uhhhhh....

[curlygrrlll]

“i wish i could live in that tv show/movie!!”

do you consider yourself open minded..?

[notfound2-7]

Scorpion early show dynamic where they were all just weird about each other and trusted each other implicitly

Happy just reaching into Toby's pocket to grab his wallet and him just casually letting her do it cuz why wouldn't he? Walter always reassuring everyone on the team despite sucking at emotions and also being the only reason they trusted paige in the first place. When Happy takes off after a bomber literally everyone just decides to follow her despite that not being their job.

I just miss when they were all just a group of freaks who understood each other and trusted each other perfectly

[teresasmedjack]

maybe if i post enough </scorpion> the fandom will just revive...

[notfound2-7]

I know a lot of people like to make jokes that if an apocalypse ever happened, they would just kill themselves and am I like the only one who would want to try and survive and help other people out?? Like there gotta be some other people who would just immediately jump off a bridge

The only thing that could get me to kill myself is if the virus was able to be transmitted through bugs biting you, but thinking realistically about a zombie apocalypse I don't think that would be a thing

[notfound2-7]

Ghost genuinely forgetting when he's not wearing the mask except he has just completely forgotten how to hide his facial expressions so he is one expressive bastard, worlds worst poker player over here

[notfound2-7]

Any other shifters notice their fortune in this reality getting really good when they started their shifting journey it's like everything good keeps happening to me since I started and it's crazy it's like the only thing that can make this better is shifting

[notfound2-7]

Not my usual post but I was doing a shifting method last night and I genuinely got so close to my Dr like I could feel the bed beneath me moving and changing and my heart rate spiked like crazy, also something that I never got before was that my whole body felt like a pool of water is the best I can describe it, like their weren't distinct parts to it just one big mass, like RN if you touch your hands together you can feel when one hand ends and the other starts I couldn't do that and it was so trippy and cool but sadly I got too excited and focused on the symptoms that I got regrounded here

[notfound2-7]

I need more pre nyc Desmond, give me shitty teen Desmond running through the woods and getting drunk with a random group of kids he met or him accidentally scaring the crap out of some family while wandering around at night this mf walked on foot from south dakota to nyc with however many shenanigans in between

I really just want dirtbag teen Desmond stealing from stores, getting drunk/high every night and blasting music in the woods while walking because the music helps keep the bears away from him while on the trails

Also I firmly believe he picked up on the training ezio was giving him to quickly cuz he was basically doing all the same shit while homeless and it was just refreshing his memory, oh and I want him with his own unique accent, vaugly southern ish accent due to growing up away from civilization in the assassin compound, give him assassins dialect😭😭

[notfound2-7]

I would just like to point out that Desmond's canonical assassin training was literally just every deep rural kid ever. It was canon that they would only let the kids back onto the compound for sleep and for specific lessons/training which probably didn't come often, I think a canon line from ac revelations was "I spend my days out in the forest trying to survive" (could be wrong on the exact wording but that's what I remember) and then he became broke and homeless when he ran away

Anyway this is me saying I wanna see more Desmond being EXTREMELY good at penny pinching and is absolutely appalled and how much money the other assassins spend on food during their mission. I also wanna see Desmond stretching one of those bagged chickens from Walmart over 10 days and also being really good at fixing stuff with duct tape and a screwdriver

(and more of Desmond having a rural accent, especially when he's tired, I haven't decided if I want a deep southern or Appalachian one but either one works)

[notfound2-7]

I low-key have an assassin's creed Mafia watchdogs au fic idea that has been bouncing around my skull for the past few days

So basically, Desmond goes to Chicago instead of nyc (this is takes place during the first watch dogs game btw) and becomes a bartender at one of those bars that serve food during the day time, and one of his regular customers usually comes in with his niece during the day to ask for a root beer float, super cute kid and all that and he gets to talk with Aiden about his job, he's a bit secretive and Desmond gets a little concerned that he's an assassin's sent to get him back but nothing has happened so far so whatever

