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joie de vivre | part 01 | j.a. & m.r.r.
✶ pairing | jack abbot x f!reader, michael robby robinavitch x f!reader ✶ word count | 2.4k for part 01 ✶ warning(s) | 🔞 smut; oral (f receiving in this part), face sitting, undefined age gap, switching pov, begging, dirty talk, pet names, enthusiastic pussy eating, edging, orgasm control, squirting, threesomes, sharing is caring, porn with emotion, porn with plot, mild angst, wet n messy, desperate, robby has a crush on abbot's girl, undefined relationship, praise kink, part 02 is going to be all smut ✶ summary | Paris is lovely this time of year, isn't it? ✶ notes | aka alternatively titled call me eiffel. un-betaed atm. part 02 will be up sometime over the next few days. i tossed in a yes chef reference lmao. dedicated to my lovely sister @pulseistacky~
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From slogging through medical school together before he enlisted to quick blink-and-you-miss-him encounters, Jack Abbot was a constant in Robby's life. The Holmes to his Sherlock, the Jim West to his Artemus Gordon: the dynamic duo tasked with wrangling the Wild, Wild West that was the PTMC.
And while they were close in age, in addition to sharing a love of complaining about how technology ruled the world and Mayo Clinic articles rotted the brains of their patients, Jack was several years younger, hovering on the cusp of over the hill but not quite — not yet.
As such, he deferred to Robby's seniority when the matter called for it much like how Robby preferred to yield to Abbot's judgement when situations got a little too personal.
Not only was Abbot a widowed combat medic who might as well have been a chef in another life, he attended a weekly yoga class, and surrounded himself with a regular circle of friends — albeit small as it was.
Meanwhile, Robby was just... Robby.
His diet consisted of burnt coffee and cheap freezer meals, the extent of his exercise regiment (if you could call it that) was walking to the PTMC for his shifts, and the last time he got laid — let alone went on a date with someone — ChatGPT didn't exist.
So when Abbot approached him after yet another unscheduled shift with a smirk, rattling a can of beer and motioning towards the park, he followed. A little buzz and bullshitting between old friends was far preferable to the stale silence waiting for him at home.
The world ground to a startling halt, and Robby choked on a mouthful of beer. Shamefaced — floundering — flustered.
Leaning against the bench with a mean spirited smile, Abbot looked as nonchalant and unbothered as ever. Like he hadn't just asked him how long he's wanted to taste his cute, questionably young girlfriend-not-girlfriend's sweet pussy — how hard he came when he imagined fucking her until she cried.
Then he propositioned him. Said it was your idea.
But it couldn't have been — not completely — not if the impish glint in Abbot's eyes was any indication. Robby must not have been the only one who noticed the way you looked at him. Those coquettish blinks and considering once overs; the soft giggles and shy smiles (that kiss tucked in the corner of your mouth a secret he longed to unearth).
This seemed like a terrible, world-ending-friendship-ending joke.
"What, uh, what're you — I— Jack…"
"Don't worry, brother," Abbot reassured, his voice low and rough with amusement. "Nothing wrong with lookin'. Besides, I don't mind if it's you. She's been eyein' you up lately too."
Oh, what the fuck.
"i wanna feel you from the inside~" (simon riley and you have a secret...) simon riley x f!reader
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★word count: 2.6k ★description: you finally have a night off (ish) after a busy week of work. lucky for you, you can do whatever you want. unlucky for you, soap takes that to mean he can drag you (and the rest of TF141) to the pub. extremely fortunate for you, then, is the fact that simon riley is there to make it all better <3 ★content: this is smut. don't like, don't read! MDNI! they get freaky in bed, consensual somno (it's not explicit, but i have written this as if it were consensual), established relationship (reveal at the end hehe)
roe speaks: i've recently been playing back through the cod games (again... i know...) and have been plagued with a simon riley fixation that i just can't shake off! also the green from the moodboard reminds me of the first mission in mw2 (2022) (the night vision). anyway, enjoy this post-gym fic i wrote up tonight <3 anyway im gonna go dream ab that picture on the right tonight teehee
DISTRACTION – dean di laurentis ¡
pairing dean di laurentis x tutor!reader
summary logan and hannah accidentally walk in on dean making out with his tutor.
contains suggestive content, making out, dean really likes reader's boobs, they get caught (shocker...), down bad dean, mutual pining wc 4k
a/n ive been too busy to sit down and write but this was so fun and silly to write!! likes and reblogs are appreciated :)!!
"I'm just tutoring him."
