i hate freddy fazbear’s

ask me things if you want to but someone get me OUT of here i am going to go FERAL (mod: gray, he/they)

[notgregory]

hey uh it’s gregory (do NOT call me greg or gory).

i seriously need to get out of this place, without dying, preferably, but i hacked into an employee tablet so if anyone has any tips of getting the hell out of this pizzaplex, let me know!!!

and if you see the security guard, tell her nothing!

// hey guys ! welcome to my Gregory ask blog, some asks will be drawn if I feel up to it, others not, feel free to ask him questions ! in character posts are tagged with: #gregory speaks

//check out @bunnygirlboss (vanessa) & @blondepigtails (gregory’s sister/dlc girl) for some interlocking lore !

// my name is gray, i use he/they, and gregory is trans he/him! my blog is @therealjake

[notgregory]

sorry guys, the faz-fi keeps flickering… i think the changing of the hour is near, the moon fucker might try and come after me…

[notgregory]

blonde hair matches, but the Vanessa i know was a very sweet person, without a mean bone in her body. does your Vanessa have Green eyes? (//im hoping gregory will say she has purple eyes but i can work without that)

well, sorta… sometimes they’re green and sometimes they look kinda, purple or some shit???

[notgregory]

//hey guys ! sorry for not posting lately; it’s the last week of my job and I move back home soon. more lore related things coming soon!

//remember to send in some asks to keep me on your dash! some may end up being drawn

[notgregory]

to be fair, my memory of her is almost a year out of date, heck, im not even fully sure we're talking about the same Vanessa

vanessa the security guard. blonde hair? mean as fuck? wants me dead???

[faz-ent-secret-santa]

Attention all Fazbear guests and personnel!

~~~~~

Freddy and the gang are SUPER STOKED to host a brand new event sponsored by Fazbear Entertainment.

Mark your calendars for our first Fazbear Entertainment Secret Santa!!

And remember: We are not responsible for any and all instances of injury, insanity, or death.

[notgregory]

i think you'll be ok regarding monty, it isn't the first time that's happened. Also from what i remember of her, Vanessa isn't THAT harsh, especially once she see's the security footage showing him trying to hurt you (TBH, i dont like monty all that much, i much prefer bonnie as bass player) as for sammy, im not so sure, you might get a tongue lashing from him

don’t you remember?

vanessa took my friend. she’s *evil*.

she wants to take me too i bet but fuck that

never seen bonnie or anything like that but i know he exists. my favorite fazbear entertainment character before freddy helped me was always that weird puppet thing

[notgregory]

uhhh

i think vanessa and samwhatever his name is found out i… that monty accidentally broke his legs in front of me

don’t tell freddy

[notgregory]

you know i still have my spare key (and the spare handle for the front shutters), perhaps i could come and let Riley in?

OH THATD BE GREAT???

@blondepigtails yo someone can let you in lil sis

[notgregory]

did you break monty's legs?

>:)

well, to be fair, i had to decommission him to get his claws to upgrade freddy!!!

plus, can you blame me? he’s been trying to *kill me!!!!*

[notgregory]

. . . 32 year ago, and i dont mean the exact Y2K bug. that was for reference, i suppose nuclear ghandi might have been a better suggestion now that i think about it. anyways, back to the topic of getting you out of the plex, where are you now?

yeah yeah math is math whatever

i don’t understand half of question words, have i mentioned i haven’t been to school in like, a year? i kept skipping

im in the atrium, near el chip’s. surely riley will get here soon, right?

[notgregory]

//what year is it in the pizzaplex? iv'e been running off the belief that its 2023

//2030 I believe is all our consensus! Gregory is just bad at math <3

[notgregory]

the Y2k bug was a public scare back in the late 1990s. they feared that the computers back then would all malfunction when the year 2000 came around and bring the world to an end, planes fallout out of the sky, nukes detonatiing in their launchers, ETC. obviously that didnt happen. but such a bug might have caused the bots programming to go from "super nice" to "murder everybody who is not a staff member"

the 1990s??? thats like, i dunno, fuckin 50 years ago or some shit

i don’t think that’s what happened, the pizzaplex hasn’t even been around that long

weird old people shit

[notgregory]

Y2K bug perhaps? i wouldn't be surprised if something that simple caused the bots to go rouge, though that doesn't explain Freddy, maybe he glitched and reset his internal calender

the fuck is a y2k bug???? What’s y2k in *general*???

FREDDY HAS A CALENDAR???

damn

[notgregory]

you know, thinking about it…

our friend os didn’t come to the pizzaplex, then i saw alfie go missing…

what if he went missing too?

what if they’re both dead?!?

[ask-glamrock-chica]

Hi friends <3 I'm Chica!!! I'm everyone's sweet chicken gal from the pizzaplex <3 She/they only please!

(Pssst all gifts of pizza and chocolate cake are very welcome)

KISSES!!! <3

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>> Hii I'm Roxy, I use they/them pronouns. I run @ask-ghost-doggirl and @ask-sneaky-bonnieboy. My main is @fizzmolliwater and my art blog is @molliwater-art. Go check out my friends

@hyper-blonde-boy @samsonemilyofficial @unfortunatelymichaelafton @thefreddyzone @angry-golden-spirit @evanaftonn @jeremy-fitz-is-on-break @blondepigtails @notgregory @circus-babys-official @bunnygirlboss @ask-charlie-emily @the-manager-guy-on-the-phone

[notgregory]

i can personally testify that sammy did NOT build them with murderous intent, sure they have their quirks: Freddy's overprotectiveness, Bonnie's (lame) jokes, Chica's food snatching, Foxy's tall tales, Monty's anger issues and Roxy's ego, but thats what makes them unique

man, i wish the pizzaplex still had Captain Foxy, he was one of my friends’ favorite.

i dunno what happened to oswin, he never came to the pizzaplex the day before alfie went missing…

if he didn’t make them murderous, what did?