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If Xerxes is supposed to represent Persia and is also located in a desert, why do the Eric's not look like they are from the middle east😭😭 I love fmab but I will always mourn their missing melanin

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I have this fic idea in my head where Ed who just joined the military at 12 gets into a fight with some petty thief or something and during the fight he gets hit in the face and it knocks out one of his last baby teeth, specifically his bottom canine tooth that had been loose for a while. His gums aren't even done bleeding before Roy appears behind him and Ed not wanting to see like a child for loosing his tooth, grits through an extremely awkward conversation where he absolutely refuses to let Roy see his mouth lest his face the embarrassment of loosing a tooth right in the front of his face

Anyway, Roy later asks for a mission report in his office, he doesn't notice the missing tooth but Riza certainly does and points it out, asking if he needs some time off to go to the dentist, Ed admits it was his baby tooth and fine cause it'll grow back all while wishing he could melt into the floor because he's 12 and dramatic and feels absolutely humiliated because how was he supposed to be taken seriously with his baby teeth still falling out, and while Ed is melting from embarrassment, Roy and Riza are just staring in absolute horror as it dawns on them that this kid is a tiny child oh my God he still has baby teeth who let him in the military

even better if he absolutely beat the ass of the petty thief from earlier and was so though with it, it freaked out the senior officers

Even more extra credit if you throw in some angst about Al not being able to loose his baby teeth because he doesn't have teeth too loose

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Genuinely my fav shifting method is to put on some music in this reality while thinking about a different song I'm listening to in the reality I'm trying to go to and since I'm listening to two different songs at the same time, I just focus on the other one and this is my favorite method because the songs mixing as I like focus on my Dr is always just absolute peak I feel like a DJ but on a spiritual level

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Headcanon that in the MCU that radioactive spider that bit peter parker in this universe was created by hydra as an experiment either on another winter soldier or possibly the start of another program (for the purpose of this post we'll say it was for testing on the winter soldier program, specifically bucky) but the plan was to test crossbreeding insects DNA with humans to enhance their soldiers even more but of course after hydra fell the remaining half decent shield agents sold a bunch of the research including the insect experiments to different museums and such and the spider just happened to be the one to escape

But assuming a reality where hydra didn't fall when it did, bucky would have gotten bit by the spider (but let's not forget that he was considered the weakest one so thus he gets the one best for snipers and stealth fighters) but imagine a winter soldier already hyped up on super soldier serum and being meshed with a dung beetle (the physically strongest insect on the planet) or dragon fly (the most efficient hunter) or a murder hornet the list goes on and on

Now I don't think they would have done this with the winter soldier program as I feel like the training, maintenance, and considering that team was used the most it wouldn't make sense to give an already mentally unstable and violent group powers that would make them impossible to control, so I do think if this is the case, it would have been used for a different group of people who are probably much younger and would have to be raised in hydra with much different circumstances then the winter soldier group to make them 100% loyal to hydra which would make for an interesting oc, but all that aside SPIDERMAN BUCKY!!!

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You know in this specific scene, I'm assuming the reason he walked like that is because his legs fucking hurt after that jump

I say this because when Ive been working and on my feet all day and my legs hurt, I do the same damn walk because the swaying back and forth helps only do short bits of pain in each leg instead of big fucking owchies in my thighs

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I have a hc that if Desmond didn't buzz his hair every week, he would just naturally have the most thick beautiful curls you've ever seen, like you could take his hair and slap it on a vouge magazine and it would fit right in, but because of growing up as an assassin and then being homeless and then being broke, he never learned nor wanted to bother with his hair he literally uses the same generic green goop body wash on his hair and yet it still grows at such an extreme rate to the point where he skipped maintaining it for one week and it immediately became a fluffy mop of curls over an inch long

And then during the actual canon game, by brotherhood his hair was like down to his ears and Lucy kept teasing him for it, then by revelations after his coma it was already down his neck and he had to beg his dad to get him clippers or something because his hair was hot and annoying (it took 3 days of begging before bill finally went out and got some cheap clippers and that was the first time Desmond hugged him since he was a kid)

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“i wish i could live in that tv show/movie!!”

do you consider yourself open minded..?

