And This is the Library

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[drunken-dalek]

[afeelgoodblog]

After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.

[anxietyproblem]

[nourlnecessary]

[anxietyproblem]

[textsfromtheborderline]

[jadorexjaii]

Oh okay

[amynchan]

It’s… in words…

[maikusakabe]

oh, hey. I know some people who need this printed and stuck everywhere they’ll see

[bob-belcher]

The Office, Gettysburg (S08E08)

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

[weetbixgod]

Babies have no concept of object permanence

[usefulnewt]

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

[anxietyproblem]

[desertpups]

Millennials living through their 2nd "once in a generation" economic collapse

[luisonte]

[crap-userrname16]

[knittingcelebs]

Stitch ‘n’ Pitch: baseball fans knit while...

...rooting for the Toronto Blue Jays

...and for the Seattle Mariners

...and for the Detroit Tigers.

[castielific]

Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

[castielific]

Update on the situation. The waterbeads have totally blocked the sewer system. He received a letter from town hall telling people to report nuisances to the cops that are searching for the culprit.

He's in so much trouble that I'm starting to feel guilty for finding this funny...but still kinda laughing about it.

[mitski-miyawakis]

[nourlnecessary]

Love it when my mom takes her stress/pain out on me. 

Another reason I don’t think I should have kids. 

[anxietyproblem]

[lilstinky-deactivated20221002]

sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

[remainsingrey-deactivated202405]

[nourlnecessary]

Me, a person who has studied rocket science: *Makes literally 100 “it’s not rocket science” jokes every day