Anyway one day he runs into Aiden outside of the bar at like the library and turns out Aiden is setting up a security system for the library and is really good with tech, they get to talking and it ends with Aiden offering to teach Desmond a few things about the ctos system. After a few months of these lessons, Desmond is relatively good at hacking into ctos, he's not Aiden level but good enough to be a threat, meanwhile abstergo is at the point where they are starting to try and track Desmond down but is now unable to

Desmond realizes he's being tracked and calls Aiden for help, Aiden however just got into a car wreck and lost his niece so isn't really available, so he sends Desmond to his friend, Clay, to help him lie low

That's basically the gist of this I know a lot of timeline stuff would have to be changed but this concept has been in my brain for so long I wanted to get it out

[notfound2-7]

Since we are basically reliving 2006 someone remind me to invest in the housing market when it crashes in 2028

[notfound2-7]

Here is a small list of Desmond hc I have in no particular order

Desmond is one of those fucking wizards who is able to make a 5 star meal from absolute scraps, give him half a Ritz cracker and a prayer and somehow he's gonna turn around with the most scrumptious meal you have ever tasted

His organs are always one sneeze away from failing at any given time due to the amount of bullshit he ate/drank when he was homeless along with just general stress

You cannot get this man to go to a doctor even if he lost a leg, he'd slap a bandaid over it and still head into work then next morning

Is really into cartoons but not in a broney way, more like a stoner way if that makes sense (even if he's not a stoner you can't convince me he wouldn't fw the amazing world of gumball)

Tried smoking a cigarette when he was 18 cuz he saw it in a movie and damn near destroyed his lungs and decided never again

Is absolutely a buy a 30 in 1 product because it's cheaper, doesn't matter if it's straight chemicals and looks like generic green gloop, he slapping that shit straight onto his hair (refusing to take care of his hair is part of why he had a buzz cut)

When he was homeless, he spent all his time in the library just reading cuz it was the one place that wouldn't kick him out which is how he was at the same level of having a highschool education

Developed chronic pain from when he was homeless and had to sleep under bridges and stuff on concrete and said chronic pain kept flaring up every time he had to stay in the Animus for more than 8 hours, 4 hours if we are talking about ac3

Anyway I'm tired I'm going to bed just wanted to ramble about these rq

[notfound2-7]

Something dumb I just now realized is vidic saying "not what you're high school history teacher taught you?" In ac1 when Desmond was asking why the Animus doesn't match up with our current understanding of history is so funny but also kinda cruel cuz vidic knows Desmond didn't go to highschool, he was raised on the assassin compound and became homeless at 16 this mf birth probably wasn't even documented for the longest time let alone going to highschool.

I guarantee you vidic knew how much Desmond hated his sheltered upbringing and how he didn't get to be a normal kid and was using that against him while also making him feel stupid in the process like "oh yeah this is basic info you would have been taught in highschool, except you didn't do that sucks to suck loser" like who tf😭😭

[zordanna]

black shire supremacy, I just know he’s the best boy

[notfound2-7]

Genuinely watching Josh get diagnosed with PTSD in season 2 is so interesting to me the way he keeps repeating what he's already said like a broken record oh my God I need to study him like a lab rat

[notfound2-7]

I want more fics acknowledging Bucky's disability. He has a whole metal arm, there's gotta be some issues that come with that. Show me bucky trying to work on a project with Sam only to have to keep sitting up to roll his shoulder cuz it's gonna rain soon. I wanna see him using wd-40 after a shower to stop his arm from rusting, or better yet show him trying to fix his arm and being absolutely miserable cuz it's really hard to fix an arm with only one arm available

Also I wanna see Bucky taking his arm off to clean or for maintenance and then struggling to move around because his balance is off

[notfound2-7]

Started rewatching CATWS and not to like, desensitize or take away from the severity of the Epstein files, but looking back low-key hydra getting exposed and thousands of files getting leaked kinda sounds like a wink and a nod towards the Epstein files or am I just connecting things that don't need connecting