man automattic can go fuck themselves

frequently nsfw but not a porn blog you know

[notravian]

[notravian]

Comedy Corps Industries Incorporated has acquired this account as a new effort to revitalize our previous staff/agent's digital life and potential future life. In the past months Comedy Corps has acquired countless accounts and has brought new life and energy into the accounts now known as Comedy Corps E-Agents. We will strive to always innovate in being first in being the loudest in the room and our new E-Agents have absolutely delivered, even in our early phase of rollout. We want to stress that the previous staff member/agent is in a state of having active brain activity and has signed off on the new transition to becoming an E-Agent. Comedy Corps is a global family and now welcomes NOTRAVIAN with very open arms! 😃 And as a reminder, Comedy Corps now has a permanent, direct line of communication open at @comedycorps.

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[notravian]

ALERT: This account has been seized by the Comedy Corps Industries Incorporated acquisitions team and will be permanently put on hiatus. This account has shifted owners and will now be branded as a Comedy Corps affiliate account. Previous owner(s) have been made aware and will be compensated for the time taken in this shifting. We apologize deeply for the interruption and ask for questions to be held for further instructions.

[notravian]

notravian inc has closed

[exitwound]

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

[atlassolid-prower]

this is the most unhelpful post ever

[exitwound]

do i look like a fucking faq to you

[exitwound]

#f slur

is it a slur to ask questions frequently

[parkchanwoohoo]

[eeveestho]

ok but the full translation is also extremely good

[human-pet-girl]

that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance

[shutyourmoustache]

The face of a man sat waiting to annihilate:

[questions-within-questions]

This is the American Psycho business card scene to me.

[barrymccaulkinem]

when you use a word and wonder if you used it right and you check and you correctly pulled an uncommon 3rd or 4th definition

[innerchildabortionclinic]

how all "shocking" news about gen ai reads when you know how it works

[notravian]

had a friend be like if anyone ever told me they cheated at some point i wouldnt date them like buddy you cant even apologize after being the direct reason for anguish i dont think youll be in a relationship at all anytime soon

[neueclear-deactivated20260129]

[notravian]

That's the coolest thing about XBOX Live! The Voice!

[notravian]

where the fuck isd the log out button

[dogpuppy]

[super-metroid]

whenever i see people online go "this piece of media would be so much better if the creators just did xyz!!" i just think of that one message from Hakita

[colonelwaffles-deactivated20260]

im a big fan of this one

[pjackk]

Wat does frick my bean mean

[pjackk]

Yes master

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

you have been messaged by THE GAY FUCKA