*gets shoved onto an empty stage with a sheet of paper in my hands*
Hey. Uh. I was told to make an intro post? Um. Okay. Ahem.
Hi!!!!!! My name? Yeah I got one of those. Call me FourTime!
She/they prns (or any idc), Aromantic and pan i think? Thatās how that works prolly
Main interests are Postal, Steam powered giraffe, and ultrakill
Other interests are guts and blackpowder, band of brothers, die of death, and gravity falls
Hereās my playlist if you even care
every song ever
We hate ai here btw. If you support gen ai get outta my house
I donāt organize stuff much sadly. Art tag is āme when I draw thingsā and talking tag is āthank you Four your Timeā. Tagged this post with em
And I have some characters :3 look at em if you want. Please. I like them a lot
Haha. Characters amirite man. Ohhhhhh boy
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watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school
I don't know if anyone will actually find these useful, but I've been looking online and the only transcripts I can find are either only a few of the episodes, have none of the names or are just very incorrect. So, I decided to sit down and do my own. This is all my own work and it took me a long time to transcribe, so please don't copy it. If you do use it, please credit me! Anyway, here you go.
(Band of Brothers āMain Titlesā by London Metropolitan Orchestra plays)
Donald āPappyā King: The Toccoa men, that's the ones that was there at the very beginning. They are very close and uh- they accept people coming in like myself as a replacement. But you also had to prove yourself.
James āMoeā Alley: Most of them were, we know were qualified parachutists. They had to be. A lot of them were awfully green and we knew that. We just... We hoped we could keep them alive or they could keep alive, a lot of them didn't. But, uh- well, all right, they eventually blend right in.
Earl E. McClung: I think maybe they were trying to impress the older guys people like me or Shifty or. I don't know why but I got right there to where I didn't wanna be friendly with replacements coming in because God, I didn't like seeing them get killed. I just, it just tore me up.
Lester Hashey: Cause we were in awe of them. They were wearing infantry badges, you know the uniform. They had a star on their jump wings. They were uh- They were like heroes to us, you know? That's how we looked at them. And they were good. Furthermore, they were good. We had good officers, for the most part, but we had excellent NCOs. They looked... They looked after you.
(September 13, 1944. Aldbourne, England)
(At the dart board)
Luz: Alright now Lieutenant, nice and easy. We've still got a shot. (Buck misses) Thatās a tough break, you're having a tough night. People have tough nights.
Buck: I'm sorry, George. It's all right.
Bull: Nice shot, sir.
Buck: Thank you, Bull.
Babe: (Buck hands him the darts) Thank you, Lieutenant.
Buck: Finish me up.
Luz: Here we go.
Babe: Double seven.
Guarnere: You're embarrassing the Lieutenant here. Have a drink.
Babe: Don't mind if I do, Sarge.
Guarnere: Better start winning money soon. I think your buddies are starting to miss you.
Babe: Yeah, they do look kind of sad, don't they?
Bull: They're just serious fighting men, that's all.
Guarnere: Well, I think I'm gonna go introduce myself.
Bull: Careful what you say now. Don't take much to set my guys off.
Martin: Yeah, and you got some wild-eyed killers right there.
Buck: You know, it's a good thing we weren't gambling.
Luz: Boy, we would've gotten k*lled.
Babe: Wanna bet?
Luz: What?
Babe: You wanna bet? Pack of smokes.
Buck: No, I'm not much of a gambling man.
Babe: Hey, come on. Pack of smokes?
Buck: First one to hit the bull's-eye?
Babe: Yeah, one shot.
Buck: One shot. Make it two?
Luz: Yeah, yeah, yeah two packs.
Buck: All right, two packs, here we go. One shot, very good.
(At the tables)
Guarnere: Hey, fellas. (He sits next to the new recruits) What do you hear? What do you say?
Guarnere: Is that right? I don't care if it's fucking Eisenhower's. Who are you?
