pull out the rosary and count your damned blessings luke that seems like a half-assed plot for some shitty a-list horror film you might come across perusing netflix: “the snow” “winter gremlins” “night of the the undead frostbit-infected homeless” maybe you should ring up m night shyamalan with that so he can make it worth the watch and you could rake in millions haha i can keep this up all night and force you to play along against your will if you give me too much free reign man pull up a chair and enjoy the show im dave by the way
Perhaps I’m just a touch bit daft, or a little more mentally tired than i feel at the moment; I was unaware that rosaries served a purpose beyond a religious forgiveness, or ... prayer in general. But, I’m also not Catholic, and I guess that plays a part. ... That was just another silly comparison sort of thing, though, wasn’t it?
You strike me as the type of person who would be very good at coming up with strange summaries of made - up movies on the fly going off of a title alone, with the way you’re on that! I’m almost curious to give it a go, if you’re up for it. Making up silly movie titles to see what you would assume would go on in them. Or even just take a few movies I’m familiar with that weren’t so popular overseas ...
In any case, it was hardly very dramatic, but ... Do you like his movies? I hear he’s a bit hit - and miss, but I haven’t seen any. My father even explicitly told the professor not to give in to my whinging about wanting to go see a good horror movie.

















