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hell yea bitch dis go hard as hell flocka i will draw big dick team slut all day and week month year and century i love big bots D I C K S Q U A D

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[kobithedragon]

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Robot fan, mostly old art that's been deleted off other platforms because I don't know how to use twitter. . SFW account(url)

Uploading old (and some scant new) pieces/unpublished sketches here, for anyone interested :)

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This is now my favorite thing I’ve ever made and I’m going to make all of you look at it

The title is “Impending Goddamn Electrical Fire“

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yo so where the Fuck are people putting nsfw art these days? is it twitter? do I really have to dust off one of my twitter handles and endure the experience of putting something in a public tag??

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tried to sfw this blog up enough to get unflagged, but I guess I put in the appeal too late

later fuckers ;(

@mrbutts

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trans guy Kaon, tbh.

(no gross comments pls)

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This dork keeps making fun of me for saying that sub Breakdown is very important to me, so screw them, here he is. Sub Breakdown.

Runny mayo has to be one of the grossest things known to mankind.

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What are your top 3 f/f pairs?

I’m… anon, I genuinely tried to scrape some together since you sent me this message, but I got almost nothin’. Aside from Windblade and Arcee (who’ve never even interacted, but they damn well better and be best friends forever) I remember liking Rose and Kanaya, but that’s all I remember as far as fictional characters. 

BUT ANYWAY feel free to suggest stuff. There isn’t enough femslash in this world.

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elita x optimus chromia x ironhide chromia x elita heh

it took me a solid minute to realize this wasn’t a suggestion for a very precariously arranged foursome

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What about the tfp femmes?

There’s that. Any more specific things (like vague scenarios, etc) would be appreciated if anyone has them, but I do remember I had a couple things with Airachnid tucked away in the ideabank.

Was mixed gender stuff included in this Moar Femmes request, or was this F/F-specific? (…and does is help, het-wise, that I’m huge into femdom?)

Huh, I should put some of those ideas on canvas anyway.

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if anyone has any suggestions for more stuff with femmes, hit me up

otherwise, femmewise, it's always Strika-o-clock in my heart and mind

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Pssst Moar femmes

that’s not the next one up in my lineup, but y’know what

I can do this

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This Picture Was Almost Done But Suddenly I Got A Job: a sonnet

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I'm drunk as fuck, suggest me a porn to draw

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so, Ratchet the Sassy Disembodied Head and Pharma right? What if his nerves were still connected via Luna-1 sciencemagic

what if pharma picked up his head, brought it over to his body, and face-fucked him with his own dick

Or, y'know, given that there's probably enough medical technology there to prevent any kind of greivous(er?) injury, what if he jammed his own spike into the other end of his neckhole at the same time

you don't need me in your fandom, just hit the eject switch and shoot me into the sky. jettison me into space. goodbye.

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hello everyone and welcome to a long string of mortifyingly poor decisions I do nothing to prevent