
how about smiling, huh? you ever do that?
well, i like attention. i always have.
iâve been meaning to introduce myself, iâm [ name ].
when i see something i like, i donât wanna wait.
good thing youâre not some guy, right, or this would be really, really awkward ...
you donât have to be nice to everybody.
i would remember a face like yours.
iâm an excellent judge of character.
darlinâ, iâm everybodyâs type.
the dead donât get a vote.
god, thatâs super weird â whatâs going on?
run ! iâll hold them off.
i am sorry, [ name ], but itâs you or me.
youâre a good man! youâve got a code!
you donât wanna do this!
you have no idea what i want.
buy me a round, [ name ]? seems like youâre just my type.
we canât all settle down with our high-school sweethearts.
welcome to team âshut up and do what he saysâ. sometimes, we get donuts.
you should be doing this. you were meant to.
deal with that ... or i will.
we didnât trust each other ... and now look what iâve done.
you do not know what i am.
youâre supposed to be a hero.
pull your head out of the past.
the hell took you so long?
this is what our victories might have to look like.
look, if youâre about to propose a threesome, iâm tired and i havenât shaved my legs.
this just doesnât make sense to me.
the problem with this criminal thing, is itâs kinda fun.
i canât live like this, not anymore
donât get your hopes up, we donât know what weâre gonna find.
it wasnât my idea to do this.
this is the only way to sanctuary.
you just could never help yourself.
vengeance is hollow, [ name ]. it isnât worth a thing.
i need rules. a code. otherwise iâll end up just like you.
stop kidding yourself, [ name ], you are exactly like me.
i sympathize with your predicament.
leave, if you want. go get ... dead.
only one death scares me, and it didnât take.
ugh, ever heard of manscaping?
come on, he is just ... so beneath you.
whatâs up, [ name ]? i never see you.
iâm the one with the vendetta, why are you gunning so hard?
we? thereâs no âweâ.
you think an $8 bottle of pinot will make me listen?
i never liked you, you know.
back then, you lived and died by what the seasons gave you.
canât we just enjoy the moment for once?
[ name ], now is not a good time.
would you like some company?
itâs gonna be a long night, might as well make it fun.
youâve done your worst.
how many tiny pillows does one girl need?
hold on a second, i want to record this so i can replay it to you when youâre being a dick.
you being here is definitely not selling ânormalâ.
thereâs been a change of plans, i need to go away for awhile.
this is supremely cryptic, even for you.
say âpomegranateâ if someoneâs got a gun on you.
this doesnât seem healthy, [ name ].
i donât really care where we are, as long as weâre all together.
are you sure youâre okay?
donât be cross, iâve got wood.
your ass is like ... top shelf.
dude, youâre like a walking bumper sticker.
is this strip poker? iâm not shy...
this kind of wound wonât heal, iâm dead already.
you save your vendetta for another night.
donât shoot me, [ name ].
honestly, [ name ], youâve gotten so weird.
nobody keeps booze in here, [ name ].
i think somebodyâs trying to scare you ... toy with you. why?!
you of all people should know better than to try and make me question my sanity.
what do you MEAN you killed a stripper?
in my experience, dynamite solves all manner of problems.
havenât you read a romance novel lately? heroes always win.
oh, you want to be a hero?
wanna tell me what that was about?
that was really brave. stupid, but brave.
i have something i need to say.
iâm starting to think sanityâs overrated.
i understand if you hate me.
youâre always, ALWAYS lying.
we should get some breakfast, i could murder a stack of pancakes.
you should know by now, iâm not most people.
well, you learn something new every day.
hey, no, youâre okay. lay back.
[ name ], i need you to listen to me.
okay, [ name ], weâre in serious shit here.
iâm not like you, [ name ]. iâm not brave.
what was the last thing you saw?
close your eyes, take a deep breath in.
look at who the cat dragged in.
cut the bullshit. i know who you are.
you use humor as a form of self - defense.
answer my questions without any more guff.
what is it with psychoâs and talking in the third person?
youâre not really in the position to do any bargaining, are you?
you do look like you can handle yourself.
you want my help? you need to earn it.
i guess [ name ] wants you alive for something.
we should make it look real.
you know how to make someone show you where something precious is hidden? set fire to their house. itâs the first thing they go for.
donât be irrational, [ name ].
you served your purpose, and now you are released.
iâve had a lot of names, but you can call me [ name ].
you werenât leaving without me, were you?
youâre the sickest puppy in the litter.
you were dead ... and now you are not.
oh, arenât you the master of deception?
letâs not kid ourselves, youâre not going to survive this.