Miller: Private Miller, James Miller. I'm in Sergeant Randleman's squad.
Hashey: Us too, I'm Les Hashey.
Garcia: Tony-
Guarnere: Garcia, I know who you are. Old Gonorrhea don't miss nothing.
(At the dart board)
Luz: Lieutenant, are you gonna shoot lefty all night?
Toye: Hey, come on.
Luz: Just curious as he's right-handed.
Buck: George. What would I do without George Luz?
Luz: Boop (Buck hits a bullseye)
Luz and Buck: Ohhhh!
Luz: Goodness gracious.
Buck: Two packs, gentlemen.
Luz: I know you got them, pay up.
(At the tables)
Guarnere: So, Heffron tell you about Doris yet?
Hashey: No.
Guarnere: No? Well, then I'm gonna educate you. We're getting ready to get on a plane for that first frog town we never jumped into. All of a sudden, Heffron stops dead in his tracks. Bing and a bang and a boom everybody banging into each other. Heffron's just staring up at the plane's nose, because on it is painted this beautiful pinup. And written underneath: "Darling Doris". Doris just happens to be the name of the skirt who just that day, sent Babe one of them letters. You know the... What do you call them letters that the broads send?
Webster: Uh- Dear John letter.
Guarnere: That's it, a "Dear Babe" letter. Well, anyway, lucky for Babe, Patton overruns our drop zone. Mission cancelled. In other words, Babe don't have to risk getting inside old Doris again. Hey, Bull, your squad listens up real good.
Martin: Yeah, they're being polite like whenever Bull opens his mouth.
Guarnere: What are you saying? Bull's boys are humoring him?
Martin: Yeah- like whenever he gives out some of his folksy wisdom from back down on the farm.
Guarnere: Probably think he's a fucking hayseed. They're right.
Martin: What are you laughing at?
Guarnere: You new boys, you pay attention to Sergeant Randleman. Got that? That's the smartest man in the company.
Cobb: Where'd you get that? (He gestures to his pin)
Miller: It's a Presidential Distinguished Unit Citation. For... For what the Regiment did in Normandy.
Cobb: That's right, for what the Regiment did. You weren't there.
Hoobler: Hey, hey, ease up, Cobb? It's a unit citation. (Miller takes the pin off and leaves the table)
Bull: Shit, Cobb. You didn't fight in Normandy neither.
Cobb: I got hit in the plane before I got a chance to jump.
Smokey: Hey, you all, listen up. I got us an announcement to make. This here is Carwood Lipton.
Malarkey: He's already married, Smokey.
Smokey: This here is Carwood Lipton: The new Easy Company 1st Sergeant. As befitting his position he says he has to make an announcement.
Lipton: Well, hate to break the mood here, boys, but we're moving out again.
(In the briefing tent)
Winters: As you can see (he gestures to the board) this is called Operation Market-Garden. In terms of airborne divisions involved this one's even bigger than Normandy. We're dropping deep into occupied Holland. The Allied objective is to take this road here between Eindhoven and Arnhem so the two British armoured divisions can move up it toward Arnhem. Our job is gonna be to liberate Eindhoven. Stay there, wait for the tanks.
Nixon: The entire European advance has been put on hold to allocate resources for this operation. It's Montgomery's personal plan and we'll be under British command.
Man: Yippee.
Nixon: The good news is, if this works these tanks will be over the Rhine and into Germany. It could end the war and get us home by Christmas. It'll be a daytime jump. Intelligence doesn't expect much opposition. They think the Krauts in Holland are mostly kids and old men. And we should take them by surprise. In any case, say goodbye to England. I don't think they're gonna call this one off.
(On the airfield)
Garcia: What are you doing?
Miller: Look at Cobb, man.
Cobb: Watch and learn, kids. You wanna live? Jump ready to fight.
(A jeep drives in with Sobel and Popeye in it)
Lipton: They let you out of the hospital like that, boy?
