halloween queen

28 | poly lesbian | she/her | bipolar | SVU, X-Files, DWP | eclectic witch

[catofthecanalsx]

Bobbsies!! Young Miranda with the twins ♥️

[catofthecanalsx]

I need everyone to know that I spent months on this background to try and make it as accurate as possible to Miranda’s real house

[catofthecanalsx]

Young Miranda and Nigel inspired by this picture of Anna Wintour and Andre Leon Talley ♥️

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[briwhosaysni]

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

[mia-st-clair-deserved-to-kill]

I may be misremembering some events but alas

[lovemarisolluna]

might i add this

[goatsandgangsters]

vibrator store, you CANNOT send me an email that says "she deserves to feel good" with a discount code for mother's day, you CANNOT be doing that

[hacash]

investing in this one early while I can

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I was just called height deficient

How do I even respond to that

[kat4884-offical]

holy shit how short do you have to be to be called that /silly (coming from a tall person)

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I'm smol

153 cm

[kat4884-offical]

shorty :3

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I'm going to eat your knee caps

[pavement-offical]

oh my god you're so small

im 175 cm

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

What's it like with your head in the clouds

[chaos-hub]

so smol (173 cm or 6'8")

[the-pineapple-offical]

bro this is not how inches work I know it’s stupid but still

Also smol

[chaos-hub]

wdym not how they work? And ye smol

[the-pineapple-offical]

173 is not 6,8 it’s 5,9 or something

And you Moee SMOLL

[chaos-hub]

5'8" I misclicked and didn't proofread. MB.

Moe small?

[the-pineapple-offical]

yeah you moe I will call you moe and yes you smol

[chaos-hub]

you're 2 cm taller than me, 33 taller than 🤪🤏🔥🐸

I'm not the one you should be calling shoty

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

leave my hieroglyphic name out of this

[chaos-hub]

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[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

i'm in your floor boards

[chaos-hub]

nuh uh

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

frick you mean nuh uh

[chaos-hub]

nuh uh

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

HOW DID YOU EVEN REMEMBER/FIND THIS

[offical-wikipedia]

i was looking for a post by merriam and found it on the way

[the-haiku-bot]

i was looking for

a post by merriam and

found it on the way

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dykecinema]

I can be trusted to be normal about receiving positive attention from older women

[dykecinema]

Reader she was not normal about receiving positive attention from older women

[toastbutteregg]

[ziggyplayedd]

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

[sandersstudies]

Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!

The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!

This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!

[yippeeepenid]

ITS BACK!!!!!

god i fucking love the quote “dont turn yourself into a sad zoo animal” it has really inspired me!

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[starlightomatic]

my followers may already have known common yiddish words like bagel, shlep, kvetch, and shmooze, but I have guaranteed that they now also know the word ketzelech

[jotun-appologist]

I can confirm how I caught on to that being, at the least somehow related to, cats because of your tag pretty much day 1

[starlight-shadowbanned]

yes it means kitties :3

a breakdown if people are curious

katz = cat

ketz = cats

ketzeleh = kitty

ketzelech = kitties

[stubbornness-and-spite]

This user supports AO3

This user is anti-censorship

This user believes in “don’t like, don’t read”

This user believes in “ship and let ship”

This user believes that fiction tastes and preferences do not dictate moral character

[aropride]

ao3 is an awesome website for people who love "open in new tab"

[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[girlnextvore]

[petite-guignol]

OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia

it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage

this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen

the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.

anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol

[etherealspacejelly]

this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it

buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell

leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist

put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.

when that little voice in your head says "i dont need to write that down, ill remember it" that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!

plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.

if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge

if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.

its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because "this shouldn't be this hard". it is hard, so make it easier.

[should-be-sleeping]

You are allowed to accommodate yourself.

[delgrosso]

A platitude?

[delgrosso]

PERRY THE PLATITUDE!?

[joepieweed]

Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

[baryunn]

not an excuse for what

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

for not voting