THAT DRAWING OF HUMAN Y/N CARRYING THE BEANS IS ADORABLE-
I need a writing of em interacting with the beans or the beans interactinf with their human. Just having these stupid fat beans (/lh /sillyL in our arms brings me seratonin or them trying to hop onto their lap
B E A N P I L E
Forsaken Beans interacting with Human!Reader:
(Primarily the Forsaken Beans from the Image that m4m4mo drew in another post with Human!Reader)
Chance Bean: This is one is a VERY needy little guy. I mean, if you so much as walk out of the room or lock him outta the bathroom, he starts crying like he's being murdered. He's the type that you buy all of the pet beds for and he would rather sit in your lap, sleep in your bed, and snooze in the cardboard boxes. If you lock him out of your bedroom because you like having the bed to yourself? Guess you won't be getting any sleep that night!
Whether intentional or not, he always finds a way to annoy or pick a fight with your Mafiaso Bean. The two tend to throw each other's weight around and poor Chance always gets the short end of the stick during their encounters. Though, even if he loses, he makes the most pathetic cries imaginable to both get your attention/care and to get Mafiaso Bean in trouble. He also gets jealous pretty easily and will always sit on your head or shoulders to keep those spots to himself.
Mafiaso Bean: Is the one you probably pamper the most. You brush his soft fur, clean his little accessories, and you make special meals that are just to his liking. You also give him little massages when he feels sore or grumpy on some days and it always tends to cheer the chonky bean right up! He also comes with 4 Mafialing Beans and they refuse to be seperated, so you best be ready to keep them just as pampered and cared for as their "boss". He seems to have some beef with your Chance Bean for some reason, but you always try to keep the peace between the pair by providing treats for good behavior or with positive association exercises.
If any of the other Beans give you trouble, or lord help them if they BITE/SCRATCH you, Mafiaso will come charging out of some dark corner with teeth bared and a thirst for blood. You tend to have to hold him back if you don't want the other bean to suffer from multiple bites from both him AND his mafialings. He tends to have a protective streak ,and if you care for him with such love and adoration, he will return it with abundance and will growl at anything that threatens you even slightly. He is also larger than an average bean, so he's not afraid to throw his weight around when needed!
Two Time Bean: Two Time is a rather mysterious bean. They tend to shiver without a reason, stare at certain corners of the room for long periods of time, and will follow you around like a shadow. They RARELY ever make noises and you tend to forget to feed them until they let out an irritated squeak and kick their empty food bowl around. You also have to hide all of the sharp and shiny objects in your home, as you busted Two Time for keeping a stash of all your missing things...and some of those things were rather dangerous for a bean to keep.
They are the least trouble-making bean you own. They tend to keep to themselves and will take any opportunity to sit near you or on your lap when the other Beans are two busy doing something else. However, when your Two Time bean gets excited, they will tend to stare more intently, wag their tail, and pant in excitement. They will even get minor zoomies and will tear through the house as fast as their little chonky legs can carry them. You only seem to set off a case of the zoomies whenever you start talking about the Spawn Cult...you wonder why your Bean reacts in such a way? How odd.
1x1x1x1 Bean: This bean always seems to have a chip on their shoulder and tends to hiss/growl, even when in a decent mood. They have certain restrictions on things that involve you, like only touching them when they come over to seek affection or just keeping their space untouched. One time they managed to swipe you and you had to prevent the OiOi Beans from getting into a fight with your Mafiaso Bean and his Mafialings! You know that 1x just struggles socially, so you don't take whatever they do personally. As a reward for your patience, and when the other Beans are elsewhere, 1x will eventually approach you and butt their head against your hand--which is their way of asking for affection.
They like dark and solitary places in your home, so you always try to make sure to feed them in those places where they feel the most comfortable. You tried to feed them like you do the others and they didn't eat at all until you started putting their bowl of food in places they actually tolerate. You also make sure to check in on them when you haven't heard from them in a while, as they don't tend to vocalize their needs to you as readily as the others. Plus, 1x does NOT like any type of visitor or guests that come into your home. You had to stop inviting Shedelsky over because the Bean pretty much full on attacked the poor admin! Sometimes you wish that 1x would just be a little friendlier to their housemates and your guests...but you suppose you'll get there eventually.