Not So Sad

[coccinellegirl]

Share!!! Show to your parents!!!

[urxputa-deactivated20180319]

How to keep your girl happy:

Step 1: Make her laugh. Step 2: Make her moan.

[fxckthesxstem-deactivated202403]

Step 3: Buy her food

[x2pistolx]

Step 4: Fuck her hard

[its--teo-deactivated20190724]

Step 5: trEAT her right

[ekswghinos-deactivated20211103]

Step 6: Make her cum first

[umbra1]

Step 7: Play with her hair until she falls asleep

[fthinousa-deactivated20250626]

Step 8: Text her back fast

[kippenverrueckt]

Step 9: respect her

[lovelyfuntasy]

Step 10: make her feel special

[golddsharkk]

Step 11: don’t lie to her

[elasticbrokenheart]

step 12: be her best friend

[thrukaloseyes]

Step 13: hold her

[kcdworld]

Step 14: communicate with her

[taintedfantasies]

Step 15: give unlimited booty rubs

[highsky]

Step 16: always let her know her feelings are valid

[wnq-writers]

Depression isn’t necessarily defined as the presence of sadness. Sometimes it’s just the absence of happy.

freckledmatches  (via wordsnquotes)

[glamdior-blog1]

G L A M D I O R 💋

[africanaquarian]

friend: don’t you ever worry about men thinking you’re high maintenance?

me: *in a silk bathrobe, on my 5th step of my PM skincare routine, trying to choose between 8 colors to paint my nails according to what best suits my mood and skintone, a cup of dandelion tea cools on the counter top, mixed with lemon, chia seeds, and raw honey* nah

[thecommonchick]

LOL 😂

[quailstoastonish]

WHERE-MY-HUG-AT- GASTON

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

THE POCAHONTAS ONE SJDHAJSDB

[ommanyte]

yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

[teenscoolest]

[sexioto]

[crilbyte-deactivated20240607]

Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

[villianext-deactivated20190407]

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[starkexposition]

this is hte best one yet

[hipstered]

talking to someone with an open mind is like seriously my favorite things because there’s never an end to what you can talk about and learn

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[ambidisastrous]

I made these in response to hate crimes in my community. They are full size and free to download and print if you’d like to use them, too.

[ambidisastrous]

Since these are going around, I wanted to fill in some of the gaps! Here are seven more posters for communities under threat. As with the first set, these are completely free to download, print, share, repost, etc with no credit needed. This is open source activism.

[amandanxiety]

Thank you, President Barack Obama

Just one last time 2008-2017

[poutineisdelicious]

[wordsnquotes]

I’m a very private person. You don’t ask, I don’t tell.

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