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voidkaia —> celestinedean <33

#sorry for being a sheep the dash was switching it up and I got excited #I kinda wanna bring back lizzocas but this one RHYMES

charlie having an argument with his imagined alternate-universe self about the highness of his voice and then dee saying “oh, god, it’s hearing itself” in rapid succession is INSANE levels of trans energy

#what is the trans experience if not being insecure about the pitch of your voice and being referred to as an ‘it’#although charlie would probably use it/its pronouns if he knew it were an option <3 #iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #charlie kelly #trans charlie kelly #nonbinary charlie kelly

I’m becoming increasingly concerned that the “mac is in love with dennis” jokes are the equivalent of “the dean is in love with jeff” jokes

#bc the dean jokes were very obviously for nothing but comedic relief #BUT IM BEGGING RCG #ELEVATE US #community #jeffery winger #iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #macdennis #mac mcdonald #macden #dean pelton

your-mums-nuts

Season 17 of iasip:

#HELP ME

sapphicshart

hate how people are conflating 'butch' and 'handy' like anyone who fixes things is butch and being butch gives you mechanical skills and femmes never pick up tools. its gender essentialism 2.0 and i hate it so, so much. my butch ex couldnt fix or repair anything. im high femme and i can fix, build, or repair almost anything. cmon. dont make me a homemaker just because i wear a dress.

#my butch ass does NOT have a drivers licence #yes I go to the gym no I cannot do manual labour for shit

jw00zie

I couldn’t fix her but I’d let her make me so much worse

#I would let her cricketify me I’m so serious

jw00zie

It’s always sunny episode where Dennis finds out about mewing and looksmaxxings

#[looks at dee] low facial harmony [looks at charlie] prey eyes [looks at mac] negative canthal tilt #[looks at frank] speaks for itself #not like me though. I’m a peak male specimen. I’ve been getting into this thing called ‘bonesmashing’—#(later in the episode him and mac get into an argument about who’s the bigger sigma)

I know that power bottom dennis is widely accepted due to its consistently hinted, inevitable canonicity but in my heart of hearts I think mac deserves to be plowed by femme top dennis while dennis is in drag

#this greatly stems from my desire to be topped by somebody while their mascara is running onto my butch ass tank top #idk something about the stereotype inversion… the way they made mac the wife in MADMTTS despite his characteristic masculinity #I also read a fic where dennis dresses up as a bride with a full face of makeup and a dress #and rails the living lights out of mac #and I just think. there’s something THERE #not to mention the uh. dildo bike. and ‘I want what’s in your pants’#LISTEN TO MEEE #macdennis #macden #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia

ratcoffin69

#I wouldn’t hesitate to smile while you suffocate and die etc etc

incredibly disappointed that glenn howerton once dubbed all of the sunny characters to be ambiguously gay and yet I fail to see dee getting some dyke action 😞 girlkisser dee WHEN

#I’m making a compilation of all of them being queer for a theory post and the only evidence I have for my lesbian dee hc #is the fact that she does not enjoy having sex with men and sees it as an outlet for her insecurities/validation seeking/ulterior motives #and that one time she directed dennis’ memoir asked for more tits #if you guys have any other moments/lines/scenes etc for meta that incicate she’s gay PLEASE LMK #I KNOW ITS TRUE IN MY HEART OF HEARTS #sweet dee #dee reynolds #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #iasip #lesbian dee reynolds #oh the robber woman goes without saying #but I jus want as many citations as possible to back me up #and I’m saying this as a chardee shipper. but charlie is Not Cis canonically so who knows….

theoldkyokodied

It's always funny in sillydelphia or whatever. Sorry i can't concentrate on making a joke, there are women right in front of me (pointing at my own genderbend iasip drawings, sweating profusely)

#I THINK I HAUVE COVID #THESE ARE EVERYTHING TO ME

vicodinoverdose

i fucking love old men yaoi.

#my favourite toxic 1950s couple

swedishboyfriend

ok.. my edition of Always Sunny Funnies I Think About Every Day (ft some i dont tend to see in these vids!)

#for some reason my favourite clip from this show is dennis going ‘dee you bitch I do not have covid’#just. none of those words are in the bible it sends me #every time I cough and someone accuses me of covid I feel his spirit entering me

hugh-lauries-bald-spot

been reading more macdennis fic lately and ive realized that we need to bring back insane asshole mac. he's too nice now, too compassionate. where is the man who poisoned dennis with junk food smoothies.

#the sad puppy eyes while he was getting pissed on GIRL STAND UP!!!! you would not have taken this a couple years ago

starbashir-deactivated20241016

sometimes being a macden truther makes you feel insane bc what do you MEAN mac made a sex doll of dennis to bang bc he missed dennis, and dennis pretended to be macs boyfriend while stimulating mac with vibrating anal beads to get him out the house, and yet they are just FRIENDS? insane. goodbye. goodnight.

#this is truly worse than any queerbait I’ve ever experienced #because it’s not bait!! it’s actually queer!!! which means they have a CHANCE #BUT THEY JUST WONT

derogatorydennis

mac and dennis (they also live together)

#american dan and phil forreal #but more problematic of course

kod-lyoko

#enby charlie and genderfluid/transfem dennis is so. so canon to me #unfortunately I’m a butch dumbass and only get gender envy from mac

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