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Scorpion early show dynamic where they were all just weird about each other and trusted each other implicitly

Happy just reaching into Toby's pocket to grab his wallet and him just casually letting her do it cuz why wouldn't he? Walter always reassuring everyone on the team despite sucking at emotions and also being the only reason they trusted paige in the first place. When Happy takes off after a bomber literally everyone just decides to follow her despite that not being their job.

I just miss when they were all just a group of freaks who understood each other and trusted each other perfectly

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maybe if i post enough </scorpion> the fandom will just revive...

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I know a lot of people like to make jokes that if an apocalypse ever happened, they would just kill themselves and am I like the only one who would want to try and survive and help other people out?? Like there gotta be some other people who would just immediately jump off a bridge

The only thing that could get me to kill myself is if the virus was able to be transmitted through bugs biting you, but thinking realistically about a zombie apocalypse I don't think that would be a thing

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Ghost genuinely forgetting when he's not wearing the mask except he has just completely forgotten how to hide his facial expressions so he is one expressive bastard, worlds worst poker player over here

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Any other shifters notice their fortune in this reality getting really good when they started their shifting journey it's like everything good keeps happening to me since I started and it's crazy it's like the only thing that can make this better is shifting

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Not my usual post but I was doing a shifting method last night and I genuinely got so close to my Dr like I could feel the bed beneath me moving and changing and my heart rate spiked like crazy, also something that I never got before was that my whole body felt like a pool of water is the best I can describe it, like their weren't distinct parts to it just one big mass, like RN if you touch your hands together you can feel when one hand ends and the other starts I couldn't do that and it was so trippy and cool but sadly I got too excited and focused on the symptoms that I got regrounded here

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I need more pre nyc Desmond, give me shitty teen Desmond running through the woods and getting drunk with a random group of kids he met or him accidentally scaring the crap out of some family while wandering around at night this mf walked on foot from south dakota to nyc with however many shenanigans in between

I really just want dirtbag teen Desmond stealing from stores, getting drunk/high every night and blasting music in the woods while walking because the music helps keep the bears away from him while on the trails

Also I firmly believe he picked up on the training ezio was giving him to quickly cuz he was basically doing all the same shit while homeless and it was just refreshing his memory, oh and I want him with his own unique accent, vaugly southern ish accent due to growing up away from civilization in the assassin compound, give him assassins dialect😭😭

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I would just like to point out that Desmond's canonical assassin training was literally just every deep rural kid ever. It was canon that they would only let the kids back onto the compound for sleep and for specific lessons/training which probably didn't come often, I think a canon line from ac revelations was "I spend my days out in the forest trying to survive" (could be wrong on the exact wording but that's what I remember) and then he became broke and homeless when he ran away

Anyway this is me saying I wanna see more Desmond being EXTREMELY good at penny pinching and is absolutely appalled and how much money the other assassins spend on food during their mission. I also wanna see Desmond stretching one of those bagged chickens from Walmart over 10 days and also being really good at fixing stuff with duct tape and a screwdriver

(and more of Desmond having a rural accent, especially when he's tired, I haven't decided if I want a deep southern or Appalachian one but either one works)

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I low-key have an assassin's creed Mafia watchdogs au fic idea that has been bouncing around my skull for the past few days

So basically, Desmond goes to Chicago instead of nyc (this is takes place during the first watch dogs game btw) and becomes a bartender at one of those bars that serve food during the day time, and one of his regular customers usually comes in with his niece during the day to ask for a root beer float, super cute kid and all that and he gets to talk with Aiden about his job, he's a bit secretive and Desmond gets a little concerned that he's an assassin's sent to get him back but nothing has happened so far so whatever

Anyway one day he runs into Aiden outside of the bar at like the library and turns out Aiden is setting up a security system for the library and is really good with tech, they get to talking and it ends with Aiden offering to teach Desmond a few things about the ctos system. After a few months of these lessons, Desmond is relatively good at hacking into ctos, he's not Aiden level but good enough to be a threat, meanwhile abstergo is at the point where they are starting to try and track Desmond down but is now unable to

Desmond realizes he's being tracked and calls Aiden for help, Aiden however just got into a car wreck and lost his niece so isn't really available, so he sends Desmond to his friend, Clay, to help him lie low

That's basically the gist of this I know a lot of timeline stuff would have to be changed but this concept has been in my brain for so long I wanted to get it out

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Since we are basically reliving 2006 someone remind me to invest in the housing market when it crashes in 2028