how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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@nother30something
how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!
i spent so fucking long on this so im making you all see it
this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn
James: “HEEHEEHEE WE PUT THE THEY IN THEM!”
Jessie: “a”
we put the they in them thursday
Pokemon Heritage Post Thursday
i was watching some screenshots i did during my gameplay and i found this corbeau hitting the 🏃♀️ emoji lmao
they need to make an app for the mentally ill …
this is the app we r on it rn babe
sure man whatever
I was going to draw something serious for ZA’s release, but this joke wouldn’t leave my mind
such a show-off
Yaoi is dead
Stop climbing on his shoulders, he's old and small and can't do physical labour. [I will be climbing on them until he stops me.]
"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness
I'm kinda shy but if youre persistent in getting to know me for 5-6 years I can be a good addition to your household