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Nova He/They

[flyinghellfish]

[krafterwrites]

[lucumiau]

"Kris, this can't just be a me and you thing. It needs to be... Goku's thing, too"

[corporationkills]

now who kicked all those springs under the fridge

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[treecitysessions]

Trying to make birthday plans when you’re someone who really cares about your birthday is so humiliating just hitting people up like hey do you mind proving to me that I’m loved and there’s a place for me in this world for the anniversary of my birth this weekend

[mollyjames]

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

[toskarin]

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

[dogpuppy]

[neververy4]

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

[aggot]

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

[kajalcorpse]

you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

[illmadekn1ght]

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

[dailykatnep]

this was a daily katnep i made years ago and then never posted it for very obvious reasons.

[doggiewoggiez]

Shit man, this soldier war is fucked. I just saw a guy kill another guy, with a gun. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[gaybichon]

community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities

[treecitysessions]

No the person who tweeted this made me laugh so hard the other day bc people were trying to correct them and they edited their shadow on picsart to keep the bit going

[novacorona]

liked by everyone but myself

lobster too juicy

steak too buttery

[fandom-man]