"That's what Hannah said," Allie states, tone laced with sarcasm. "Now look where she is."
Imagine...
Ghost is very old fashioned and is (accidentally) incredibly misogynistic without even grasping it.
Pairing: Ghost×Fem!Y/N | Comedic | Accidental Misogyny
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Lieutenant Simon “Ghost” Riley considered himself an old-fashioned man, and he wore that belief as comfortably as he wore his mask—like it had always been fixed there.
The world could shift and twist itself into whatever new shape it fancied, but some things, in his mind, remained fixed. Proper.
A man provided. A woman was provided for.
Simple as that.
He didn’t think it cruel.
Didn’t think it limiting.
If anything, he thought it kind.
Women, in his eyes, were meant for softer things. Quiet mornings with sunlight spilling through the windows. A book resting open in her lap. Maybe paint on her fingertips or the citrus scent of a mandarin orange as she peeled it slowly.
Not this.
Not hauling around something that looked like it could snap her bloody spine in half.
So when he turned the corner and saw Y/N staggering slightly under the weight of a box that was, frankly, absurdly large for her frame, he didn’t hesitate. Didn’t pause. Didn’t consider that perhaps she had chosen to do this.
He stepped in.
“Oi,” he called, voice low and firm, boots echoing against the corridor floor as he closed the distance. “Put that down.”
Y/N didn’t. She adjusted her grip instead, stubborn thing, shifting the weight higher against her stomach as if that would somehow make the situation more acceptable. Ghost frowned behind his mask, irritation flickering to life.
“I said put it down,” he repeated, already reaching for it. “Women can’t do that.”
The words came out as naturally as breathing—no malice, just a statement of fact as he saw it. His hands closed around the sides of the box, effortlessly lifting the burden from her arms before she could protest further. It might as well have weighed nothing to him.
“There,” he muttered, settling it against his chest. “No reason for you to be strugglin’ like that.”
She gaped at him.
Ghost tilted his head slightly.
“What?” he asked, brow furrowing beneath the skull-patterned fabric. “You shouldn’t be carryin’ things like that. Not your job.”
He started down the hall again without waiting for an answer, fully expecting her to fall into step beside him like this was the most natural thing in the world. “You’ve got better things to be doin’,” he went on, tone shifting into something that almost resembled a lecture. “Stuff that suits you.”
He gestured vaguely with his head as if the air itself could supply examples. “Reading. Painting. Hell, sittin’ in the sun doin’ nothin’ at all. That’s the point, innit? Not this.”
Behind them, a door creaked open.
Captain Price stood in the doorway of his office, mug halfway to his lips, frozen mid-sip as he took in the scene before him. His eyes flicked from Ghost to Y/N, whose face was utterly unreadable.
Horror slowly crept across Price’s face.
Ghost, oblivious, kept talking.
“A man’s meant to handle the rough parts,” he continued, adjusting his grip on the box with ease. “No sense in you wadin’ through muck when someone like me’s right here, s'there?”
Price lowered his mug.
Very slowly.
“Ghost,” he said, voice edged with genuine disbelief that was rapidly shifting into panic.
But Simon Riley didn’t hear the warning in it. Didn’t see the silent what the hell are you doing written all over his captain’s face.
Because as far as he was concerned, he’d done exactly what he was supposed to do.
"Next time, you bloody ring me. Daft thing." Ghost muttered.
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a/n: this is so bloody funny to me, i dunno why 😂
Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys
kiss your screen every time you see a typo or grammatical error in my fics because it means it's home grown and not some ai bullshit and im dead serious about this
who do you think reader would go to if she had a bad dream in her own room, i can’t tell if bro!frank would baby her or not lol
18+ mdni i absolutely think frank would baby you!!! probably more than robby tbh. So i think it would depend on what kind of comfort you needed. if you wake up needing to be coddled your best bet is to go to frank's room and gently shake him awake "Frankie."
"What, baby?" without even opening his eyes.
"I had a bad dream."
n he's opening his eyes and sitting up right away, immediately clocking that you're crying from how small and fragile you sound. "Aw, poor thing. C'mere, pretty girl." He coaxes you into his lap and holds you against his chest, swipes away your tears and pets your head and runs his fingertips against your scalp. "You're okay now, I've got you. Wanna tell me what was scary? No? That's okay, baby." n he'll cup your jaw and pepper kisses all over your face until you giggle. "That's much better."
robby's much more blasé about it, but that's comforting in it's own way. like it helps ground you in reality and makes you feel protected to have him be so unbothered and calm if that makes sense?? if you shake him awake through tears he'll raise an arm for you to snuggle in beside him. his voice is all low n gruff with sleep-- "Shhh." He rubs your back as you nuzzle into his chest. "Breathe, hon, you're fine. I've got you."
