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“No one listen to Mae.”

[gzeidraws]

Overclass series - Guru Boey 

[rem-sora410]

[luckycait]

Dumafaithful!AU Cantor!Boey and Witch!Mae

by your local professor funslayer, me :) 

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(sorry for drop in activity here. been feeling up and down lately and just have been sticking to my Takumi blog as a result, whenever I feel good enough to do anything)

[pacificateurs]

Flash Give-Away Time!

//Alright my dudes, to celebrate this blog being (soon) one year old and having reached the next hundred of followers (hi guys i love you all), let’s have a little give-away because I love to Suffer ™. A very small and insignifiant one, but still.

What’s the prize? A drawing of two of your favorite Fire Emblem Characters (because I’m a FE blog lbr here lolol) as chibis, if you are the one chosen by the randomizer thingy. Depending on how many people entering tho, I might add one more, we’ll see haha.

How to? -Reblog and/or like this post for an entry (aka it makes it two if you reblog and like ofc). But only ONE reblog by blog, it will only mess with my notes otherwise oops. -Only followers up until this post had been made can enter. Rpers only. -If your rp blog is a side blog and you follow me from your main blog, it is totally okay! Reblog on your muse’s blog, it’s cool! -If you follow me on several blogs, you are free to reblog once on every blog, I mean, you follow me multiple times, so I’ll love you multiple times too. -If you reblog, feel free to tag who you’d ask for if you win, just for me to be faster to draw it if I don’t need to wait for your reply after the give-away is done and also make it a surprise :3c

You have until the 15th of August!! Love you!

[memesmerised]

‘The Fifth Element’ Sentence Starters

‘ I’m all for conversation, but maybe you could just shut up for a moment? ‘

‘ I don’t know. And even if I did know, I wouldn’t tell someone like you. ‘

‘ In reality, you and I are in the same business. ‘

‘ Honor’s killed millions of people. ‘

‘ I am a meat popsicle. ‘

‘ Do you have, uh… a shorter name? ‘

‘ We’re newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. ‘

‘ We bumped into each other, sparks happen. ‘

‘ Anyway, we’re in love. ‘

‘ I speak two languages. ‘

‘ I’m very disappointed. ‘

‘ Everything you create, you use to destroy. ‘

‘ Yeah, we call it human nature. ‘

‘ I don’t know love. ‘

‘ If you want something done, do it yourself. ‘

‘ I’m, uh, looking for a priest. ‘

‘ I have a doubt. ‘

‘ You wanna play it soft. We’ll play it soft. You wanna play it hard. Let’s play it hard. ‘

‘ I’m really sorry to have to resort to these methods, _____. ‘

‘ We’re not on a vacation, we’re on a mission! ‘

‘ Look, I just got in. I just smashed my cab, I lost my job, I got mugged. Besides that, everything’s peachy. Thanks for asking. ‘

‘ Is that your idea of a discreet operation? ‘

‘ Gimme da cash! ‘

‘ Quiver ladies, quiver. ‘

‘ I need a tan! I need a cocktail! ‘

‘ Sounds like a freak of nature to me. ‘

‘ I’d… like to take a few pictures… for the archives. ‘

‘ _____, I realize you that must be pretty mad at me, but I want you to know that I am fighting for a noble cause. ‘

‘ Am I disturbing you? ‘

‘ Torture who you have to, _____, I don’t care. ‘

‘ Don’t breathe. ‘

‘ I don’t like warriors. Too narrow minded. ‘

‘ My compliments, little lady. ‘

‘ Thank you for doing all the dirty work. ‘

‘ You humans act so strange. ‘

‘ What’s wrong with you!? What are you screaming for!? ‘

‘ Evil begets evil. ‘

‘ I don’t like uninvited guests. ‘

‘ Oh, so you speak English now. ‘

‘ It never rains every day. ‘

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@dumabrand continued from ask

Being stared at is never something that Boey finds comforting. Even when he wants attention to be on him, he always feels off whenever someone is staring as hard as Alm, leader of the Deliverance who helped free Zofia and who fought alongside Lady Celica to save all of Valentia from the madness that Duma had fallen victim to.

The reasoning for the staring, though, does make it a little better. A smile spreads across the teen’s face, his shoulders squaring back to make himself look more important. “Why, yes I had been with lady Celica while she searched for the Mother. I served as her protector, after all.” What followed after his words, what Alm said next, made the smile falter, surprise crossing the mage’s features.

“You... you wish to get to know me?”

[tmetta]

Never count Tobin out

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//Dying Side-By-Side//

"I never thought it would be like this...but I guess it's a good way to go."

"Will you...hold my hand?"

"I'm scared."

"With you, I'm not afraid."

"It's an honor. To die by your side."

"If you beat me to the other side...wait for me."

"I feel so cold."

"I don't feel so cold anymore."

"Can I have...one last kiss?"

"I couldn't imagine a better ending..."

"Aside from all the blood....Does my hair look okay?"

"Did I ever tell you I loved you?"

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guardedsky:

Clair wanted to protest. Despite her earlier scolding she now had other concerns in mind. The health of a fellow soldier was nothing to scoff at. Even if he had made a previous blunder that had upset her she would not put it above his well being. Clive would have her head if she did! And her conscience would weigh oh so heavily upon her.

“Oh, you daft boy.”

With a huff she took the collected weapons from his hands. The weight of such things not much for her. She would not be at fault for his silly little games and desire to push himself forward.

“Go. Make your way to a healer. Perhaps then you can help me with this mess. Once I know you are at full strength that is.”