[ name ], i always hoped that i would have this pleasure.
if you stand for nothing, you are sure to fall.
you do what you do best, [ name ], you fight.
youâre just like me. youâre broken.
iâm not lonesome, i just prefer to hunt alone.
you have to let go sometime, [ name ].
you continue to disappoint me.
let me make it up to you.
i thought iâd feel different. i thought iâd look different.
you release the rage, you might find thereâs nothing left.
woah, wow, this is not what i expected the cat to drag in.
for the first time in ages, i woke up and knew exactly what i needed to do.
you can try, but i dare you to cockblock the drive i woke up with this morning.
iâll sleep when iâm dead.
youâre not alone, [ name ].
just once i want you to say it. that you care about me.
someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
why do i even get out of bed?
i lost you once, i wonât let that happen again.
[ name ], you are shakinâ like a leaf.
jesus, listen to me. maybe i am crazy.
iâm not sure this is the best idea.
youâre the one who told me i should blow off steam.
iâm not crazy, right? thereâs something going on here.
youâre making fun of me ...
could everybody just stand still for one freakinâ minute?!
i just screamed at you, you shouldnât be nice to me.
i would never ask you to be someone youâre not.
yeah, sure, [ name ], whatever you want.
[ name ], what kind of a mess have you got yourself into now?
if you shoot, this all goes to shit.
your poker face is pitiful.
who wonât you make a deal with, huh?
you can judge me all you want.
what do i care for some broken womanâs opinion of my character?
you can talk all you want. theyâll be your last words, anyways.
this whole time youâve thought this was personal.
you shut your lying mouth.
what happened to being friends?
itâs not so easy to be brazen when the thing that you want, that scares you to death, is sitting right in front of you.
when i think about what i wanna do most in this world, itâs you.
jump in anytime, [ name ], because i really donât know how to do this.
maybe you should make me.
i owe you a heap of thanks. and my life.
can i at least buy you a drink?
aw, [ name ], you really do care.
itâs worth dying to see the look on your face.
men are all the same. even the demonic ones.
[ name ], calm your tits. have a drink.
do me a goddamn favor and refrain from mentioning that name.
i think you would be very pretty in blue.
everybody knows... about us. the sex.
what are you doing here, [ name ]?
if youâre keeping things from me, IMPORTANT things ...
donât get all hard & forget that youâre human.
sunâs starting to go down, we should head back.
i feel a real connection with you, [ name ].
canât you at least try?
we canât tell anyone. not until we know for sure.
i donât want to be rude, but i donât know any of you ... or whatâs happening.
what kind of people give a kid a switchblade?
this is your home, [ name ].
how can you think this is funny?
iâve been crazy, didnât care for it.
iâve been told i have character.
i need to start drinking less ... or much, much more.
how in the hell did you get this?
i lost control. i was angry at everything ... at everyone.
you promised to never tell anyone that.
itâs always been you and i.
it can be like it always was ... and different, too. in all the right ways.
youâre not alone anymore.
i think i got a little bit shot ...
i need you to tell me everything you know about [ name ].
i thought i was doing what you asked!
whatever youâve got planned, iâm game.
now thereâs a sight for sore eyes.
i donât wanna hurt you.
why arenât you more freaked out?
if thereâs one thing iâve learned this year, itâs that âgoodâ is a moving target.
what are you gonna do about it? tell on me?
nobodyâs getting hurt on my watch.
when are you gonna take responsibility for all that youâve done?
iâm running out of goddamn time.
this isnât over. iâm coming for you.
now you know how it feels when people take your things.
i know that youâre scared, so am i.
are you sure youâre up for this?
you might want to stand back.
iâm ready for anything.