Popeye: They didn't let me out, I busted out. I didn't wanna get reassigned to some other unit.
Lipton: Can you make the jump?
Popeye: Sure I can, Lip, I just can't sit.
Bull: Welcome back, Popeye.
Popeye: Thanks, Bull.
Lipton: Popeye went AWOL just in time to jump.
Bull: What's he doing here?
Lipton: Who, Sobel? Well, he's the newly appointed regimental S4.
Bull: Supply officer?
Lipton: Yeah, you got it.
Popeye: He picked me up in Aldbourne trying to find you guys.
Bull: He know you went AWOL?
Popeye: He knows. He just said I was lucky I could sit out this jump if I wanted. I said I didn't want to. So he says, "Hop in."
Bull: "Hop in"?
Popeye: Yeah, I know, I couldn't believe it either. Hey, maybe he's gonna court-martial me later?
Lipton: Let's get you some gear.
Moore: Hey, Mal. Over there. (Malarkey notices a motorcycle in the jeep)
Sobel: Sergeant, that motorcycle is United States Army property. That may not mean anything to you but it means something to me. Where'd you find it?
Bull: That's him all right.
Hashey: Who is he, Sarge?
Bull: He was our first CO.
Hashey: What happened?
Bull: He got promoted.
Peacock: Just tap my leg, Sergeant.
Martin: Lieutenant, you'll be in the doorway.
Peacock: Yeah, I know, butā¦ Look, Sergeant, you'll be the man behind me. When the green light comes on if you could just tap me, all right?
Martin: The green light will be next to you, sir.
Peacock: Just do it, that's an order.
Bull: Come here, come here. (He sorts out Garcia) Sling it around, and when you land your knee'll hit the butt. The business end'll break your jaw. Lose your reserve, you don't need it. We'll jump low. Take your belly band and wrap it around you. Fine.
(September 17, 1944. Holland)
(Easy Company jump into Holland. The men land in a field)
Hashey: I'm sorry, Sarge.
Bull: Don't be sorry. Grab your rifle, let's go.
(The men crouch in a ditch. Hoovler runs past with four beers)
Man: Where'd you get that from, Hoobler?
Hoobler: I think I love Holland.
Hashey: Where'd you get these?
Hoobler: That farmhouse over there. Just sitting out in the open. I don't know, maybe they were expecting us.
Webster: Boys? Whoo. I made it.
(The planes fly past overhead)
Hoobler: I wonder if they hit anything.
Webster: Goodbye air support.
Peacock: There's some kind of holdup ahead. We're going in through this field here.
Bull: (Hashey fixes his bayonet) You won't be able to shoot as straight with that thing on.
(A window opens, they all rush forward and crouch with their guns aimed. A woman hangs an orange banner out the window)
Bull: Okay, hold your fire.
(Eindhoven, Holland)
Hoobler: Hey, kid.
Lipton: Bull! Bull, you seen Captain Winters?
Bull: No, why?
Lipton: Keep your squad moving.
Miler: Where are all the Germans?
Garcia: They could be anywhere.
Peacock: Keep moving! Keep moving!
Lipton: Pardon me.
Cobb: (A woman steals his helmet) Come on, lady.
Nixon: Dick, clock's ticking.
Winter: Yeah.
Nixon: (Women rush over and kiss them) Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Very kind.
Compton: What's up, Welshy?
Compton: snipers.
Winters: We've gotta get to these bridges.
Bull: Hashey.
Peacock: Sergeant Talbert. Let's move, we've got work to do.
(Women are grabbed into the middle of the square where their heads are shaved, their clothes torn and swastikas are drawn on their heads)
Welsh: What did they do?
Van Kooijk: They slept with the Germans. They are lucky. The men who collaborated are being shot.
Nixon: Mr. Van Kooijk here is with the Dutch resistance.
Van Kooijk: We've been waiting and hoping for this day for almost five years.