What if Jack has to stay at Robby’s place cuz the heatings broke at his or smth n then Robby’s house only has the three rooms (Robby, frank, reader) so reader says jack can stay in her room
Js thinking abt all the shenanigans they’d get up to 🤭
Maybe even frank getting a little jealous reader is spending so much time with Jack
18+ mdni omg your mind.... several little moments have come to my mind so this is gonna jump around a bit and probably end up kinda long
first im picturing you're all in the livingroom when jack calls robby and the second you hear robby's "Hey, brother" you're grinning, disentangling yourself from frank on the couch, going to robby’s chair, and crawling into his lap <33
"Oh, shit. Four days to fix it? Yeah, man, I heard it's gonna be a cold one. Of course. We don't have a spare room, but--" there's a short pause before robby scoffs lightheartedly. "you kidding me? I like you and all, but I don’t miss waking up to your arm hitting my face. We've got a perfectly good couch--"
"He can stay in my room!" You chirp right away. Robby looks at you with a raised brow, Frank rolls his eyes, and you can just barely hear Jack's chuckle through the phone. Jack says something that you can't make out, but whatever it is makes Robby scoff again. "Please?" You frown. "He shouldn't have to stay on the couch..."
You’re curled up against Simon beneath the heavy comforter, your cheek pressed to the steady rise and fall of his toned chest. One of his arms is wrapped securely around your waist, holding you close. The other hand moves lazily along your back, fingertips tracing slow, absentminded patterns through the thin fabric of your shirt. Every touch is gentle, warm enough to melt the last bit of tension from your muscles.
The apartment is wrapped in that late-night stillness that only settles in after midnight. Somewhere in the distance, rain taps softly against the window, and the muted glow from the bedside lamp paints everything in soft gold. His thumb drags lightly across your shoulder before his voice finally breaks the silence, low and rough with exhaustion.
“Wanna hear a joke?”
You already know he’s going to tell it no matter what answer you give. That alone makes the corner of your mouth twitch.
You let out a sleepy hum, somewhere between a groan and permission.
Simon shifts slightly beneath you, like he’s preparing to deliver the greatest punchline of the century.
“Why did the scarecrow get promoted?”
A soft sigh escapes you as you bury your face further into his chest, already bracing for impact. “Why?”
“Because he was outstanding in his field.”
The terrible joke is followed by his own quiet snicker, you can feel the vibration of it beneath your cheek.
You groan softly, nudging him with your knee. “Go to sleep, Simon.”
Sometimes the house became almost painfully quiet when Simon was away. Not the good kind of quiet, the kind that settled softly over the room and let you breathe for a while. This was different. A strange, persistent silence that felt like something was missing from the walls themselves, like the whole place had forgotten how to sound like home.
You did your best to fill it.
Books, music, little cleaning spurts that turned into reorganizing entire shelves, and, most often lately, cooking. Cooking helped. It gave your hands something to do and your mind something to focus on. It was soothing, for the most part, until you made something you knew Simon would have loved, and there was no one there to tease, taste, or steal the first bite.
Still, tonight’s recipe had gone well. The kitchen smelled warm and rich, all garlic and herbs and something sweet lingering underneath. You stood there with a plate in one hand, ready to finally serve, when you heard it.
A shuffle. Then a low groan from the front door.
Your whole body went rigid.
Simon was not supposed to be back for another week. You were alone. No guests, no deliveries, no reason for anyone to be at the door at all.
Someone was breaking in. Shit.
You went cold all at once, every lecture Simon had ever given you on self defense flashing through your mind, but panic left no room for careful thinking. You grabbed the plate tighter, your knuckles whitening around it, and moved before your brain could catch up.
The lock rattled, the door bursting open and you swung.
The plate shattered spectacularly against the head of the very tall intruder.
For one breathtaking second, you stood frozen, half expecting a stranger, a threat, anything else.
