* NOT DAMNED

independent roleplay blog for rosalie hale, bella swan, & renesmee cullen. as adored by jordan.

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these violent delights have violent e n d s.

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send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

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alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair .  ❤ = kissing them .  ₪ =  asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  ♣ = discovering them crying .  回 = patching a wound .  ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

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cheesy pick up lines.

“You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.” “Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.” “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!” “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.” “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.” “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?” “I bet you play soccer, because you’re a keeper.” “Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.” “I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.” “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.” “Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.” “Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.” “I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.” “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?” “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?” “You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.” “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?” “Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.” “There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!” “Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.” “I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!” “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?” “I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.” “If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.” “Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?” “Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.”

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Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

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cell phone headcanons

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:                              - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone                              - my muse’s last text to your muse

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univurs replied to your post: ONE. name:  jordan nickname: i’ve always hated...

what if i called you dan

still better than jord tbh. 

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ONE.

name:  jordan

nickname: i’ve always hated nicknames. when i was young, my grandfather called me jorgie, but only him and my grandmother were allowed to. sometimes my sister calls me jo, and i don’t mind that one so much. but when people try to call me jord i just. no. it’s awful. 

zodiac sign:  leo

height:  6′

orientation:  bisexual

ethnicity:  my father’s family is acadian / french. my father likes to say we have native american in our blood, but i have no idea so i never claim that. as for my mother’s side, i’ve always wondered by no one really knows? my grandfather probably knew, but i only got seriously curious about this type of stuff after he died, and my grandmother has dementia, so even if she did know, she doesn’t anymore. i would actually love to get one of those genealogy tests done but i’m poor af. perhaps one day i’ll have the extra funds and i’ll definitely do it. until the i’ll remain a proud canadian / acadian. 

favorite fruit:  apples or grapes. 

favorite season:  late fall / early winter where it’s cold but the snow hasn’t started yet. 

favorite book:  song of the sparrow. perks of being a wallflower. 

favorite flower:  orchids. 

favorite scent:  lavender, vanilla. 

favorite animal:  horses! birds! dogs! pandas! i love all animals i’m such an animal person. 

coffee, tea, or hot cocoa?  mochas. 

average hours of sleep:  a lot. 

cats or dogs?  dogs. 

favorite fictional character:  allison argent. my love my life my heart. 

dream trip:  venice, italy. 

when was your blog created?  like two days ago. 

what do you post about?  not much so far. 

do you get asks on a regular basis?  nope. 

aesthetic:  ????? 

favorite band/artist?  panic! at the disco, demi lovato, gin wigmore, elle king

fictional characters i’d date:  scott mccall no question about it. 

hogwarts house:  ravenclaw! 

TWO.

countries i’ve lived in:  only in canada. 

favorite fandom:  i’m not a fan of most fandoms. 

languages you speak:  english, a little french. 

favorite film of 2016:  i have no idea i don’t really watch movies a lot. 

last article you read:  i remember something about monkeys. that’s basically all i can recall. 

shuffle your music library and put your first three songs here: drive by hasley, devil’s backbone by the civil wars, holding on for life by ellie goulding 

last thing you bought online:  bird toys. 

how would your friends describe you? i don’t really. . . have many friends. 

how would your enemies describe you?  the worst human being on the planet. i have like one enemy but she hates me with like all of her being lol. 

who would you take a bullet for?  my mom or my sister. probably my dog. 

tagged by: no one i stole it.  tagging: whoever wants to do it??? 

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reblog if you are the hot sibling 

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like for a starter from renesmee cullen. 

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like for a starter from bella swan.

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like for a starter from rosalie hale. 

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small compliments .

“You look really pretty today ~”

“Do I ever tell you how much you mean to me?”

“Those clothes look really good on you~”

“Wow, your hair is super nice today!”

“Your smile is gorgeous…”

“I really love the way you laugh~”

“You look beautiful.”

“You are doing that cute thing again…”

“I saw your snap this morning; you looked gorgeous…”

“You’re really good at this, do you know that?”

“Oh wow! I am really proud of you!”

“I think you did pretty well!”

“~You tried, and that’s what matters, right?”

“I think you did pretty well, it’s your first time after all!”

“You look stunning today.”

“This tastes great!!”

“Wow… you did this — all by yourself!?”

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