Thinking Blue...

She/Her, call me Autumn. I'm fluent in both French and English, you can speak to me in both. This blog mainly contains anything Star Wars, Harry Potter or Marvel.

[enevera]

[theladyscribe]

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

[catslock-deactivated20250510]

doesn’t get much more interesting than this

[jouster-ari]

[tygerfortart]

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

[prismatic-bell]

@huffy-the-bicycle-slayer honestly I think this was a massive missed opportunity on the part of the government. I literally learned stuff from osha-official that I proceeded to use IN A VERY REAL OSHA COMPLAINT that resulted in my (now-former) job facing some very serious consequences (as in “you have 48 hours to present a plan and timeline to fix this or we’re shutting you down” consequences). The OSHA employee who handled my complaint said it was one of the best-written and most comprehensive he’d seen in the 20 years he’d been doing the job. The bullet-pointing and management jargon I learned elsewhere, but the forklift certification issues and the lack of adequate safety exits? That was YOU.

It’s not a joke that your blog may have saved lives at my job, because out of eleven infractions I turned in, five were deemed to be “an immediate threat to life and safety.” The government should have offered you a paycheck to keep going as an actual OSHA employee, because you were absolutely teaching us stuff that makes our jobs safer and told us what resources to use if we needed to swing the OSHA club at our bosses and you were doing it in a format that was accessible and popular with your audience. That should be any organization’s absolute DREAM.

So if they won’t thank you, I will: on behalf of about 100 employees who are no longer working in a building full of flammables with no fire extinguishers and no exits from the entire back half of the building, a building where uncertified forklift drivers rammed into support columns and made the walls shake, a building where the HVAC system was full of black mold, thank you, for giving me the tools and courage to pick up the phone and fix the problem.

[sabacc]

Under the circumstances, I’d say the ability to pilot this thing is irrelevant.

[badjokesbyjeff]

[sherdnerd]

I'm from Ireland so I can approve this joke

[badjokesbyjeff]

Thank you. Here, for you:

🥔

[asideblogofyours]

I'm British, I'm stealing it

[badjokesbyjeff]

My precious gift :(

[autumn-blade]

You can come to Canada. We'll feed you

[livingdeadvoid]

Tim, trying to come out to everyone: I'm dating Clark's son

Damian, looking up from his tablet: I'm also dating Clark's son...

Bruce, looking between his two kids: I'm dating Clark-

Dick: Holy shit now I'm glad I'm dating just Wally

Jason: You're dating Wally? Pfft- I'm dating Roy

Stephanie: I'm dating cA-

Cass, covering her mouth: I think that's enough reveals for one day.

[devotedtomyfandoms]

Every time I think about how public the Waynes are. I get the urge to make a Tabloid front-page.

Today. I gave into those urges. So, here it is!

[brungeons-and-bragons]

Bitches will be like “my ship just got confirmed” and then show you a single low-res frame of ambiguous origin where the characters walk out of a room together. It’s me. I am bitches.

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Bruce once said, half-jokingly, that anyone who wanted to marry any of his kids had to beat hik in single combat first. Unfortunately, joking on the Bat looks dead serious to everyone not in his circle, so now Wally is busy learning Muay Thai, Roy is brushing up on Krav Maga, and Conner has resigned himself to living in sin. Steph just figures she'd ask Cass to fight her battles for her.

Conner: I’m sorry. I love you, but we can never marry.

Tim, thinking about who he might need to politely go ask Jason to take care of:

Conner, entirely serious: I’m never going to be able to beat your dad.

Tim, hearing “beat UP” because he was thinking about Jason punching Luthor:

Tim: I feel like further explanation might be necessary here.

Wally: Okay. I think I’m ready to fight Batman.

Dick, only half paying attention: *nods* I understand completely. I have the same urge all the time.

Jason: What do you MEAN you can’t marry me because Batman will beat you?

Roy: But Bruce said-

Jason: I don’t care what Bruce said. Actually, no. I do care. How DARE he-

*cut to Jason fighting Batman*

Roy: So does this count, or…

Bruce, at six am in a bathrobe and slippers: Steph, what are you doing here?

Steph: Outsourcing.

Cass: *comes flying at Batman from two stories above*

[heynhay]

ok. Im sure everyone and their mom has read this fic by the talented mothpoem already bc its so incredible. But that didn't stop me from cooking up nine pages of a gorgeous excerpt from it!

[ad-wills]

it's a lot of stuff...

[staff]

Tumblr Tuesday: Lokius Brainrot

Loki fandom, how we doin'? This post set out to be about that Loki show that features Loki and all his friends and enemies. But it has descended fairly speedily into a Loki, Mobius, and Lokius art collection only. So, sure, Miss Minutes and Sylvie have made it on here, but only just. You're all doing great. We've not included some of the…spicier works; you'll just have to go find them for yourselves if you haven't already. (Also, please beware: if you have not yet seen season 2, do not proceed with your scrolling. Visually, at the very least, spoilers lie ahead.)

@aritks:

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@kidovna:

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@upsidedownbronco:

@hammerings:

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@tardisdeancas:

@amess-art:

@komy-0o:

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@rins-love-wins:

[pukicho]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[pukicho]

that took 3 minutes.

[pasta-yy]

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

[pukicho]

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

None of you like my spaghetti sauce but my hash browns are amazing

[lehhoh7822]

elaborate on how you make hash browns pretty please

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dice onion. Put in big bowl.

Grate potatoes. Enough potatoes so the result is about 1/3 onion. 1/4 onion if you don't like onions.

Add peas. Measure with your heart.

Add corn if you want to be fancy. Measure with your heart.

Add whatever random non-dessert spice is at hand. Also a bit of salt and pepper. Lots of salt and pepper if you don't have anything else within reach.

Egg. Two egg if 1 egg doesn't seem like enough. Depends on your other ingredients.

Flour. I usually go with plain flour but you can do self-raising if you want them fluffy. Enough flour to mix with the egg and make Goo, but not too much. It's to hold the hash browns together, not make them into pancakes. Or make them into pancakes if you like I'm not a cop.

Mix it all up.

Put enough oil in a frying pan to stop them sticking and scoop some mixture into said pan, squish flat like a hamburger. Fry on HIGH until cooked in the middle, flipping halfway through the process.

Serve with tomato sauce. Or ketchup as Americans call it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#i mean this in the nicest way possible. what the fuck.

NO THIS ONE IS NORMAL. YOU CANNOT TELL ME THIS RECIPE ISN'T NORMAL.

[pyromanicdaydreamer]

it's normal until the peas derin what the FUCK--

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why does this website hate peas so much

[everydaygremlin]

autism website. peas are The Worst texture-wise

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They're my favourite taste and texture, sometimes I'll eat just a bowl of them with butter and salt

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

BUTTER AND SALT

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can't tell if you approve or disapprove

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#now I like peas but#peas shouldnt be in hash browns#it should just be#smooth in the centre and crunchy outside

No se that's the brilliance of this recipe, because they are fried it makes them crunchy on the outside, at least the parts at the edges.

[carydorse]

This reads more like a vegan hamburger than anything else

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Excuse me I was VERY clear about the 1 or 2 egg.

Clearly it's a vegetarian hamburger recipe :P

[artemis-in-space]

Y'all are gonna love this then. I eat Frozen peas. Straight out the freezer. My favourite meal as a kid is vinegared steak, chips and a side bowl of frozen peas.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That's the ideal flavour profile right there. Perfection. Assuming there is also salt.

[bekkomi]

Gotta grab those groceries one way or another

[iszapizza]

getting ripped at the gym!