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Guys. I’m happy to announce that I’ve finally started dating the love of my life.

There was a job opportunity in Virginia (I’m from Wisconsin) for $19/h, and since my love and I (his name is Charlie) were struggling financially, I thought it was an opportunity I couldn’t pass up.

I had a friend in Virginia that told me he would help me get on my feet. The second I got here, he made endless sexual advances towards me even after telling him to stop. And after he finally stopped, he told me that he wanted me to get out, and that if I didn’t do anything with him, he didn’t want anything to do with me.

I thought I could trust him… but I can’t. And now, all I want to do is go back to Charlie, because I will NOT compromise my body and my loyalty for a stupid job.

IF anyone could help me get back to Wisconsin… Oh my God, I would pay you back within two months, and you would SERIOUSLY be my saviour and earn the best karma there is to earn.

A plane ticket is 200 dollars… If anyone can send me even just a bit of money, it would help so much… or sharing this post would help out a lot too. I don’t know many people who would help out a stranger like that but God I need to get away from here…

Please message me if you can help :’(

Love,

Chrystal (yourhaloisslipping.tumblr)

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So, within the last year, I’ve been through a major depression. I lost my job and my home, and at some points, even my mind. Thoughts of suicide have returned over and over and over, and I’m on the verge of giving up.

But I want to give life one more try, and I’ve decided that I want to work hard to make my dreams come true.

My dreams consist of writing an acoustic album, painting 10 beautiful pictures, tattooing people for cheap, starting a hilarious youtube channel, and doing some photoshoots. :) If I get big in any of these areas, I will always thank Tumblr!

I’ve created a list of the things necessary to make my dreams come true, and I’m inviting you guys to help, if you’d like!

http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/2UMZ62DJG0JIR/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_ws_8PiOub0AE9DH9

If you want to help, but can’t financially, please reblog this post so that maybe another fellow tumblr user can see this and help financially ifthey want to.

Thank you so much for even reading, and one day I will give back 10 times of you guys’ kindness :)

Love, Chrystal

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Update, I’ve added my address so now it’ll automatically ship to my address. Thank you for all the support so far!!! <3

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"seriously, stop posting pictures of your body, slut."

"posting bra pictures defines your sense of self respect"

"you do not deserve respect if you show off your body"

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IF you could help this man in any way… would you? If you could go up to him right now, would you give him some of your money so he can at least get a bite of food?

It’s so sad that many people allow these kinds of things to happen. They completely lack empathy… can you imagine being in his shoes? Some of you probably complain when you “have no food in the house” when there are plenty of things to eat - just not exactly what you want. Be thankful! You have a home! You have food!

I am on the verge of being homeless. I’ve been in an abusive relationship for months, and I am finally reaching out for help. Living life with depression is not easy - you completely lose all desire to do anything, including getting a job, having sex, even eating. But it would be amazing to finally get life back together, and one day, when I’m stable, to GIVE that homeless person a place to stay, or randomly give him/her a thousand dollars. But for now, I’m the one who needs help, and my desires to help others are futile.

By the end of the month, I will be homeless. There’s no way to raise this money in time - but with your help, I can pay a months worth of rent, get a job, and pick myself up again, then helping others.

If you have even just a DOLLAR to give, it would greatly help out, because I’m in great need.

Maybe you cannot help this man… but you can help me. And if you’re able to have the empathy to imagine yourself in my situation, then God bless you.

You can donate here if you desire:

http://www.gofundme.com/3oyymk

Now, with tears in my eyes, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for even reading this. Thank you so much…

Thank you,

Chrystal

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my dentist told me i need a crown

i was like “i know right?”

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there is a website that sends a gallon of cow, horse, or gorilla shit to anyone you tell them to as revenge

www.poopsenders.com

I AM NOT FUCKING JOKING.

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new hair extensions

they look FABULOUS!

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so i was trying to take a cute picture with the puppy but then my computer froze and i got mad but it still took the picture and now it looks like i’m giving the dog a tug job