Instead, a familiar grumble filled the doorway, "Fucking hell."
his wife ── michael robinavitch michael 'robby' robinavitch x wife!reader.
summary: robby doesnt advertise his marriage. so when his wife shows up at ED to discuss their son, safe to say the residents were shocked. now they wonder how the two of you met. this throws him back to when he was a ms3.
content warnings: reader and robby w/ 2 year age gap. thought to be 22 and robby 24 when met, around when he'd be a MS3. fluff. med school robby. lightly flirty young robby. lil mention of mature content so pls mdni 18+. reader is clinical psychologist/completeting masters to be one. lowkey implied fem reader shorter than robby. im short im sorry. he adores his wife like hard. two kids.
authors notes: lowkey med school au and robby who isn't as emotuonally consipated in the show. lowkey wanna do a few bits here and there about their life but not sure lol. inspired by this meme.
word count: 4079
Everyone was aware of the chain that hung around Robby’s neck. It peeked from under his scrubs sometimes. Though, no one knew what might be on the chain. There might be nothing or there could be something. Either way, it was always tucked under his shirt.
Nobody questioned it, never really thought to. He’s a private person. Residents don’t ask about his personal life. But they get curious when he steps out to the ambulance bay sometimes, phone to ear.
Santos thinks that maybe he’s faking to take a break. Whitaker thinks he might be talking to a relative, parent or sibling. Javadi thinks … Well, she isn’t quite sure what to think. But she doesn’t think its what Santos or Whitaker’s thinking.
So when a gorgeous woman strolled into the department, beelining towards the charge nurse with a smile, they were confused to say the least. You seemed to be friendly and familiar with Dana, greeting each other like old friends.
once again i am thinking about simon riley's bratty!missus and her fucking awful attitude even though her heart is full of love.
sometimes you're a pain in the ass just because you can be.
sprawled out on the couch, deliberately taking up the entire thing so there's no room for him when he gets out of the shower. when he asks you to move, you just look up at him with big eyes and fluttering lashes and a massive grin plastered all over your face and whisper, “no.”
simon stares at you for a beat, realizing what kind of mood you're in, then simply reaches down, wraps his hands around your ankles and yanks you towards him.
before you get a chance to even squeak, you're on your stomach, one of his hands holding both of yours behind your back, the other landing on your ass with a smack.
“yer an ‘orrible woman, you know that, don't you love?” he mutters - fond, not angry, not even a hint of malice in the words - head tilting to the side as he watches the way you arch into the next spank, knowing you're more than content with your situation. “my fuckin’ ‘orrible woman, though.”
ten minutes later you're curled in his lap, pressing soft kiss to the underside of simon's jaw like you weren't just testing every ounce of his patience for fun.
Keep the Nightmares Away
Daddy Andrew ‘Pope’ Cody x Fem!Reader: When the baby wakes you both up in the middle of the night, Pope has a mini freak out and parental anxiety.
Mentions: Mental health, post-pregnancy, Paternal anxiety, past trauma (hinted at?), Pope being a protective father and loving husband.
(I think writing Daddy Pope is my new favorite hobby lol so sorry for the influx)
The sleeve. (18+ MDNI)
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You’d been with the 141 long enough that the team felt like home—Price’s cigars, Soap’s endless jokes, Gaz’s easy laugh, and Ghost… well, Ghost was Ghost. Silent, broad-shouldered, always layered in black long sleeves and that damn mask. You’d never seen an inch of skin. Not once.
Well, until today.
You’d caught him in the gym, sleeves pushed up while he wiped down equipment. And oh God—Ink. A full sleeve on his left arm—dark, intricate, covered from wrist to bicep—maybe even higher— in sharp lines and shadows. Skulls, barbed wire, something that looked like a grim reaper. It suited him perfectly, and the sight hit you low in the gut.
You couldn’t stop staring. When he noticed, he tilted his head, that masked stare pinning you.
“Something wrong, love?”
You swallowed. “Your arm. I didn’t know you had any tattoos. They’re… really fucking cool.”
Ghost paused. “You want a closer look?” His voice dropped, low and rough, a warning but.. you didn’t catch it. “Might not be able to unsee it.”
You nodded without hesitation. “Yeah. I want to see.”
You not catching that warning was more blessing than curse— now you’re in his quarters, door locked, the only light a sad lamp casting shadows across the room. Your back is pressed to his chest, legs spread over his thighs as he fucks up into you from behind—slow, deep, relentless. The thick, tattooed arm hooked around you, and he’s got three fingers shoved deep in your mouth, stretching your lips, pressing down on your tongue, keeping you quiet.
You can see every inch of the ink.
The sleeve is even more detailed up close—black and gray, textured, the designs shifting with every flex of his forearm as he works his fingers in and out of your mouth in time with his cock. Saliva slicks his fingers, dripping down your chin, but you don’t care. You moan around them, eyes locked on the tattoos, on the way his muscles move, on how hot the contrast is between the deadly ink and the way he’s using that hand to keep you quiet and full.
