Notinthelessonplan

Just a 31 year old book lover, Batman enthusiast, coffee addicted 8th year middle school ELA teacher in South La. P.S. The content of this blog does not represent my school or school district.

[karlrincon]

Rip Jason David Frank.

The Greatest Power Ranger to have ever lived.

[bundyspooks]

In the movie American Psycho, Christian Bale based the main character on a Letterman interview featuring Tom Cruise in 1999. When asked about the inspiration behind Patrick Bateman, he replied: “Tom Cruise on David Letterman had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes.”

[ghostclvb]

Every day of my life I think about this fact. Every single day.

[notinthelessonplan]

Not going to lie. I think about the above and this everyday. The whole dead eyed smile and rage walk works surprisingly well in crowds and with middle school students.

[ousia-poetica]

Children's stories were beautiful true stories. Casandra Jean on Ko-fi.

[claraoswalds]

[notinthelessonplan]

I love you Eddie.

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

Artist Daniel Rarela creates “Letter from a Birmingham Jail” memes to stop people from whitewashing MLK

follow @the-movemnt

[dreamwithoutreason]

Lil Nas X did a cover of Jolene and Dolly Parton responded to it on twitter

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[ID: Screenshots of two tweets. The first one is by Dolly Parton and it says "I was so excited when someone told me that Lil Nas X had done my song #Jolene. I had to find it and listen to it immediately…and it's really good. Of course, I love him anyway. I was surprised and I'm honored and flattered. I hope he does good for both of us. Thank you @LilNasX". The second tweet is Lil Nas X responding to the Dolly Parton tweet by simply saying "HOLY SHIT" in all caps. End of ID.]

[baredwolf]

From Dolly’s insta:

[monkeychewtoy]

I feel like it gets a bit lost, with how readily we meme his songs online, but Lil Nas X really does have a beautiful country singing voice. He might have the best voice for soulful, impassioned, male country vocals since Johnny Cash, and this cover really shows that off.

[athenadark]

he is perfect for outlaw country not that new i love my truck an 'murica stuff that calls itself country

[pitch-pork]

#I know it's not his primary aesthetic and he seems pretty committed to the vibe he's got going on now but like #what IF he just singlehandedly brought back outlaw country #he's powerful he could DO IT #maybe the next album #lil nas x

[arsenicinshell]

Celestial Ceilings

[minyoongislaysme]

✨I’m obsessed✨

[thefakerachelray]

Things to bring back in books:

Chapter titles

Actually having a synopsis on the back instead of reviews no one will read

[thefakerachelray]

Some excellent additions from the notes:

Maps

Indexes of characters and places with pronunciations

Numbering books in a series on the spine

Tables of contents

[notinthelessonplan]

[horrors-haunt-me]

I owe everything I am and everything I will ever be to books.

Gary Paulsen, Shelf Life: Stories by the Book, from the “Introduction” (via horrors-haunt-me)

Rest in peace Gary.

[chadleymacguff]

[thetalkingleadstotouching]

I’m walking everywhere like this from now on.

[notinthelessonplan]

As momma Charlize Theron once said, “Think murder, and walk.”

People part like the Red Sea.

[tatianakawkaw]

Ghost pumpkin

[anxietyproblem]

[vickisigh]

morticia and gomez are my favorite couple…..cara mia ❤️

[funnytwittertweets]

[horrorandhalloween]