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hello there! i'm karfy. 🧿 this blog is 18+. minors & terfs dni.
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latest fics:
☕Always Got Time for Tim Hortons - (G, 1.7k words, hollanov, shane pov, post-book 6: the long game, slice of life)
Shane and Ilya take a late night trip to Tim Hortons.
💣 grow up and blow away - (T, 1.4k words, hollanov, ilya pov, crack, alternative take on episode 6, shane isn't crazy he's just passionate)
After Ilya suggests marrying Svetlana, Shane comes up with a better, more...explosive idea.
🫗 wells for sensitive boys (and hockey players) - (G, 1.7k words, hollanov, rose pov, crack, based on an snl sketch)
What if Shane had the Well For Sensitive Boys from SNL?
current wip:
💊72 hours (2/5) - (E, 12.8k+ words, wip, wolfstar. sirius pov. er meet-cute)
Sirius meets the suicidal love of his life handcuffed to a chair in a hospital waiting room. He decides to take him home. This is a story about love. It's a story about loss. It's about mental illness and putting on your own mental health oxygen mask before you try to put on someone else's.
the fics I'm most well known for are:
🦕 back when we were dinosaurs (4/4) - (E, 37.7k words, complete, wolfstar, fluff, smut, it's my fictional ode to Toronto)
Remus is the ROM's newest curator of the paleontological wing. Sirius manages the gift shop and has a dinosaur obsession. They are cute little nerds in love and sometimes they have sex in the archives
🎱 Series: When You Open Your Legs (hatefuck) (incomplete) - (E, 55.6k+ words, series, wolfstar, cunts to lovers)
Love and hate aren't as far apart as you'd think. When Sirius meets famed rockstar Remus Lupin at a pub, they quickly become arch-enemies—and there's not much to do to but fuck about it.
🔨 The Killing Time (unwillingly mine) (3/3) - (M, 17.5k words, complete, wolfstar, murder husbands, dark comedy, tw: murder)
Remus becomes the most prolific serial killer in modern history because Sirius is a slut and won’t stop getting engaged.
FAQ
Do you take playlist requests?
Yes! I do!
Can I post your fic to Goodreads (or Storygraph)?
No! You may not!
Can I re-post your fic to third party websites, such as Wattpad?
I posted my work to ao3, and there it shall remain. You do not have my permission to re-post any of my works, or upload to sites like lore.fm.
Can I bind your fic?
As long as it's for yourself or as a gift to someone! It must be not-for-profit and please do not use an online (or irl) printing service. I also ask that if you do, that you reach out to me and show me the final product!! I would love to see your binds.
Can I translate your fic into other languages?
I would prefer it if you didn't. Please reach out to me if you want to talk about it, though. There may be certain circumstances where I'd be amenable, but you need to respect it if I say no.
Can I put your fic into an AI generator?
I can't believe I have to say this, but no. Please do not use AI in connection with any of my work. This includes using it to create art based on anything I have created. AI causes harm to artists and authors and is terrible for the environment. Please be cool, you guys.
