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[hellounicetomeetyou]

Satoru looked at you and smiled softly, Suguru and Shoko were talking beside both of you as he got up, his tall form evidently tired.

"I must go, the appointment is tomorrow and we wouldn't want any more inconveniences" Suguru nodded while crossing his arms and Shoko smiled at you.

Satoru leaned down, tilting his head, putting a hand on your waist and pressing a long, firm kiss on your lips, your eyes fluttered close and you tilted your head, missing him back as a quick goodbye when he pulled back.

When he pulled back you froze, shit, what the fuck did he do? Your relationship with him was strictly a secret.

You both stared at each other for a minute while Shoko's phone dropped to the ground, Suguru's eyes widened and no one said anything for a minute.

Then, Satoru, slowly straightened up again and smiling awkwardly said "And bye Shoko" pressing a quick kiss to her lips, that left her even more flaggerbasted, and then walking towards Suguru and doing the exactly same.

You looked up at him wide eyed and with flushed cheeks, looking as Suguru had a little meltdown and Shoko looked like she was actually planning to violate someone's human rights as he left with trembling legs.

Author note: this reference is almost as obvious as V stepping into the crowd PIPOL

[dexrall]

[hellounicetomeetyou]

"When did you get this hot?"

Simon froze, cup still mid way to his mouth, and looked at your flirty smile.

"damn I'd pay to get this sight everyday" you breathed, playfully putting a hand on your hip which gained Simon's gaze to go down your waist.

"are you sure you're the one who wants to pay?" He breathed back, giving you the kind of smile that left you giggling.

"mmm we can sort that out handsome" you almost purred, looking up at him with a seductive smile as he put a hand on your waist.

The rest of the team blinked, and Price coughed awkwardly

"horny teenagers, we're about to start a meeting"

Gaz rolled his eyes and Soap giggled cheekily.

[hellounicetomeetyou]

"I can't believe you can say that" Simon told you stunned, and you blushed next to him, trying to explain.

"Baby, it's not that simple, I just can't get mad at people" you whined, taking his hand and seeking comfort, he tilted his head. "Why darling?"

"well, for starters I'm very aware of my emotions, and other people's emotions too, I can't just get mad bcuz with enough backstory I can understand why they did it and which decisions led them to do what they did and-"

You stopped rambling, seeing how Simon's heart melted right in front of you

You gulped, looking up at a speechless Simon wide eyed.

"oh you sweet sympathetic girl" you looked away bashful, squeezing his hand.

"Why aren't you a therapist?"

"my parents told me I wasn't going to gain money from it"

"right,and military was better?"

You giggled and shook your head, leaning against his arm

"Can we get married again?". Breathed Simon, in a lower tone, silently smitten by your sweet behavior and all you could do was giggle and nod.

Author note: KABROWBDJW Tumblr's colors ain't working and it's been centuries since my last fic I'm sorry 😭

[hellounicetomeetyou]

This is very much random but people don't talk enough about being a writer, seeing someone liked your fic and forget you're in Tumblr for a nanosecond then see

"@Gojosrightasshairwithsparkles and 23 more liked your post ♥️"

"@Pubichairisintheroomwithus? Reblogged your post"

"@wishBarackObamawasalesbian liked your comment"

@datgirlriah

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[hellounicetomeetyou]

Canon

[hellounicetomeetyou]

"when did you know she was the one daddy?"

Your 15 years old daughter asked her father once, sitting next to him with those wide eyes the same colour as yours.

Simon looked at her, and just to get a raise outta of you he decided to share the real story, not any made up story he made.

"Well sweetie, it was before I left the TF141, your mother was part of the team and at that time just a friend, one night we went to celebrate together, thing that we didn't do very often and.."

..

"Ghost mate, why do you always cover your face?"

Soap asked to him, shooting a quick grin to the pretty redhead on his side who just giggled (she became his wife five years later btw), and Ghost looked subtly uncomfortable by the question.

You, clicked your tongue, protective instincts taking over your face, pretty dress glittering with the lights, hair done, perfect makeup and that smirk that had Simon blushing under his mask each time you blessed his eyes with it.

..

"DAD OMG SHE SAID WHAT?"

"SIMON-" You warned from the kitchen, having heard it all and Simon smiled.

"Yes darling, ironically that was Gary's reactions too when I told him"

...

You glared at Soap, lights catching the shape of your earrings, snapping and leaning against your chair.

"I only sit on premium places and his face is one, premium places ain't for everybody ta see y'know?"

Price next to you coughed so hard for that week he smoked two packs of cigarettes instead of one, and that answer became one of Gaz's favorite stories to talk about with his friends.

..

You blushed while sitting down next to Simon, hitting his arm playfully, while your daughter burst in giggles, all the years together had made you less sassy and more just a happily married cute little bundle of love and joy.