“Fuckin’ asked if you were sure..” he growls against your ear, accent thick, breath hot through the mask he won’t remove. “Now look at you. Mouth stuffed with my fingers, cunt clenching every time you see somethin’ new. Dirty girl.”
He thrusts harder, hips snapping up, the wet sounds were obscene. His tattooed arm stays exactly where you can see it—fingers hooked in your cheek, thumb brushing your lower lip as he makes you take them deeper. You gag softly and he chuckles, low and dark, never slowing.
“That’s it. Keep your eyes on it while I ruin you.”
Your hands grip his forearm, fingers tracing the lines of the tattoos as your orgasm builds fast and sharp. Ghost doesn’t let up—he fucks you through it, fingers muffling your cries, the full sleeve on display just for you like he promised.
When he finally pulls his fingers free, strings of spit connecting them to your lips, he drags the wet digits down your throat, over your chest, and presses the tattooed palm flat against your stomach so you can feel every inch of him still buried inside.
“Next time..” he murmurs, voice wrecked, “you’ll trace every line while I’m balls deep. Yeah?”
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A/N: ….I’ve been going feral since the sleeve reveal guys..
Two weeks
Two weeks without your kisses, sweet smile, silky hair, sweet carresses on his back and breakfast, lunch and dinner with your silly cute colored paper notes (you hated sticky notes cuz...well theey're sticky).
Ghost was sure he was going crazy, he's tried everything, wake up earlier than you, make you the biggest breakfast in human history, try to kiss your lips just to be met with your cheek, he even tried buying a cat (the bitch destroyed his gear but you didn't need to know that).
And nothing, you still gave him the cold shoulder, hid his keys, ordered takeout (he loved your homemade dinner) and even if the house was tidy, it was empty, bcuz how dare he forget the anniversary were you were applying for a job and he flied all the way through Boston to England just to appear on your door kneeling down in one knee and asking if you wanted to be his "happily ever after".
It's his fucking fault, he ruined his happily ever after.
A week later, you entered the house, hating the hollowness in your chest and the sudden sting of tears, walking a little slower than usual to your shared bedroom with him.
You expected it to be empty, with him taking care of his car or out for some deployment duties.
You did not expect this.
Simon "Ghost'' Riley, the same man that with his bare hands has destroyed bones.
Was sitting on the bed
Right in front of you.
Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, with a Hawaiian hat, sunglasses and coconuts on the bed.
And a fucking ukelele.
You blinked like he grew another head as he started to sing off-tune while playing it.
"three weeks without my love"
"I'm going to become bald"
"Right before fortie"
"Bcuz I don't have my shortie"
"Three weeks without my love"
"Trying to compose this song"
"But inhope that she knows"
"That I. Love. Heeeeeeeeeer"
You yelped, before burying in laughter.
"BABE OH MY GOSH" you giggled amused, deeply flattered, smiling affectionate at your husband who simply pointed at the window.
Your gasp echoed through the room as Simon hugged you from behind.
"Two TRUCKS OF FLOWERS!?"
Simon smiled, awkward, not really good at this apologizing stuff, but his blush melted by the dreamy look you shot up at him.
"Y'know it was easier tonjust apologize honey?" You spoke lovingly, pressing your smaller form against his chest, his hands went to your waist, and he gave you one of those gentle smiles that made your heart melt each time.
"I did that too, properly, like you deserve" your breath hitched as he handed you an envelope.
With shaky legs you sat down on the bed, opening it to find three things.
A single dry purple flower
25 folded pages of his apology
And two VIP trips to the city of your choice.
Your hands flew to your mouth, not noticing Simon closing the window, or turning on the dimmer lights, you turned to look at him, about to tell him this was too much, that he was too sweet.
But his shirt fell to the ground.
You felt that familiar heat pool in between your legs and your cheeks as he crawled on top of you, guiding your legs to each of his sides and putting his hands on your waist.
"I'm so sorry my sweetheart, sometimes life's so shitty that it makes me forget the people I'm fighting for, and you, my darling, aren't just a person".
His eyes softened in such a profound way that you forgot how to breath.
"you're my happily ever after"
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i wrote this in a haze 10 mins ago my mind really needs to be studied. uhh yeah Pope Cody fucking you against a mirror RAAAA ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ)
content: p in v, shameless smut, mirror sex, rough, fem reader, unprotected