jazz hands

29 - taurus - ♤

[treecitysessions]

[drizzledrawings]

☆tiger☆

[hotvampireadjacent]

[podcastwizard]

something interesting about me is that i am so hot and funny and charming and everyone loves me but also i am an unloveable freak of nature. scientists didn't think it was possible but i made it work.

[gehenna-checklist]

I like to imagine a scenario where humanity just never developed energy guns and has stuck to kinetic weaponry forever and at some point some alien species thinks about messing with the wrong apex predator species.

Alien 1: "Captain, I assure you, our ships can't be breached by anything weaker than a concentrated proton beam. They barely have lasers. We'll be fine."

Alien 2: "Sub relativistic projectile incom-" gets hit by a railgun shell at mach fuck

[irishironclad]

This is just canon Halo Humanity vs covenant lore btw

[the-lost-alchemist]

I know nothing about halo but I believe you

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[recoiled4]

[tiffinposts]

My Finnish husband, making stir fry noodles: "I'm not using a recipe. I'm listening to my ancestors. And they don't know what any of this is."

[catchymemes]

[sicknastyjr]

Vivziepop really should voice vriska if only for the fact it would be the single most polarizing thing ever and would piss off almost everybody in some way which is what I believe vriska's legacy boils down to

[pinene]

I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate

[sandersstudies]

My sister-in-law (husband’s sister) was supposed to get married this fall but due to some immature/concerning behavior by her fiancé, the wedding and engagement were called off. (I don’t want to be too specific, but there were sudden red flags, followed by his sudden decision that he wanted to postpone the wedding months or years despite the fact that most of it was paid for already).

I explained the delicate situation to my mom, as my sister-in-law is letting the news get out by word-of-mouth from the immediate family rather than an awkward “unsave-the-date”. My mom obviously told my own family.

Apparently my dad was so angry by the behavior of this guy that in the lunchroom at work he made everybody listen to the whole story (censoring names and identifying details) and said “I’m not crazy, right? This guy sucks!” And then reported back to me all his different coworkers that agreed this guy sucks, as well as their variety of ages/genders to indicate widespread consensus.

[alexaloraetheris]

Organically sourced AITA reddit thread.

[sandersstudies]

I wasn’t sure if my vibes about this post would come across over text but you all picked up exactly what I was putting down.

[redstonedust]

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

[electric-skillet]

One project hail mary character dynamic from the book that I love is Grace moping around like ough I'm just Stratt's little lapdog, her pet scientist that she drags around everywhere, this sucks so bad

Meanwhile everyone else is apparently like waow. There he goes. Mr. Number Two of the hail mary project. Stratt's right hand man. And also her lover.

[bayofalgecirascranes]

prev tags: #everyone: you're eva stratt right hand arm. man. you're eva stratt everything. her confident. her silly rabbit#grace: her ✨️what✨️

Everyone: her silly rabbit

Grace: Does she call me that?

Everyone: no

[valtsv]

Do you think Stratt arrangedin advance to give Grace an appendectomy just in case, like how they do to people who go to Arctic

idk why i keep getting asks about the project hail mary characters like i know them personally, but i have several answers for this one:

realistic but boring: grace was already appendix-free before stratt recruited him, because appendicitis just seems like the kind of thing that would happen to him

also realistic but more compelling, especially if you're a certain kind of sicko: yeah she yoinked that thang

unlikely but funny/pervert answer:

[marvinhere]

Wait don’t leave this in the comments!!!

[boitterfly]

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Diversity win. Jeff the Killer is Chinese.