"Don't listen to him darling, your father has drank the equivalent of all the booze In Canada you cannot trust that brain"

Simon chuckled, rolling his eyes, pulling both of you close while your daughter started crying of laughter.

[sandwhitched]

Immortal!Reader had seen death. You had held there family in there arms as they died, held children in there finally moments gasping for air as there village burns bright with fury, watched the world burn multiple times.

You had seen so much carnage and destruction, so many lives lost, death following you everywhere you go- you started wondering if you yourself was death.

After a few millennia, you stopped thinking that- well, often anyway. You knew all things may come to an end, everything returned to the earth eventually.

The one joys you did had, where the trees. An odd thing to say, yes, but you had your reason. You had seen a small forest, barely a few acres big. Before you knew it, it had grown the size of a city, the tops reaching farther than the sky.

Maybe that’s why you where digging this hole, maybe it was because the trees had seen as much as you had, maybe it was because they knew to many secrets they could never speak of like you.

Maybe a small part of you, the last shred of humanity you still managed to hold onto, placed there belongs there.

Ghost mask, sure it was blood stained with battle and war, but it was still his. Still wore it when he was soft, when he was vulnerable, when he let himself be human.

Soaps favorite hoodie, the one he wore when he spared, when he was on base and relaxed, the one he had on when was more settled down, when he could be calm and grounded.

Gazes cap, the one her wore everywhere and seemed to always have a spare when he loses the previous, the one he would place on others head to help ground them after a brutal op, let them know he was there.

Prices cigars, the one he would smoke anytime he was able to, the warm musky tobacco smell sticking to everything that come in contact with the smoke, how it stuck to his clothes and somehow everyone else’s.

You added there dog tags as well, you couldn’t hold on to them, you can’t hold onto anything- they wound understand. You hoped that like everything else, there memory wouldn’t fade. The dirt would hold them, the trees would keep there voices and memories alive in them.

You knew this would happen, you just never knew it would happen so soon.

[hellounicetomeetyou]

This better have 10382039 likes when I blink again

[hellounicetomeetyou]

Back at the house, imagine your surprise when Gaz after calmly helping you out back your stuff, helping you take a shower, put on comfortable clothes, eat, and sat down on his lap, looking down at you straight in the eye and explaining as serious as he could with your pretty self on him that Soap in the pub was the one who stole his phone, texted your best friend through Tinder and almost broke his marriage.

And that 5 minutes didn't happen before he pa panicked and left to find you, making you blush.

Vs

Soap who was chilling on his bed, drinking cheap beer in a messy dark house and had felt so guilty for Ghost's comment he decided to drown it in booze.

Ofc he didn't expect visitors so imagine his surprise at the sudden angry knocking on his doorstep.

Author note: wasn't planning on making more parts of this fic but you people are hungry😭

[hellounicetomeetyou]

"I don't cry"

Was the first thing Simon said when he met you, after you asked him if his broken arm didn't hurt or if he wanted a shoulder to cry on.

"love I told you I don't cry" Whispered Simon shakily, hugging you back tightly two years later when you hugged him after you found him mourning his lost family in a cementery.

Simon let out a choked laugh of joy, feeling the sting of tears of joy when you accepted to be his girlfriend six months later after the cementery thingy.

"Boys do cry honey, it's normal we're humans"

You said, crying of joy too.

"It's ridiculous I don't cry" was what he snapped back to Johny with fat tears the moments he saw you walk around the aisle looking as beautiful as the day he met you.

"I'm not crying you're crying" he mumbled while signing the documents of the house you two bought together, you nodded, sobbing and smiling widely "I do cry, you big softie"

You could just stay there, years later, smiling gently while Simon hugged you, crying on his shoulder after you showed him the positive pregnancy test.

"but baby you do cry!" You teased softly, exhausted and next to him, five years after getting married and buying a house seeing him cry with trembling yet secure hands while holding his newborn little boy.

And now, as he knelt down on the grass of his big house, with you reading a book on the bench and Riley the dog playing around, grey hairs now adorning his once golden locks, when he looked down at his six year old son Ethan after the little guy tried to contain his tears thanks to a rough fall, he smiled softly.

"Don't worry champ, boys do cry, and it's completely normal"

He mumbled gently, lifting up the crying little boy and holding him close to his chest while your heart melted not too far away.

Author note: crying is completely okay, regardless of the gender (sorry I didn't edit the colors I'm exhausted 😃)

[hellounicetomeetyou]

You giggled, cheeks flushed, eyes dizzy, and trying to stay up while grabbing a bottle of expensive wine, leaning against Simon's chest.

"y'know, uhm, you're cute as hell, let's get married"

You slurred, Simon chuckled, putting a gentle hand on your waist and keeping you close to him in the middle of the lively bar.

"We're married sweetheart"

The way your eyes widened when he showed you the stunning wedding ring that was on your wedding finger, plus the one he shared with you was seared into his brain.

