Stop! Thief!
Stole this from someone. Feed refreshed, so I have no idea who. Anyway, I'm bored and so will you be if you read this. Makes a change to my usual drivel.
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? With my mother, yes. My father is physically dead, but he was dead to me a while before that happened.
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? My partner, although not for a while. It's complicated.
03: Do you regret anything? So many things.
04: Are you insecure? Not particularly.
05: What is your relationship status? Currently in one, but it's on shaky ground.
06: How do you want to die? Quickly. Can't be doing with that lingering bullshit.
07: What did you last eat? Pizza.
08: Played any sports? Not for a long time.
09: Do you bite your nails? No. If they tasted of bacon, I'd be tempted.
10: When was your last physical fight? About thirty years ago.
11: Do you like someone? Not right now. I'm too numb from life to feel much of anything.
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? And then some. I miss those days.
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? Not hate, but my shit list is ever growing.
14: Do you miss someone? Sometimes.
15: Have any pets? Sadly not.
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? Pretty crap.
17: Ever made out in the bathroom? And then some. I miss those days too!
18: Are you scared of spiders? No, but I'm not fond of when they suddenly appear. If only there was a little audible indication of their arrival...
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Maybe. If there was an opportunity to change one thing in my life, I might take it and see what that path is like. Otherwise I'd be tempted to pop back to a city in the early 20th century.
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? At home. Dull, eh?
21: What are your plans for this weekend? I don't make plans now. There are things I need to do, but there are also obstacles to overcome.
22: Do you want to have kids? How many? Hell no, so none.
23: Do you have piercings? How many? Just two in one ear now. Used to have more but they grew out.
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? I was good at science at school. Sucked balls at it at college. I couldn't say what I'm good at now.
25: Do you miss anyone from your past? Yes.
26: What are you craving right now? Some good fortune. Or death.
27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? Yes. It's one of my regrets.
28: Have you ever been cheated on? Yes. I can hold my head high and say I've never been a cheater though.
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Yes. Jeez, I'm a bastard, aren't I?
30: What’s irritating you right now? Does Tumblr have a character limit..?
31: Does somebody love you? I don't know. My partner says they do, but struggles to show it.
32: What is your favourite color? Blue, although I'm also a big fan of dark red hues.
33: Do you have trust issues? I'm too trusting, so maybe but not in the way this question is meant.
34: Who/what was your last dream about? I never remember my dreams, unless it's about being desperate for the toilet and being unable to find one anywhere.
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? An ex, as we were splitting up. That was almost thirty years ago.
36: Do you give out second chances too easily? Sometimes, and I often regret doing so.
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? Forgive.
38: Is this year the best year of your life? Fuck no (so far).
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? Nine or ten. First with tongues was around eighteen.
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? No.
51: Favourite food? Almost anything from a pig.
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? Maybe. If I learn from an event, then maybe that's the reason. I dunno. I'm just spitballing.
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? Watched a film.
54: Is cheating ever okay? Categorically no.
55: Are you mean? Sometimes. Usually in a playful way, but occasionally with venom.
56: How many people have you fist fought? Less than ten.
57: Do you believe in true love? I used to, but then I got older, jaded and cynical.
58: Favourite weather? Sunshine and blue skies, about 18°C.
59: Do you like the snow? Yes. Don't get much where I live though.
60: Do you wanna get married? No. It's an awfully expensive way to tell someone you love them. Even more so when it all falls apart.
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? No.
62: What makes you happy? I don't know anymore. Even playing with puppies feels like hard work now.
63: Would you change your name? Maybe.
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? Yes. See Q2.
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Wonder who this best friend is.
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? No. Close though, but I can never just be me. Oh boy, that sounds way creepier than I meant it to. It's nothing nefarious. I'm just a bit too odd for most people I know.
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? A colleague.
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Can't remember. It has been a while.
69: Do you believe in soulmates? I'd like to, but I also think we should be better at making the most of those we're sharing our lives with. Unless it's all going to shit.
70: Is there anyone you would die for? I'm open to dying for anyone who deserves to live, so long as it's a quick death.
That was fun. Ok, so it killed a few minutes. All answers are presented as they fell out of my brain. There was no real thought here whatsoever.