The items Boey had been carrying are pulled from his grasp before any form of protest can be given. The mage stares at the noble who took them, his eyes a little wider than he would like, in surprise. He had figured, giving how nobles tend to behave, that she would just watch his work and make suggestions. Not take it upon herself to do, on account of his exhaustion.

Much to his relief, Boey recovers from the surprise, making a sweeping motion with his hand as he bows. “If that is what you wish, milady, then I shall make haste to a healer and return.” Very formal speech is put on by the teen, much more formal than he normally uses. Not wanting to risk angering the noblewoman, the mage heads off, walking as briskly as he can to find a healer.

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earthlyprayer:

“Pardon me if I am overstepping my boundaries - but it sounds to me as if you know more than you are letting on.”

His sudden interest in her tales. Honing in on the legend of manaketes. Knowing of the theory and long believed possibility that the creatures had just simply died off. Boey knew something. Something he tried to hide behind a smile and strategically asked questions. If Silque hadn’t been around tricksters and conmen in her travels - she might have fallen for his charade.

“This conversation would be better if it weren’t so one sided. So tell me, Boey. What do you know?”

That look given by Silque is unnerving, as though she is peering deep past the barriers Boey has spent years perfecting. And makes him feel rather nervous, the nerves showing on his expression as he tries to quickly come up with some reason for him knowing what he does about the manakete. “Well... I..”

An idea surfaces then, which makes his confident expression return. “I happen to have grown at the Priory, milady. It is quite common to hear tales from those seeking the Mother’s teachings there. And study is a regular happening, whenever I am not attending to the duties given to those that serve Mila. If you wish to hear all I have heard, I can make it simple by showing the volumes that touch on the race.”

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Dad Pun Sentence Starters

Send one to my Muse, or alternatively send  👍and my Muse will say one to you!

“What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.” “Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.” “A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.’” “Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!” “How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!” “Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.” “I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.” “How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.” “Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.” “'Wow, you’re a fart smella…I mean smart fella!” “I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!” “What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1” “Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.” “What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.” “How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.” “Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.” “I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.” “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.” “How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.” “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” “Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.” “Don’t call me later, call me Dad.” “What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant” “Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.” “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.” “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.” “What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.” “I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.” “The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.” “This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.” “5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.” “Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”“ "What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.” “What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.” “I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.” “To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide but you can’t run.” “The rotation of earth really makes my day.” “I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.” “What’s brown and sticky? A stick.” “I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!” “Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.” “Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.” “A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.” “I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.” “Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.” “I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.” “People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.”

[textsfromtheemblem]

[rp-meme-central]

TF2 “Meet the...” sentence starters

1. “Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.” 

2. “Boom. Head-shot.” 

3. “I mean, do you even know who you’re talking to?” 

4. “The answer: use a gun. And if that don’t work, use more gun.”

5. “How am I gonna stop some big, mean mother-hubbard from tearing me a structurally-superfluous new behind?” 

6. “Don’t be such a baby. Ribs grow back.” 

7. “Anyway, that’s how I lost my medical license.” 

8. “WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?” 

9. “Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet.” 

10. “Oh, they’re gonna have to glue you back together IN HELL!” 

11. “I fear no man. But that… thing. It scares me.”

12. “If you managed to kill them, then I assure you they were nothing like me.” 

13. “And worst of all, s/he could be any one of us. S/he could be in this very room. S/he could be you, s/he could be me.” 

14. “At the end of the day, as long as there’s two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.” 

15. “One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KABLOOEY!”

16. “I’m not a crazed gunman, ___, I’m an assassin. The difference being one is a job and the other’s mental sickness.”

17. “I’ll be honest with you, my parents do not care for it.”     

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Lilo & Stitch Sentence Meme

"He is bulletproof, fireproof, and can think faster than supercomputer."

"His only instinct is to destroy everything he touches!"

"It is an affont to nature! It must be destroyed!"

"I prefer to be called evil genius."

"I want an expert on this planet in here now!"

"Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwhich. And today we were out of peanut butter!"

"I just want to dance. I practiced."

"Leave me alone to die."

"I'm going to stuff you in the blender, push puree, then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker. And when he says 'Mmm, this great, what's your secret?' I'm going to say 'love and nurturing.'"

"I'm a special classification."

"Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong and things have indeed gone wrong."

"My friends need to be punished."

"We're a broken family, aren't we?"

"People treat me different."

"I need someone to be my friend, someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel, the nicest angel you have."

"I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous."

"I'm sorry I bit you...and pulled your hair...and punched you in the face."

"This is your badness level. Its unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that."

"Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten."

"You wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?"

"Want to listen to The King? You look like an Elvis fan."

"Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience."

"I might not be a doctor but I know that there's no better cure for a sour face than a couple of boards and some choice waves."

"I hear you cry at night. Do you dream about them?"

"If you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you, though. I remember everyone that leaves."

"I have lost patience with you both."

"Your incompetence is nothing short of unspeakable."

"You're built to destroy. You can never belong."

"Sometimes you try your hardest but things don't work out like we want them to."

"Sometimes things have to change and maybe they're for the better."

"You can just date me and we'll call it even."

"This is my family. I found it all on my own. Its little and broken, but still good."

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❛ I asked him a riddle and it always takes that lout all night to solve riddles. ❜

The Last Unicorn (1982) starters.

“That is... certainly a way to get someone out of your hair.” Maybe he should try this with Mae. But, knowing her, she would not pay much attention to the riddle and continue whatever she had been doing only to start dwelling on it just before going to sleep and stay up the entire night as a result.