paige’s pretense of being a rizz god is so funny bc everyone knows their dynamic = whenever azzi is being cute and flirty -> paige automatically gets geeked and flustered
HE POSTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I NEED THAT JERDIH IMMEDIATELY HE LOOKS TOO GOOD OMGKFKFFK😖😖
guys i’ve decided that i hate him. i really do, he’s too hot we’ve definitely stroken his ego too much he needs humbling (i can stroke sum else tho WHAT?)
heyyyyy dude so we’re making this documentary about you. Yeah yeah we know you’ve been dead for 16 years. Yeah we know the anniversary is in a few weeks. Yeah dw dude! we know you were proven innocent on 10 counts in a court of law! Don’t worry man, it’s completely unbiased and fair. We’re thinking about calling it ‘the Verdict.’ Huh? There was already a verdict? No no you don’t understand. We’re going to let the audience decide if you’re guilty or innocent. You know. Let the general public have a whack at it. What’s that?? They already did??? 21 years ago??? Kind of a long time though…… this topic has been talked to death and we’re beating an already dead horse??? Well grab your shovel baby because we’re beating it some more! Look man it’s fine. Trust and believe that everybody we’ve got on the team is completely neutral. We’ve got a journalist who hounded you throughout your life who hates your guts…… we’ve gottt…… another journalist who ruined your life and hates your guts and…. uh….. a producer who worked on that documentary with the guys who hate your guts….. uhm… how does your family feel about this?? Well gee, that’s not really relevant now is it…..speaking of family! You know that awesome biopic about you??? The one your nephew was in??yeahhhhh man it’s doing pretty good at the box office. A little birdie told us it was the highest grossing music biopic of all time and well…… we’d like to get in on it. Sharing Is caring! What? You just want us to leave you alone and let him have his moment? Wow dude that’s kind of fucked up. You know I’m starting to think that you might actually be a monster. You heard it here first folks……… And for the low low price of £12.99 a month you can have your assumptions and bias confirmed!
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when you won’t show off your man until there’s a ring on your finger…
eden’s pov
i'm a streamer.
have been for about four years now, the same amount of time as i've been dating jermajesty.
we met through a mutual friend.
one who didn't care about where you came from, if you matched her energy you became family.
and so when i went to her birthday party and she introduced me to jermajesty i didn't think much would come from it.
he was just a friend of a friend.
someone who i couldn't relate to and who couldn't relate to me.
i wasn't seeking him out, we just clicked.
i know that sounds corny but it's the truth!
then we started dating.
that was new for me too, being with someone who didn't have that worry of suddenly not being stable.
he had money, enough of it to land on if shit went south.
that isn't why i was with him though.
that didn't make the way we thought about things any different though.
we were both big savers.
he didn't need to be but he understood why i would.
i wouldn't buy myself a new bag every time i got paid.
i didn't know how long the paychecks were going to last. so i saved as much as i could.
even when he'd try and splurge on me i'd cherish it, use it until it couldn't be used anymore.
meeting his family was a lot too, they were just so different from mine.
i remember the days leading up to it i completely ignore him... i was just so nervous okay!
but the longer we stayed together, leaning how each other loved.
and the longer we grew comfortable i stopped feeling like an outsider looking in.
just someone who jermajesty loved.
but my job did make it hard.
my supporters knew i was locked in, i just never said who i was with.
not a soft launch, not a sliver of jermajesty's face.
none of that.
they'd always clip when i'd bring him up, even just the little things.
like when i called out to him to warn him i was live, when id look off camera for a second too long.
they always knew he was around, they just could never put a face or name to him.
then i said some dumb shit on a stream one time.
i was collabing with india love and she brought up relationships.
i'm not one to rant but we were just locked in.
i made a comment about people not knowing my man until i got a ring on my finger.
i'm not showing off, not hyping nobody up, none of that.
that's the quickest way to lose a man.
the ego gets too high and the bitches think they're slick.
i'm not going through that again.
but people really took that shit serious.
they called jermajesty out, telling him he's on the clock.
they couldn't do it directly obviously, they didn't even know his name.
he was "mystery man" to them.
which i found hilarious might i add, that man is the most chalant person ive ever met, nothing is a mystery about him.
but i ran with it.
and the clip got lost in between all of my other streams and we just kept moving.
now i'm on vacation with jermajesty, our anniversary being next month but that's when the michael movie is coming out so we decided to celebrate early.
it would be too hectic to try and juggle during all of that.
we came to greece.
my dream vacation spot since i was in the sixth grade.
something about it has always had me in a chokehold.
so when he brought it up when we were brainstorming where to go i immediately freaked out.
so here we are.
i'm sat on the balcony of the room we got for the month... yes month.
i don't want to hear it okay?
i feel a chin plop down on top of my own, arms wrapping around my shoulders.
