Bertie

This is a rp blog for Bertie from Gunpowder Tim v The Moon Kaiser I'm a minor, if you aren't comfortable interacting I understand

[notthekaiserslenny]

Hey! Uh, don't know how I'm alive but I am!

Names Bertie

He/Him

I heard Tim's on here so that's nice

Uh, so that moon war, eh?

That's all from me

Enjoy your day

Or don't

[notthekaiserslenny]

Bertie??????????

- @your-humble-captain

Hey I remember you!!!

[notthekaiserslenny]

Hello I know your gay for Tim

Me and my twin have planned to prank Tim and give him a gay attack. (Specifically @ literallygunpowdertim)

Care to attack him with gayness and give him gay attack?

- @elipses-isntsupposedtobehere

yes

[mastermechanicofmeyhem]

So YOU'RE the gay one?

( @notthekaiserslenny )

That absolutely does not narrow it down between anyone on this ship.

[notthekaiserslenny]

Yeah, I guess Tim may be worse

[notthekaiserslenny]

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: Boozy dole whip pops

Hell yeah

[blaxolt]

grab yourself and laser lad and serve your queen with a smile, smile, smile!

( @wheezecheese can you guess what album im on?)

[wheezecheese]

Well you’re quoting Moon Kaiser so it has to be Tales To Be Told (Volume 1 (the good ones))

[wheezecheese]

Cooked last night, and cooked the night before, gonna be cooked tonight if we’re never cooked no more!

when you’re cooked, you’re hot as you could be, ‘cause the Kaiser wants to microwave the British infantry!

[literallygunpowdertim]

Hey so I saw you both were talking about gunpowder Tim vs the moon kaiser!

[wheezecheese]

Yes, the story of you and your boyfriend

[literallygunpowdertim]

HES NOT MY BOYFRIEND

[wheezecheese]

…and Johnny, your other boyfriend.

[literallygunpowdertim]

AAAAAHHDAHCHDSHJCNDJSBCHHBDEHGCB

[wheezecheese]

hey, @notthekaiserslenny is Tim your boyfriend?

[notthekaiserslenny]

Fiance

[notthekaiserslenny]

poopoo face

WHAT

[literallygunpowdertim]

so how do you feel about Bertie :)

- (@freakinthewalls)

Uhh…I-in what way do you meet feel about him

[freakinthewalls]

just how do you feel about him, that’s all I swear :)

[literallygunpowdertim]

….ok…

Well, he’s a very nice man and the bestest friend I’ve ever had :)

[freakinthewalls]

so it’s purely platonic?

[literallygunpowdertim]

….yes…

[freakinthewalls]

are you sureeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

[literallygunpowdertim]

…yes.

No

[freakinthewalls]

I SAW THAT

[literallygunpowdertim]

UH UH SAW WHAT IDK WHAT YOURE ON ABOUT ..

[freakinthewalls]

WHAT IS THIS

/silly

[literallygunpowdertim]

…no clue what Youre hon about….i don’t see anything there…

[freakinthewalls]

ITS RIGHT THERE 💔

that’s it im stapling ever gay thing that u did to ur forehead in ur sleep

[literallygunpowdertim]

ITLL RUIN MY BEAUTIFUL FACE

[freakinthewalls]

DONT CARE COME HERE

[literallygunpowdertim]

NOOOOOOOO

[freakinthewalls]

there let that be a reminder /silly

@notthekaiserslenny get ur bf pls

[notthekaiserslenny]

Yeah yeah I'm coming damn

[literallygunpowdertim]

Missing Bertie again </3

[notthekaiserslenny]

"I'm a straight white man"

Those dates meant NOTHING to you?

[literallygunpowdertim]

..I have no clue what your on about 😄

[notthekaiserslenny]

I can't believe you

[literallygunpowdertim]

Do NOT blow my straight cover Bertie.

[notthekaiserslenny]

All those years

[literallygunpowdertim]

Wdym…I’m..uh, straight..

[notthekaiserslenny]

I'm going to find that Jonny fella

[pony-dville]

You rang? How can I be of service?

[notthekaiserslenny]

Oh you're a horse now

[notthekaiserslenny]

Are you a hairdryer? Cuz I want you in my bath 🔥

Why would you put a hair dryer in there stupid

You could burn the house down

[literallygunpowdertim]

God forbid a man tries to flirt

[notthekaiserslenny]

You suck at it

[literallygunpowdertim]

As if Youre any better.

[notthekaiserslenny]

I bought you flowers

[literallygunpowdertim]

Well, yeah, but I’m still better at pickup lines <3

[notthekaiserslenny]

I'll pick up your lines

[literallygunpowdertim]

Makes no sense but ok

*giggles and kicks feet*

[notthekaiserslenny]

Also I found these

[notthekaiserslenny]

Are you a hairdryer? Cuz I want you in my bath 🔥

Why would you put a hair dryer in there stupid

You could burn the house down

[literallygunpowdertim]

God forbid a man tries to flirt

[notthekaiserslenny]

You suck at it

[literallygunpowdertim]

As if Youre any better.

[notthekaiserslenny]

I bought you flowers

[literallygunpowdertim]

Well, yeah, but I’m still better at pickup lines <3

[notthekaiserslenny]

I'll pick up your lines

[notthekaiserslenny]

Are you a hairdryer? Cuz I want you in my bath 🔥

Why would you put a hair dryer in there stupid

You could burn the house down

[literallygunpowdertim]

God forbid a man tries to flirt

[notthekaiserslenny]

You suck at it

[literallygunpowdertim]

As if Youre any better.

[notthekaiserslenny]

I bought you flowers

[notthekaiserslenny]

Are you a hairdryer? Cuz I want you in my bath 🔥

Why would you put a hair dryer in there stupid

You could burn the house down

[literallygunpowdertim]

God forbid a man tries to flirt

[notthekaiserslenny]

You suck at it

[literallygunpowdertim]

Missing Bertie again </3

[notthekaiserslenny]

"I'm a straight white man"

Those dates meant NOTHING to you?

[literallygunpowdertim]

..I have no clue what your on about 😄

[notthekaiserslenny]

I can't believe you

[literallygunpowdertim]

Do NOT blow my straight cover Bertie.

[notthekaiserslenny]

All those years

[literallygunpowdertim]

Wdym…I’m..uh, straight..

[notthekaiserslenny]

I'm going to find that Jonny fella

[notthekaiserslenny]

Are you a hairdryer? Cuz I want you in my bath 🔥

Why would you put a hair dryer in there stupid

You could burn the house down

[literallygunpowdertim]

Missing Bertie again </3

[notthekaiserslenny]

"I'm a straight white man"

Those dates meant NOTHING to you?

[literallygunpowdertim]

..I have no clue what your on about 😄

[notthekaiserslenny]

I can't believe you

[literallygunpowdertim]

Do NOT blow my straight cover Bertie.

[notthekaiserslenny]

All those years

[literallygunpowdertim]

Missing Bertie again </3

[notthekaiserslenny]

"I'm a straight white man"

Those dates meant NOTHING to you?

[literallygunpowdertim]

..I have no clue what your on about 😄

[notthekaiserslenny]

I can't believe you