Nixon: Says he can help us secure the bridges here.
Van Kooijk: Together we can push the remaining Germans out of Eindhoven. And that's just the beginning.
Winters: Any idea where they might be?
Nixon: Well, we're still working on that right now.
Van Kooijk: Pius and his friends here are getting information as we speak.
Nixon: His contacts, a couple of towns down saw the British 2nd and Guards Armored pass half an hour ago.
Winters: They're kids.
Van Kooijk: These are reliable reports. Anything we can do to help you, we will do. Anything. Right on time. (British tanks roll in with soldiers and women riding on them) Captain. I'll be happy to show you the quickest route to the bridges.
Winters: I'd be happy to have your help. Get scouts to the edge of town in case we're here for the night.
(By a farmhouse at night)
Hoobler: Hey, Van Klinken. Webster. Sleeping outside is for suckers, guys.
Webster: Better be good, I was almost asleep. (A man comes out of a bunker. Hoobler, Van Klinken and Webster aim their weapons.) Heraus, Hande hoch.Mach schnell.
Dutch Man: Niederlander. Niederlander.
Webster: Sprechen Sie English?
Dutch Man: Ja. A little bit.
Hoobler: What were you doing down there?
Dutch Man: It's an air-raid shelter. My family has been in there ever since the first plane flew over.
Van Klinken: We're Americans. Paratroopers.
Dutch Man: The Germans are gone?
Hoobler: Think so. You see any, you let us know.
Dutch Man: Are you here to stay?
Hoobler: As long as we have to.
Webster: Yeah, they don't tell us very much.
Hoobler: Or feed us much.
Dutch Man: Please, wait here.
Van Klinken: You see that? I say screw Paris.
Hoobler: Hey, don't talk about screwing, all right?
Webster: They all speak English. They all love us. What a fantastic country.
Hoobler: Hey, take a look.
Dutch Man: Here, take.
Webster: Danke.
Webster: Are these olives?
Hoobler: Thanks, danke.
Dutch Man: (A young boy comes out of the shelter) Ja, komme wieder, es ist gut.
Hoobler: Zigaretten?
Dutch Man: Ja. (Webster walks to the young boy and hands him a bar of chocolate) He never tasted chocolate.
Webster: It's pretty good, isn't it?
(The next morning)
(The men sit on tanks and head towards Nuenen)
Bull: Oh, man, you know what? I hate eggs!
Man: Here, Sarge, you can have this one.
Webster: Vincent van Gogh was born in Nuenen.
Cobb: Yeah? So what?
Hoobler: Sure teach a lot of useful stuff at Harvard. (They spot a woman with a shaved head on the side of the road)
Hashey: Mellett. (He passes him a sandwich to hand to her)
Hoobler: (A lieutenant walks ahead of everyone in plain sight) Hey, get a load of General Patton.
Bull: What the hell's he doing?
Hoobler: Makes quite a target, don't he?
Bull: Lieutenant! (The lieutenant turns and gets shot in the neck)
Nixon: I'm all right, I'm all right. Am I all right?
Winters: Yeah, you feel all right?
Nixon: Yeah, quit looking at me like that.
Lipton: Captain, we got four dead. Eleven injured.
Winters: Okay, let's move them out.
Lipton: And, sir, Randleman's missing, too.
Winters: Randleman?
Lipton: Yes, sir.
Winters: Okay, let's go.
Guarnere: Where's the Bull?
Martin: Don't know.
(Bull hides in a sewer tunnel under the pathway before moving to a farmhouse. He patches himself up. He sees the farmer walk in a holds a knife to his throat before noticing his daughter.)
(Back at the camp)
Hashey: I never fired a shot, the whole time. Find anything out?
Hoobler: About what?
Hashey: Anything.
Garcia: What we're doing next.
Hoobler: No. I did hear one thing. Lieutenant Brewer's gonna make it.
Hashey: What?
