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image by @/redstonedust. my specbio alt is @planetvelociraptor

neenarchive

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

neenarchive

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

barrymccaulkinem

when you use a word and wonder if you used it right and you check and you correctly pulled an uncommon 3rd or 4th definition

wayneradiotv

weird predicament when you desperately want new players to try your niche game and when they actually DO you pull some soulless shit on them without even realizing. I'm sorry thorke don't uninstall please please it's good i swear i swear you just have to hit the goblin next time

sawed-on-shotgun

theres this dude on instagram i keep seeing who i assume works out a lot and has discovered that if he positions himself right and flexes his muscles the right way he fully can just turn into a sort of terrible beastman with fucked up anatomy and any time i see him i kinda get gender envy #whatthatmean

sawed-on-shotgun

what are you Doing

super-metroid

a friend said that this post felt like suselle and i was inspired

eroscestlavie

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)

cherryys

(in the voice of a guy that will defy fate to save you) i don't care

ceausescue

amateurish first effort

lovewithagirl

image description: a photograph of a black shirt with white text in all caps on it that reads, "Rosencrantz is dead and Guildenstern is dead and me I also feel not so good". / end description

molabuddy

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

molabuddy

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

other-orchid

this post has genuinely helped me so i used it as inspiration for today’s hand lettering practice

oceanglass9000

@troutpopulationindicator

troutpopulationindicator

saying "i'm gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or "the trout population will be affected" instead of "i'm gonna kill myself" will positively affect the trout population.

curioscurio

What if I were a lawyer and you were a comic bubble… and what if we were both girls…

curioscurio

oc brainrot. is real

dkpsyhog

You managed to give expressive posing to an abstract shape what the fuck

desk-drawerr

since i got a few comments about bowling alley graphics, have this whatever. ducky goes bowling.

graytaloty

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.