Gemma✨

22/ NI/ Norfolk/✌

[ruinsmami]

me: [listens to own playlist]

me: fucking masterpiece

[lmm-43]

I’m that song you skipped and found out later it was fire.

[techonlogy]

Me to my wife on our 25th wedding anniversary: so.. We’ve been hanging out a lot the past few years and.. Idk like….. What are we?

[offbrandginger]

Me, putting on an ugly outfit: this is okay because i’m gay

[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

[firelorcl]

a dentist

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

[softsweetandsadistic]

Mood

Curl up with me under the blankets. Wrap your arms around my waist and nuzzle your face into the curve of my neck. Let me stroke your hair and kiss the top of your head. There will be time enough for all the fun we both want, take a moment just to lie here with me. Let me trace your spine with my fingertips and relax against the warmth of your skin. Let me wrap myself up in the comfort and reassurance that comes with holding you close. Let’s exist in this moment and forget anything else matters. Just for a moment.

[izabellaxox]

My ultimate goal in life is to be the cool lesbian aunt with her cool gay wife

[spite]

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

[b-bro-deactivated20200502]

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

[nozominomi-deactivated20171121]

[fauxfable]

where can i buy this hoodie???

[realvibekiller-remade-deactivat]

do you ever look @ someone and think “i just want you to be happy always”

[annabelllewallis]

[no-chill-at-all]

[memewhore]

[clem-style-deactivated20191229]

[fighting-ghosts]

[tastefullyoffensive]