"good morning baby" jermajesty greets as we look out at the ocean.
"good morning" i reply softly, tilting my head back to look up at him, my head meeting his chest.
he looks so good... the sun shining right over his head.
his half asleep eyes looking right back down at me.
he looks edible...
i bite down on my bottom lip, looking back out as i try to control myself.
seeing as he lets out a snicker i could confidently says he sees right through my "composure"
or at least my attempt at it.
"you wanna start getting ready mama? i wanna bring you somewhere" he says softly making me pause.
"where?" i ask making him smirk.
"it's a surprise, up you get" he says as he sends a quick love tap to my hip.
"you're annoying" i mumble as i force myself to stand up.
"you love me" he replies as he heads back inside all casual.
he's lying, i hate him.
and his stupid annoyingly hot face and overconfidence.
okay he isn't wrong... fuck me.
i follow him inside, digging through my closet before pouting.
"what do i wear?" i ask for the billionth time, he's giving me absolutely nothing to work with in my defense.
"i told you mama, anything you got in there would work" he replies.
see?
unhelpful as fuck!
"fine, that pretty yellow sundress you got" he says making me throw my hands up.
"thank you" i exclaim as i pull it out of the closet, laying it down on the bed before rushing into the bathroom.
i take a quick shower before starting on my makeup.
i've really been into soft glam, the type that makes me look like i'm glowing.
so i do that, i also throw my hair up in a claw clip, pieces falling out here and there but that adds to it.
i look like a sexy milf okay?!
i walk out to get dressed, uncaring of the eyes focused on me as i take my robe off.
the way his eyes follow me as i slip the dress on.
i turn to him making him stand up to zip me up, already knowing what i was going to ask.
"you look absolutely stunning my love" he says softly as he turns me to face the massive floor length ceiling that takes up a whole wall... yeah.
"like a damn goddess" he whispers as he looks at me through the glass.
his eyes traveling down as his chin rests on my shoulder, his hands gripping my waist.
"stop hyping me up" i mumble shyly making him shake his head.
"never" he mumbles before tilting my head back to connect our lips.
i let out a sigh at the feeling, my body relaxing against his own. "i'm so lucky" he mumbles.
"shush" i reply as we pull away.
with that we leave the room, making our way to the mystery location.
we're walking there too, jermajesty saying something about how close everything is around here.
i didn't pay his rambling too much mind knowing he just likes an excuse to not have to drive.
he's a passenger princess.
unless i'm in the car at least, then he'll suck it up.
anyways as we walk down the street i can't help but admire everything.
it's so peaceful here.
the way people interact, tourist or not.
everyone is so...calm.
it is just beautiful, all expectations have been met.
we finally stop at a building, walking up the stairs beside it and i pause as soon as we do.
"no fucking way" i mumble as i take it in.
the balcony is covered in flowers, ones that naturally have grown over the walls.
but in the middle of the balcony is a table, candles and wine and everything set up.
"you like it?" he asks as he ushers me to take a step forward.
"of course! this is beautiful" i state as i look around in awe. then i pause, reading what a little plate has spelled out in chocolate.
"will you marry me?"
my whole body freezes at that and i turn to see jermajesty down on one knee behind me.
"no way" i say tearfully making him grin up at me.
"will you do me the honor of having me be your husband?" he asks.
oh i trained him good.
that was cute.
i've always told him speeches overwhelm me, not in a good way...
and that if i ever got proposed to id want it straight to the point.
i quickly nod my head, stepping forward to force him to stand up before i crash our lips against each other.
"holy shit" i mumble making him laugh.
"does this mean you can finally claim me?" he asks making me snort.
"you're so stupid" i mumble before connecting our lips again.
"but yes" i reply in between pecks, id say he's earned it.
i'm engaged.. holy shit.
this is a post from my wattpad, this is my first time on here soooo be nice 💕
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