[spongebob-closeups]

[kpfun]

[theweirdwideweb]

How Charlie Chaplin accomplished this amazing special effect in his 1937 film “Modern Times”. 

[chewbacca]

The Princess Diaries (2001), dir. Garry Marshall

[galaxygreenhouse]

SOMA is still one of my favorite horror games

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

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[dajo42]

this is the happiest day of my life

[laloon]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Too soon

[saheeli-rais-wife]

65 million years…

[randomslasher]

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t). 

So it’s all good!! 

[gardenofroseandthorn]

That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.

[memescomedy]

[buttonpoetry]

“Do not mistake how open I am for emptiness.”

— Blythe Baird, from If My Body Could Speak

[buttonpoetry]

From Melissa Lozada-Oliva’s book, PELUDA.

[cungadero]

i am resilient in the face of hardship and my cock is extremely huge as well. in many ways i resemble the noble and prestigious barnacle

[hoppip]

you go kitty

[savleighm]

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

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[shittycryptids]

The most attractive and charming person in the world, utterly infallible in all ways, but they have a swimming pool full of teeth. No one can explain why or how. They’ve somehow always avoided the subject, as if it is a complete coincidence that there is a swimming pool full of human teeth everywhere they have lived. The teeth match no dental records

[russia-cartoon]

[arsvitaest-deactivated20260111]

Janet Fish, Glass Garden, March, 1975, oil on canvas National Gallery of Victoria, Australia

[nostrilqueen]

me: yeah i’m getting better actually :)

also me: watches movies that make me cry just so i can cry instead of bottling up my emotions

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

anyway I hope we’ll all have a bit more respect for plague doctors from here on out. they didn’t have access to the science we do, but they knew enough to deduce that the plague was infectious, that it was airborne, and that wearing masks & gloves offered protection. their masks were….not optimal (and yes, objectively funny to look at) but damn if they weren’t using observation & logic, despite having no access to modern germ theory.

a little respect for the birdbrains behind the beaks