"aisling faoi gaile"

"Dream about steam."They call me Margot.

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When your crush says "Maybe you'll find a guy you like at your new school." And you're all like lol sweaty I am a lesbean

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When you don't know how to deal with feelings so you write a book about it instead

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Frickin grapes

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I used to wonder who the gay cousin in my family was... it took me 16 years to realize I am in fact the gay cousin.

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Me: Hey mom can you pick a number from fuscia to anaranjado?

Mom: Taxes

Me: Can I get a unicorn?

Mom: Fuscia

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Annoying things

•When your teacher does the thing

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A Summary of Fantastic Beasts

Newt: Oh my there are so many creatures and I just don't have time to write down all of them. Wow what is that? What kind of magic powers that wonderful machine?

Tina: Newt, that's a sliding door.

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I bet you 90% of tumblr users have given up on tumblr because of the new update.

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I feel bad for my friends sometimes because when we're watching a movie there'll literally just be a brick wall and I'll be like, "That's you."

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Harry Potter Fans: We love the Marauders.

J.K. Rowling: So what you're saying is you love one of the Hogwarts textbooks?

Harry Potter Fans: Can we have a movie about the Marauders?

J.K. Rowling: So what you're saying is you want a movie about one of the Hogwarts textbooks?

Harry Potter Fans: *facepalm*

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all of tumblr

Here, take my patriotic sass.

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Conversations with bae. ❤

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I'm either dead serious or loopy and theres no inbetween.

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The best thing I heard today was "Blue is not a fraction." No son, it's not.

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idk how people can just walk in their friends houses. even if I’ve known you my whole life you better come outside or else I’m ringing the doorbell. 

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Same. And if you want me to get some food, I need your surveillance so I don't eat all of your food.

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If I was a killer, I would name myself the cereal killer and not kill anyone just eat their cereal.