Hoobler: Lieutenant Brewer's gonna make it.
Hashey: Nah. There's no way.
Hoobler: He's headed back to England. They'll probably send him home.
Webster: How is that possible?
Garcia: He did turn his head at the last second. When uh- Sergeant Randleman called out to him.
(Back in Nuenen)
Bull: (He removes the knife from the farmerās neck and pushes the two further into the farmhouse as a tank passes by the door. The farmer offers to help with the shrapnel in his shoulder. He offers him some liquor) No. Just pull... fuck. Just pull it out. (The man says he canāt. Bull offers him the knife and the man removes the shrapnel. They hear German voices outside. Bull tells them to leave through the back door)
Farmer: Danke. Danke.
Bull: Go, go! (Four German soldiers enter the farmhouse, chatting before three of them leave. One notices the bloody bandage on the floor. He turns to leave before the young girl kicks a bucket. The soldier turns around and speaks in German. Bull jumps out and attacks him, ultimately killing him.)
(Back at the camp)
Guarnere: Hoob. Any news of the Bull yet? If there ain't no body then there ain't nobody fucking dead. Understand me?
Hoobler: I'm gonna look for him.
Guarnere: Not by yourself you're not. I'll go with you, let me get some ammo.
Hashey: That's okay. I'll go.
Garcia: Me, too.
Guarnere: All right. Go get him.
Webster: All right, what the hell...
Cobb: I ain't going back up there.
Hoobler: (A truck passes by) Webster, us or them?
Webster: Not us.
Cobb: Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
(Back in Nuenen)
Bull: (He buries the soldier in hay. The farmer tries to help and Bull shoves him and his daughter out of the barn) Go.
(Back at the camp)
Winters: They're bombing Eindhoven.
Nixon: Yeah.
Winters: Come on, Nix. We'll dig in for the night.
Nixon: Won't be waving so many orange flags at us tomorrow.
(Back at Nuenen an American truck picks Bull up outside the farmhouse. Hoobler, Hashey, Garcia, Webster and Cobb spot the truck with Bull in)
Hoobler: Where the fuck you been?
Bull: Glad to see you boys.
Cobb: Not as glad as us. Bet you thought we'd given up on you there, boss?
Hashey: Shut up, Cobb.
Cobb: What?
Webster: I think we should go back now.
Dukeman: Hey, Johnny, look.
Martin: Bull!
Bull: Hey, Johnny.
Martin: Get a little lost?
Bull: Something like that.
Martin: It's good to see you.
Bull: You too.
Guarnere: I don't know whether to slap you, kiss you, or salute you. I told these scallywags you was okay.
Bull: And they didn't listen?
Guarnere: These salty bastards wanted to do a suicide run to drag your ass back.
Bull: Is that right?
Guarnere: Yeah, I told them, "Don't bother."
Bull: I never did like this company none.
Lipton: Hoobler.
Guarnere: So, they found you.
Martin: Wait, what did you say?
Guarnere: Johnny, don't irrigate me!
Martin: "They found you"? Now I don't know who's more stupid, you or the hick.
Lipton: All right, mount up! Hup hup, let's move out!
Man: Grab your gear, let's go!
Guarnere: 2nd Platoon, grab your gear! Let's go!
Martin: 1st Platoon!
Bull: Let's start falling in now. Cobb, move it.
Martin: Dukeman, round them up.
Bull: 1st Platoon. Grab your gear, let's go!
(They start rolling out in trucks)
Nixon: Van Kooijk says the Germans are concentrating their armor up near Veghel. We may be heading into some more tanks.
Winters: Well, as long as it's only old men and kids.
Nixon: Yeah.
Winters: I don't like retreating.
Nixon: First time for everything.
Winters: How are the other divisions faring up north?
