send me a number / sentence and i’ll write it!
“why do you always have to be such an asshole?
“if you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.”
“is there any reason as to why you’re getting drunk on a tuesday afternoon?
“i just don’t want to think for a while.”
“i’m sick of being treated like this.”
“i didn’t mean it like that, and you know it!”
“i don’t want to go to bed angry.”
“i’m pretty good at providing distractions.”
“i’m not saying i want a threesome- but i wouldn’t be opposed to it.”
“just sit down and let me take care of you.”
“i just want to help you relax.”
“i don’t love you anymore.”
“i loved you. past tense.”
“jealousy isn’t cute on you.”
“don’t call me ‘princess,’ asshole.”
“you make me nervous and happy and horny all at the same time and it’s confusing as fuck sometimes.”
“you left your underwear back at my place.”
“you just broke the last bit of trust i had in you.”
“does that line ever work?”
“you’re the best i’ve ever had.”
“is that all you’ve got?”
“tell me this is a dream.”
“let’s keep this between the two of us.”
“i’m sick of being ‘the other girl/guy.’”
“i’m not going to break.”
“we’re not just friends. you know that.”
“friends don’t get each other off.”
“it’s over- and it’s for real this time.”
“you’re not alone. you never were.”
“i’m in love with you but i don’t want you to hurt me.”
