Perhaps the world can be a better place

We're a system I may not forgive them, but I am happy to see them again. Do not ask for donations, I lack the funds for it.

[wheezecheese]

NEW PINNED-INTRO POST

I write murder porn as a hobby

"It is remarkably hard to die"

"While you were getting down to debauchery, I've switched abruptly to dresses!"

Someday the gods I don’t believe in will smite me. Until then, I’ll still be here, writing in ciphers none of you know. - I have been smited now.

I talk about basically whatever I want.

The Count of Monte Cristo was right and I want to commit murder

Leave me to my plotting

DNI any irl former friends, beyond that if I don't like you I'll jsut block you.

uhhh

folks in our system

Jade (it/they/fae)

Brook (she/they)

Puppet (it/its)

Austin (he/him)

Dylan (any but prefers he)

Josefine (she/her)

[myheartflutters]

It’s an enamel pin of a cat biting another cat’s butt. No further explanation needed. (IT'S AVAILABLE HERE)

[ashed13]

@theunknowngrowshere

... I found it. Love they made it into a pin–

[theunknowngrowshere]

Yay ill order it

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[mochiiknight]

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[catchyvideos]

OP barstoolsports on TikTok

[lochandkeay]

tma is everywhere for those with eyes to see

[everythingfox]

Most unserious animal

[msmissing-possum]

T O R P E D O

[lliveonthesunn]

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

[cherrypikkins]

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended on5h

plz reblog for sampo size

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[victusinveritas]

[angstyastro]

These miis getting diagnosed today

[cherrypikkins]

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended on5h

plz reblog for sampo size

[kaiserouo]

yeah i'd do that

[only-cat-memes]

[thecolorofthegame]

[purpldology]

Do you think he got the job?