Nixon: I think we're gonna have to find another way into Germany.
downloaded an evil pirated rom of a classic video game off the dark web and the malevolent spirit inside it was fully intending to kill me until it hicjacked my webcam and saw my room and now it just feels sorry for me. yeah. it's helping me fill out job applications now. it saw me take down some empty bottles and it was genuinely really.proud of me. i think it sees itself as like a mother figure. when i do really good it lets me play my favorite levels but it changes things around a little so it feels new again because it knows i appreciate that and i deserve to be rewarded for beingnthe good girl i am. yeah. i dont even think its evil anymore i think its just really personally invested in me
the badger saw wiki page on the postal wiki has a little section saying postal dude hugs the badger but they NEVER SHOW A VID OF IT. i am changing that.
Shaking and vibrating. Hhhhhrhrhrgggggg. CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUH!!!!!!!
Getting obsessed with your friends ocs is NOTTTTT FOR THE WEAK (technically I co own them but shhh shut up hush)
Evil bastard wonāt write his loreā¦ā¦ I donāt get why heās so fun and so so story
Blehhhh so basically. This is about riguez and Jackie and I canāt be normal bout themmm!!!!! Iām not so sure abt Jackie but Rodriguez basically his dad was a cop and got killed when he was in highschool so he dropped out and also copped it. And like 8 yrs in this dude joins him thatās Jackie and they get along and they date and live together and itās cute. And so thereās this cult that kills people and they know itās them but nothings being done so riguez decides theyāre going on a secret mission to this compound to take them down. So itās him and Jackie. He says oh Iām gonna go in there check for dudes. He rams the door open and ohhh heās getting shot at so hard. Gets his fuckin eye blown out like that things dangling from the socket itās nasty. So heās like okay Jackie I got this and Jackieās like wait no dude come back. So heās runs back in there and Jackie calls backup and he kills all those dudes but also gets killed. And Jackie doesnāt know this he just disappears so Jackieās all lost and distressed wondering where his man went. He ends up striking a deal with the cult to find riguez and disappears himself. Did I mention they have a cat named Craig that riguez saved from a hoarder years ago and got left behind and re discovered the exact same way after Jackie and riguez both disappeared? No? Well yeah. Craig fuckin stayed at their house waiting for them and wasnāt found till they sent ppl to their house to investigate. Yeah they left him bc he wasnāt leaving. Goddddd it hurts more and more with these fuckers. Oh and the only things left behind of riguez were his locket (with Jackie and Craig in it) and his eye. His fucking eyeball that got shot out and left dangling off of his face. Perfect. Oh AND the compound he died at? Yeah same place his father was shot and killed at years ago while trying to take down a drug overlord. Yeah no Iām fine itās okay thatās alright. GHHHAHAHAHHSHSHSHSHSSH KM FINNNEEEEEEEEEE holy shit theyāre so characters dude itās not even funny theyāre gonna bothe get fleshed out and Iāll fucking cheer they have cute names for eachother bro he calls riguez sweet pepper BROOOOOOOOOOOO. UGH. IM ACTUALLY DYING FUKCKKKKKKKK. Goddddd Iām like the only one that can create canon content of them god damnt ittttttt. Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk these gays happy pride month to them only god damn it. Also they live in Texas and Jackieās from Oklahoma. Because why wouldnāt they.
Thereās some art of them. Guess whoās who I dare you. Cmon. Do it.
Ugh I love how they look theyāre so adorbs. Jackieās tooth gap. Riguezs shitty facial hair. Theyāre so good. Did I mention age gap and height gap. Theyāre like ten years apart. More I think. Closer to 20 if you round. riguez is 37 and Jackieās 23 something along the lines of that. And riguez is a tiny motherfucker. Like only up to Jackieās chin. 5ā7 and 6ā I think I donāt care if the symbols are right you get the point.
I always forget that canonically riguez would not have his eyepatch if heās with Jackie but also he looks so odd with both eyes so he just has to have it.
I donāt have anything else coherent to say about them Iām just giggling so loud and kicking my feet and calling them slurs I love them so much.
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