not your average normal

Jess, 23, pan, USA :]

[capturetheatre]

this is genius!!!!

performer: @abby_seim 

video source:  @josey__terry

[twitblr]

Mary go round at home 🏡

[whihumph]

Forget what she’s wearing, are we just going to ignore the sheer strength she displayed? Sis is holding herself up extended her torso to an obtuse angle and did a situp with a child and didn’t slip a millimeter. 👀👀👀

[glon-morski]

That, and she’s also bouncing said toddler without slipping a milimeter there at the end, don’t forget that 🤯

[pinkprettycure]

Ppl without ADHD be like “oh if I get rid of all possible distractions then you’ll be forced to focus on the boring task!” Fool… You underestimate my Power 

[sushinfood]

My partner: dear it’s time to get up

Me: but distractions

Partner: I have removed them

Me: sleeps

[immarainbowpatooie]

Person: we have removed all possible distractions

Me: but have you considered this?

Me: *zones out and daydreams*

[quinintheclouds]

Person: I have removed all distractions so you can do [insert task]

Me: *chuckles* Silly neurotypical. So naïve… Don’t you see? I AM the distraction.

[siderealsandman]

The distraction is coming from inside the house

[neko-mancy]

School counselor asked me to list distractions and i zoned out halfway through

[i-was-a-naive--prolifer]

[everythingfox]

pl0p

[evermore-fashion]

Wulgaria ‘Ombre Moon & Gothic Elven Wedding Gown’ Collection [x]

[refinery29]

The psychiatrist who wrote the criteria for narcissism just made an extremely important point about what’s wrong with diagnosing Trump with mental disorders

Dr. Allen Frances says in speculating about Trump’s mental health, we are doing a disservice to those who do suffer from mental illness. In a series of tweets, he explained why he doesn’t think Trump is a narcissist — and how harmful it can be for us to keep assuming that he is.

[jhoca]

I want to remind everyone that at some point bffs zuko and sokka were both ruling countries in their mid-20s and they probably had to go to a lot of important international meetings…but all they do is whisper dumb jokes to each other

honestly? the definition of a power couple (also on twitter / instagram)

[paxamericana]

lmao these people are literally pathetic

[twinkrespecter]

[adament]

I could hear the honking from my house… idiots

[everyoneisrat]

Don’t mail shit? Still want to help the USPS?

Okay so everyone’s like BUY STAMPS but if you’re like me, you send maybe 5 letters a year, if that. You’re sitting there going “Okay, I could buy like… a page of stamps, but my last one is still only half-used… I’m more likely to lose it before I use them all up.”

That’s cool, same.

Here’s an alternative option:

Go to the USPS website, as if you’re going to buy some stamps, right? Browse through the fancy new ones until you find one you like… say this one:

Pretty neat, right?

Instead of buying the stamps that will literally take you years to go through, scroll alllllll the way to the bottom.

What’s that? A tote bag with the same design?! Yup! A set of 5 tote bags even, for your friends too. Wouldn’t that be cool to use for trick-or-treating?

You can also type the name of the stamp design you want into the search bar:

A mug! A rubber stamp set!

Different designs have different gifts! There are even gifts for designs they don’t have in individual sheets any more…

Look at the dragons!

There are so many cool things on the USPS’s website. And yeah, some of them also come with stamps (like the kid’s book) but hey, you’re mostly getting the book!

You can also start a collection with the first day of issue cancellations (usually about $2 each) and other fun things even if you don’t mail letters regularly.

[lazywitchling]

BRUH. DUDE. THERE IS A TINY LITTLE USPS TRUCK, IM GONNA DIE

Postal Delivery LLV with Mailbox is an authentic Postal Delivery LLV die-cast toy. This true-to-scale replia also comes with a mailbox green

[unpretty]

:0

[devlynblaise]

@chewybitart dinosaur!!

[chewybitart]

👀👀 you tag me as if I don’t have t-rex and frog stamps in my basket

[swingsetindecember]

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”

“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

“How about kimoNO.”

“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”

“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”

“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”

“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”

[pinkfeiry]

The first troll movie is about how you can’t force happiness and heal from trauma without opening up.

And the second one is about celebrating diversity and that relationships take work and care.

That’s… surprisingly mature.

[fformlessness-deactivated202103]

genuinely the scariest person i’ve ever come across!!!! the first message was one from where he messaged me yesterday the last message exchange was from another girl who posted her interaction with him, and after her message back to him after he VIDEO CALLED HER MULTIPLE TIMES IN A ROW he proceeded to tell her to “shut the fuck up, whore” when she explained how weird it was i’m now blocked from his fb and i’m just sharing this in case any girl ever gets a friend request from him!! i have no idea what state he’s from and i can’t access his page anymore so please be careful ily!!! 

[onefitmodel]

OH MY GOD

[canfy-blog-a-cacher-deactivated]

Okay somebody please report that shit to the police he genuinely sounds like the kind of guy whod shoot women in a university. Like srsly people living in the us do something about it

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

You really love to see old gay n trans people supporting young gay n trans people. You absolutely adore it

[simonalkenmayer]

If you’re from the US! Go out and buy stamps this week. Brave the line, wear your mask, but buy stamps!

The USPS is facing privatization by the GOP greed-mongering idiots, but let me tell you why this is bad

First of all, the postal service is in the constitution. You know, that thing the GOP pretends to care about when it suits them. It’s designed to make communication available for even the poor. It’s the only service that reaches many rural addresses, ALL addresses, in fact, and other shipping services will leave packages to them because of this. It’s the only service that is as cheap. Fifty cents to send a letter across country. The next cheapest service is $13. They are not subsidized or funded by the government, but make money off mailers and advertising and junk mail...and stamps.

This vital service employs over 600,000 people, services every place, rural or poor. If it is privatized, it will be the end of accessible shipping for the lowest class. Make no mistake, it’s not just greed, this is an attempt to take one more thing from the 99%

Buy stamps! If we all do, we can save them!

Reblog and spread the word!

USPS.com FAQs

Stamps can also be purchased via phone, online, or even by fax.

[scutellatebooted]

Right now they have T. Rex stamps!!! Buy a sheet because they are really cool, or pick from a number of other neat options. Don't send much mail? No problem! Turn those stamps into fun little magnets, stick them on your laptop or favorite notebook, or start a collection like your great uncle had!

[simonalkenmayer]

Here here!

[assyrianjalebi]

[rumman]

'The Strike Wave Is in Full Swing': Amazon, Whole Foods Workers Walk Off Job to Protest Unjust and Unsafe Labor Practices - Citizen Truth

“One of the best ways to thank essential workers is to support the fight to improve their lives.” (By: Julia Conley, Common Dreams) Labor ri

[rumman]

Update

Amazon fires worker who organized strike over coronavirus response

Amazon has fired the worker at its Staten Island warehouse who organized a walkout on Monday to demand greater protections from the company

[prismatic-bell]

Further update after reading the article:

NEW YORK IS LOOKING AT HOW THEY CAN PROSECUTE BEZOS.

[elfwreck]

Firing people for organizing a union is Very Very Illegal. 

New York State Attorney General Letitia James said her office is “considering all legal options” in response to the termination, which she called “immoral and inhumane,” and is urging the National Labor Relations Board to investigate. On Tuesday, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio said he had ordered the city’s Commission on Human Rights to “investigate Amazon immediately” to determine if Smalls was retaliated against.

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

Good, nail his fucking ass to the wall.