And the high pitched, loud as hell overjoyed squeal you let out after that.

He swore his ears still buzzed.

The squeal you let out was the reason why you two were banned from that bar and it was a story 5 years later your little blonde daughter and with his eyes and your smile would always giggle about when Simon told her on the nights he called "Bed stories with dada".

With you leaning on the door, scoffing playfully, crossing your arms and saying you didn't remember that night clearly.

Maybe you didn't.

But Simon did, how would he forget the night he knew he wanted to stay the rest of his life next to you?

[softspectre141]

Painfully shy reader getting absolutely obliterated drunk at the pub, losing all sense of timidity, and telling Gaz and Soap "I bet the reason Ghost actually hides his face is 'cause he knows everybody'd wanna sit on it".

Ghost overhearing, leaning over your shoulder, and letting you know "I'm just keeping your seat clean until you're ready to sit on it, love".

Obviously Simon fucks the embarrassment out of you the next day, but only after making sure you get your reserved seat nice and wet.

[hellounicetomeetyou]

This is golden writing guys

[dogpuppy]

[hellounicetomeetyou]

"Girl, would you let him cheat on you?, no offense yk"

Your bestie asked you once while you leaned against Simon's shoulder, you stilled your mindless caressing, and smiled, looking at her.

"Yes, I would let him" that statement made Simon still next to you, growing very very quiet.

"eh?, I would never-"

"I would let him girl, I would let him cheat on me in the rest of his sudden, tragically very short life"

You spoke It in such a gentle tone that your bestie blinked, caught off guard, Simon froze, knowing your sweet behavior this was nothing like you.

But since that time you almost set the house on fire bcuz you found a cockroach he stopped questioning you.

[hellounicetomeetyou]

"in my culture men take great pride in being able to do such physical labor"

You spoke, Spanish tilt honeying each word as you gout up and looking at Toji, who snapped his gaze back from the curve of your hips to your pretty eyes.

"Yes ma, that's why I hire people from your culture" he talked arrogantly, you rolled your eyes, patting his arm almost condescendingly, swallowing the scoff that almost left your lips you just giggled.

"oh that's so funny! I'm gonna share it with my next husband when you die and we spend all your money"

You spoke so sweetly that it took Toji minute to click on his head.

"HEY-"

[hellounicetomeetyou]

Shota sighed, his usual tiredness right behind him while Mic kept rambling and squealing excited about finally meeting his wife.

"YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED"

Mic exclaimed in a way that if they had been in the UA even the cockroaches would've known, Aizawa glared at him and hissed "I don't want half the city to discover it yet Shota" he grumbled, walking around the corner to his shared home with you.

"oh yeah, sorry" Mic smiled sheepish, bouncing in excitement when he opened the door.

"darling?" He called out, feeling a little lighter now that he was home.

And there was you, clad in one of his shirts, your own shorts, hair a simple low bun, you giggled, your wedding ring catching the light for a moment when you looked up at your husband with those flushed cheeks and bright smile.

"hello darling" Shota breathed when you hugged your husband happily, leaning against him when he wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you close for a quick greeting kiss.

Not noticing Mic behind you, not noticing how Mic's smile faltered, that stupid flutter on his chest everytime he saw you happening again.

Mic looked at how Shota, a man that was always tired and exhausted. Finally looked happier with you, the one girl that managed to capture his heart all those years ago without doing anything.

And forced a smile, even if that hollowness in his chest widened, looking at the house he once dreamed to have with you back when you all studied together.

[hellounicetomeetyou]

In a gathering, you smiled sweet at your friends, loving the atmosphere and environment in general, and deciding it was time.

"Yes I'm married. Happily married to my wife" you finally confirmed, to which one of your friends squealed happily "GIRL I KNEW IT, I KNEW YOU WERE FOR THE GIRLIES"

Lasswell chuckled, smiling at your friends "we didn't want a grant wedding, that's why we would rather tell you now before going to our honeymoon".

You blushed and nodded, smiling prideful while Lasswell put a hand on your hip, looking at them warily "Love if you want we can leave" she whispered reassuringly, and you felt that familiar flutter on your chest and blush on your cheeks.

God you loved her.

Vs

"OMG I KNEW YOU WERE A LESBIAN"

Soap squealed, hugging you tightly, you gasped, nearly dying on that hug bcuz that man was as strong as 5 horses.

Price patted Soap's back, happy for you but also concerned Soap would actually kill you this time.

When he pulled back, you turned your head and called out "baby!, c'mere"

And none other than Ghost himself, a man as tall as the door and more terrifying than any urban legend walked towards you, letting you take his hand while he blushed awkwardly at your presentation.

"this is my wife"

"but that's a man-"

"yeah my manwife" And from the corner of the room Roach burst in laughter.