winter

she/they | renegades & tlc fanatic winston is still alive in my head shut up taylor swift and autumn enthusiast

[novasnightmare]

when you realize that youll never meet a guy named Adrian Everhart who can bring drawings to life who will fix your bracelet after someone who just happens to be your sister who you thought was dead steals it and that also just happens to be the son of your worst enemy who you tried to kill and then makes your dreams come true ( literally ) in his basement and then arrests you and yells at you because he thinks you know information about his dead mother and then you find out also has a secret alter ego whos trying to hunt you down and who you stabbed and shot multiple times and called a pompous neophyte in a toy suit and then asks you to be his nightmare. ALEXA PLAY ALL TOO WELL TEN MINUTE VERSION TAYLORS VERSION FROM THE VAULT.

[novasnightmare]

Ingrid I have the best memory. Tell me one time I forgot something.

Winston Yesterday you left me on the rooftop.

Ingrid That was on purpose. Now try again.

[novasnightmare]

Ingrid People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Nova That’s called arson and those people are witnesses.

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Oscar Why don’t we just pour all the ocean water in a cup, clean out the bottom, and pour it back in?

Ruby I don’t know man, thats alot of water. Might need two cups.

[novasnightmare]

Oscar Why is everything so expensive. Literally nothing is free.

Nova Everything is free if you can run fast enough.

[novasnightmare]

Ruby Crushes are the worst.

Oscar Yeah, whenever I’m near anybody that I have a crush on I act stupid.

Ruby You always act stupid.

Oscar Yeah. Don’t think too hard on that.

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Nova Why is Simon crying in the bathroom?

Danna He’s drunk.

Nova And..?

Danna He heard Hugh was married.

Nova … But he’s Hugh’s husband..?

Danna I know.

[novasnightmare]

renegades more like renegays

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nova artino more like nova ar not fucking stable

[novasnightmare]

Interviewer So what do you have planned for the future?

Oscar Lunch.

Interviewer No, like long term.

Oscar Oh.. um, dinner?

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Adrian Violence isnt the answer.

Nova You’re right.

Adrian *sighs with relief*

Nova Violence is the question.

Adrian Wha-

Nova, running away AND THE ANSWER IS YES

Adrian, running after her NO-

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Adrian You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Ruby Several traffic violations.

Nova Three counts of resisting arrest.

Oscar Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Danna Also, thats not our car.

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Oscar Are you in love with Nova?

Adrian, sweating … no..

Oscar Then why do you write N x A everywhere??

Adrian It stands for No Anarchists..

Oscar No Anarchists.. in a heart???

Adrian Donttellnovapleasepleaseplease

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The Sentinel HEY GET BACK HERE!!

Nightmare, after trying to kill Captain Chromium LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS!!

[novasnightmare]

Oscar That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.

Nova That’s a snake.

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Nova Wow, this parkings as straight as I am

Leroy I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

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Ruby Hey, I need your advice.

Nova Yeah?

Ruby How did you know you were in love with Adrian?

Nova IM IN LOVE WITH ADRIAN???