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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Sweet Seals For You, Always
DEAR READER
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is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?
a little traditional soldier doodle while im workin on other wips and coms
worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever
a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world
STAR WARS: MAUL – SHADOW LORD (2026) Chapter 10: The Dark Lord
Hey there! May I ask for 1d10 village myths/folklore please?
Never cut a knot. You must always untangle it, lest the thread spirits grow angry. They lurk in every knot you tie, from your apron strings to the woven talisman above your door to the rug at your hearth. See that the threads hold fast, and they will bring you good fortune.
They say a young man lives in the woods, with a face as sweet as an angel’s and a voice to match. They call him The Deathless. If you wander too far from the path, he’ll come to greet you. You must never follow him or else you’ll be lost in the woods until you starve.
Once there was tricky, clever girl. She saw fit to challenge the way of things, and for that the gods frowned. She challenged them to a contest: three tasks, and whoever completed them first and best would be free to do as they wished. It is a long story, but in their folly, the gods allowed her to choose the tasks, and in so doing, she trapped them in paintings, leaving her free to live as she desired without the overbearing press of the will of the gods.
There is a creature that lives at the bottom of the well. You must whisper your sorrows to it, and in turn it will cry great puddles of tears. Its is a sad life, but our well never runs dry.
If you must cross the river when the water runs high and threatens to sweep you away, tuck a gift of bread and wine into your pocket. Toss them in when you reach the center, in hope of sating the river spirits.
Fear not the dead of night, for the sky is merely a blanket and the stars are pinpricks of light through which the lady of midnight watches and shines her light. The moon is hers, a carefully crafted button that slowly, s l o w l y is done and undone as the days pass.
When you look at the fire in your oven, take care not to stare too long. The vulpine creature that lives in flame can steal your heart through one smoldering gaze.
A pinch of rosemary in your porridge in the morning and a bitter brew of sourgrass and bleeding heart leaf in the evening will ensure your loved one will take notice of you at the next snowfall.
There was a great hero who lived here once. Did you know? They drove off the monsters that had stripped this land bare. A great lord came to them and invited them to his manor, offering riches and acclaim. But the hero refused. Then a mighty king came to the hero, promising honor and and half his kingdom. The hero again refused. Finally, a golden god came to the hero and promised immortality and glory. Still, the hero refused. Here they stayed for the rest of their days, laying down their sword, which became the river you see now, and burying their armor to create fertile farmland for their descendants to tend for years to come.
During the first falling leaves of autumn, you might glimpse the shadowy shapes of children among the branches of the trees. These are the children of trees, gone to plant themselves anew somewhere else.
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Which second type do you think Pombon will be getting?
1) Bug
2) Dragon
3) Electric
4) Fairy
5) Ground
6) Ice
7) Poison
8) Rock
9) Steel
10) Another yet unused type (normal)
11) It's getting an already seen double type (flying/fighting/psychic/dark/ghost)
12) It's staying a pure fire type
Which second type do you think Pombon will be getting?
Bug
Dragon
Electric
Fairy
Ground
Ice
Poison
Rock
Steel
Another yet unused type (Normal)
It's getting an already seen double type (flying/fighting/psychic/dark/ghost)
It's staying a pure fire type
6am-8pm: aaaauuuugggguhhhhhhhhhh i’m so tireeedddddddd
8pm-9pm: oh wow :) i’m feeling so productive :) life is good :)))
9pm-11pm: hhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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PRANKED!
People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.
There's technically canonical AUs in our game (because everything keeps going in a cycle) so because me and my husband love Amelie we decided to make an AU version of her and Kjosev.
She kills monsters and has guns.
F2U character sheet templates
A friend of mine was having trouble making reference sheets for her characters, so I made quite a few!
I figure these could be really useful if anyone else was struggling too, so these are all F2U
They could be really useful for Artfight, so keep that in mind :)
the problem w Poirot adaptations is no-one is ever gonna surpass David Suchet. the best you could hope for would be to be equally as good as David Suchet bcos David Sucher is just straight-up flawless.
i think it's a real pity that Agatha Christie didn't live long enough to see David Suchet play Poirot. I know she really didn't like seeing him adapted, I think bcos adaptations tended to treat him as a kind of Gag character rather than taking him seriously? I like to think she would have enjoyed David Suchet. She'd have been 99 when he debuted so they could just about have overlapped.
my understanding also is that as of 1989 Poirot was mostly viewed as a comic figure in the public consciousness, to the point that David Suchet was initially reluctant to take on the role bcos he was a serious dramatic actor.
