Don't Fall Behind.

My name is Blurr. I am a former racer, presumed Decepticon ass kicker. Don't expect me to wait on your slow afts. [Independent TFP | Aligned Blurr roleplayer.] [[M!A's accepted.]]

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Bunch of nerds.

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thesoundlessvoid‌:

“Well, I’m sure if you could combine decent flavor with highgrade so strong it’d make you grow a beard, I’m sure we’d be fine with that. Flavor just isn’t necessary – it makes us feel tuff, you know.”

“I only got one brother, and his favorite flavors as far as I can tell are evil and cannibalism. Don’t invite him for cocktail night.”

“Ehhhh… maybe? Just keep in mind, most of us ‘Cons aren’t worried about being in danger. We are the danger.”

“That’s so weird. I mean it’s cute in that ‘most prove how rough and tough I am’ way, but it’s still weird. I like it. And I still think you guys deserve something with taste to it that doesn’t make you want to purge your tanks. I’m just saying.”

“Oh, and your brother? You might be invited but he’s banned. You know, I can handle evil but cannibalism? I gotta draw a line somewhere.”

“I don’t know about being the danger, most Decepticons I’ve met post-war are kind of like puppies. They bark and growl but if you’re good to them, they’re good to you. Who would have known, right? Treat people good and like they’re people, and they tend to return the favor. Amazing.”

“Anyway! I’m just saying; if Decepticons want to come to hang out on Velocitron, they can. We’ll treat you all well. We have the best parties.”

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thesoundlessvoid‌:

I get it. Fortunately, ‘Cons ain’t much different in their drinkin’ habits from other mecha. We just like it strong, usually.

We drink to get drunk, fuck flavor. Straight highgrade.

But what if I could do get both? I mean, something very strong but also has some flavor. That doesn’t taste like something burning your glossa out and your throat. 

Do know if your brothers and sisters like sweet things? How about sour or spicy? I’m sure I could -- 

Oh! Do you think I could extend an invitation to the remaining Decepticons? For them to come to Velocitron. It’s a neutral planet so they won’t be in danger. We could test out drink and foods! And activities to up Decepticon tourism. 

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thesoundlessvoid replied to your post: Suddenly, Decepticons. 

Problem?

Yeah, I don’t know what they like to drink. How am I supposed to stock proper high grade and other supplies, if I just don’t know? It’s wild. 

     Care to help? 

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Suddenly, Decepticons. 

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the-automobile-enthusiast‌:

«Are you jealous?»

::Tell me exactly why I would be jealous? Instead of, you know, trying to stop you from corrupting an Autobot. Again.::

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::Put that medic back where you found him or so help me, Knock Out!::

[cool-and-collective]

[cold-blooded-corruption]

😈

There was surprise in the enforcer’s face plates as he was pushed to the nearest wall and his neck bitten. He tilted it sideways, expecting to just take it like always. “ So watcha doing?”

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The slender blue speedster grinned as he nipping at a cable, giving it a careful tug. “Well, I’m trying to rev you up, but obviously not doing that great of a job,” he mused, mischief accenting the words.

Long, slender digits slid over seams in his shoulder armor, the ex-racer’s frame leaned against his thoughtful. “Would it help if I said I really think you’d look gorgeous without all this bulky armor?”

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Bar Sentence Starters

“Can you give me a shot of the strongest you’ve got”

“What is the cheapest liquor that will get me fucked up”

“Bartenders always look really sexy”

“Just a soda for me”

“Why is that guy always over there in the corner”

“Do you give free drinks to pretty ladies?~”

“I’m not saying I’d sleep with you to pay for the tab, however, if that was an option I’d consider it”

“Is that… milk? Yeah I’ll have some”

“I know I’m here every friday night but I swear I’m not lonely or sad”

“I’ve only had like threeteen drinks you CAN’T kick me out”

“I know I vomited on the floor but I can handle a couple more now”

“When do you get off? I’d like to take you out for a drink myself.”

“Can I just get a bowl of maraschino cherries? Yeah just like a whole bowl”

“Why do all bartenders look dead inside after 10 pm?”

“Can you pretend to be my fiance?? This jackass won’t leave me alone”

“Come on, I know you’re working but why don’t  we just dance?”

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cold-blooded-corruption:

:I’d rather just make him a Terrorcon then::

::... you’d probably have to kill him...::

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cold-blooded-corruption:

::So if I could ask, what do you think would happen to him given I’m a Terrorcon?::

::I think -- again, not a medic, just dated one briefly -- that nothing terrible will happen. The worst thing would be a permanent Dark Energon infection. And it might not even be permanent, unless you two merge a lot.::

::Or do you mean just merging? Because then he’d probably be exposed to the Dark Energon.::

::I’d just watch him carefully, because that... can form an addiction to my limited knowledge of the stuff.:: 

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cold-blooded-corruption:

::I appreciate it blur:

::Hey, I’m always happy to help!::

::And share the amazing secrets of interface. Besides, merges might make the actual bonding easier on both of you. The less stress, the less likely something will go wrong.::

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cold-blooded-corruption:

::Given that I was a slave, I doubt I would know::

::Oh... that’s right. Cybertron did that... didn’t they?::

::Don’t worry. I’ll get the data to you. And then you’ll be able to merge with your partner, it’s quite a beautiful experience.::

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cold-blooded-corruption:

::…Yeah I’ve never heard of…a temporary bond….::

::Cybertron was always so serious about sparks. Maybe you were never taught. I could easily forward you information on it.::

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cold-blooded-corruption:

::We just..spend literally all our time with one another…be protective…you know…uh…stuff like that?::

::Understandable, but you don’t merge your sparks? At all? How do you even know you’re compatible for a bond? Or even get used to a bond?::

::I mean, here on Velocitron we merge sparks all the time. Never for long periods and always have a rest period, if you don’t want to bond. I mean, you can get a weak bond sometimes, just echoes mostly but it’s never a permanent thing unless you keep at it, over a period of time and strength the echo.::

::I’m probably explaining it wrong. Or not entirely correct. I was a racer, not a doctor or some spark expert, but...::