& now we get serious actors like Kenneth Brannagh and John Malkovich making Prestige Poirot Adaptations & i think David Suchet has gotta be a factor in this shift.
this has been my David Suchet appreciation post thank you
to segue into a related topic, this is also IMO part of why the Benoit Blanc films work as well as they do bcos they understand that the world doesn't need another take on Poirot. Daniel Craig doesn't have to surpass David Suchet bcos he is the best in the world at being Benoit Blanc.
i don't think anything will ever be as validating as the woman who's supposed to be training me on our new financial software learning how i've been doing payroll for the last five years. the shellshocked silence. the extended stare into the middle distance as she processed the implications. the horrified hands over her mouth. the heady experience of finally sharing space with someone who gets it. i am not the crazy one here.
i showed her this meme today and she enjoyed it immensely
i admitted that explaining our existing processes makes me feel like wimp lo and she didn't know what i meant until i showed her this gif at which point she agreed
not that anyone asked but when i got this job everyone turned in. paper timesheets. written on printed out empty spreadsheets. and the person with my job would print out her own empty spreadsheet and fill it out with a pencil based on all the other printed spreadsheets. and then use her spreadsheet to enter the time into our shitass software which created 'default hours' for every active employee including part-timers who don't actually work every pay period so she had to manually delete every employee who didn't work. and every time you made an edit in the payroll software there was a random chance that it would delete the first employee listed on payroll so sometimes after making enough edits you'd have to add the first like ten employees back to payroll.
my solution to this nightmare was to make spreadsheets that looked identical to the printouts but used named tables to create a hidden summary table, and i talked the department heads into using them by pointing out they would no longer have to manually calculate hours worked based on time. which is what they were doing before that. usually incorrectly. then i imported all those timesheet summaries into a central spreadsheet using powerquery before using vba to generate something closer to a format that our shitass software was willing to import. but i still had to use a short powershell script to finalize the format because it was a fixed width txt file with a fake filetype where multiple columns had the same name for some godforsaken reason.
this also let me automate my leave accrual spreadsheet that i had to keep because the payroll software fucked up leave accrual constantly. and which my boss originally wanted me to do manually every payroll. with a pencil and a canon mp11dx calculator. he still insisted it had to be on paper in a binder so i wrote a script to go through every table in the excel file and turn everything white except for the most recently added row so that i could just keep printing over the same pages instead of writing it in by hand. every two weeks i would put hundreds of pages of printed out spreadsheets into the printer to add a single row to the end of each page.
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you are being cared about!! what do you earn by rejecting it!!
Three times for charm, or something like that. Get your shit checked out, save your life.
this picks up in notes every so often so a summary of my answers to those things:
Q: I love how the quality degrades with each reply!
A: yeah my body was going into organ failure I didn't have much in me for art. which is why I made the post lol
Q: I can't rest / take care of myself I have something I HAVE to do first
A: you will get there faster and less destructively if you are taking care of yourself. rest doesn't mean "I need a full week of doing absolutely nothing" by default. give yourself a half hour to actually relax. even ten minutes. there are inevitably windows of time in your life that you are dedicating to stressing out about what you're not doing. use that time to do what you can to be gentle with yourself. and when you have the option to treat yourself, do so.
Q: I don't know what my problem is but I'm sure there is one because what the fuck else could it be I feel like shit all of the time
A: get your iron and vitamin levels checked. start taking a multivitamin. try removing gluten or dairy from your diet (replace them with other things!! this is not weight loss!!) and see if anything improves because secret intolerances can develop and make you feel like garbage. if you notice it worse with specific foods, try leaving those out as well and cross reference ingredients. get one physical hobby even if it's something simple like making paper airplanes sometimes. ask for help when needed. seek help when needed. clean your water bottle (all of it, really) and replace your toothbrush. push to get the treatment you need I know that it sucks and I know that doctors will be jerks about it but figuring out what's wrong has to matter more and I'm sorry I don't have any tips for making that easier. try compression socks and a shower chair. keep wearing a mask. I love you and you'll figure this out. I'm serious about the dietary change checks though celiac is a bastard and gluten is in fucking everything. get used to googling ingredients. itll work out.