THE EVIL EYE

"OH NO, IT'S BILL!" RIGHT? ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING? [Independent selective Bill Cipher roleplay/ask blog.] DOSSIER | LAW | VERSES

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OH GREAT! TAD’S BACK.

JUST WHAT THIS PARTY NEEDED! A BORING OLD SQUARE.

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MY FLESHY ASSOCIATE’S MEATY PRISON WAS DESIGNED TO TORMENT ME!!

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Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill…………………

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FEZZY’S STILL AN IDIOT! WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

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This is probably the worst thing to ask but: 💀What is your opinion on death and mortality in general?

DEATH IS THE GUY WHO FOLLOWS YOU TO ALL THOSE PARTIES YOUR FRIENDS LIKE TO THROW. HE JUST SHOWS UP OUT OF NO WHERE, NO INVITATION, NO CAR, NO GIFTS FOR THE BIRTHDAY GAL, AND YOU’RE NOT SURE IF HE’S ACTUALLY WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE FROM THE SHADOWS OR IF YOU SHOULD LAY OFF THE ALCOHOL.

NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, HE’S GONNA SHOW UP! THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

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thank you captain ominous for that rip roaring number

JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR MY MUSICAL NUMBER!

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Questions for Immortals/Ancients

For ancient and/or immortal muses, here are some questions to build your headcanons!

😇Do you think you’ll ever experience an afterlife? 😷Do you have any weaknesses that could challenge your lifespan? 👥Have you met others like you? 👨‍👨‍👦Are you part of a family of ancients/immortals? 🎈Do you remember the start of your life? How long ago was it? 💔Is there anyone from your past that you missed for a long time? 😢Do you still think about people you knew years, even centuries, ago? 👶Do you have children? If you don’t, do you think they would be like you? 🍼 Would you ever consider having offspring with a mortal? 📕Do you ever run out of things to be curious about? 📗What is one of the most valuable things you’ve learned? 📘In the remainder of your life, what else do you hope to learn? 💀What is your opinion on death and mortality in general? 🥀Do you create bonds with mortals or avoid getting attached? ☹ Talk about your memory of a tragedy you’ve witnessed. 🖤Do you believe immortality changes someone for the worst? 🕗In your time, what has been one of the most interesting time periods?  ⏳Do you ever wish you had a mortal lifespan? 😿Is there any one person you would sacrifice your immortality for? 🎁Name one thing that never gets old or loses its charm for you. 🔮Have you ever considered (or looked for) ways to end your immortality? 🤡How do you deal with avoiding suspicion while living forever? ✨Other than immortality, do you have other supernatural abilities? 🌱What is one thing about the world you’ve come to appreciate? 🌼Have you traveled? If so, name one place that you love the most. 💾Do you ever have trouble with new technology? 💗Is there one mortal in your life you will never forget? 🎼What is your opinion on how music, art, and culture has changed? 💕Do you think two immortals could handle one another’s company forever? 🙄How do you handle boredom and monotony? 💿What is one (or more) inventions you’re thankful exist in your current time? 👿Would you ever use your power and knowledge to destroy? 🌋Do you think you will be alive to see the end of the world? 🗻Do you ever want to escape society altogether for a while? 🤠Have you ever disguised yourself or gone by different names?

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arrantascendancy‌:

   “Oh no, it went just peachy, everything panned out exactly the way I wanted it to.” They dryly quipped, face quick to fit into a muted sneer as the drawn out laughter ground down on their nerves and worse yet, their pride.

   To the question they clicked their tongue to their teeth, “I’m not interested in giving you the pleasure of knowing. You’re obnoxious enough as it is.”

     Bill isn’t fazed by their attitude. If they don’t want to tell him, that’s fine! He has other ways of getting information, so this is only a minor inconvenience.

     “WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FLESHY BOAT, BUDDY! WE BOTH KNOW I’LL FIND OUT SOONER OR LATER, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. SO, DO YOU PLAN ON STAYING IN THE MEAT PRISON FOREVER OR WHAT?”

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Heya!! I’m new to your blog and I’m wondering if you’d be willing to interact with Voltron, Steven Universe, Subnautica, The Legend Of Zelda, the Percy Jackson universe and a couple others. Thanks! -Jasper

     (( Gosh, I’m late to answering this, but yes! I’d be super interested in interacting with muses from Steven Universe, Voltron, Subnautica, and The Legend of Zelda! I’m not super familiar with the Percy Jackson series, unfortunately, but as long as you’ve got a page that explains your Percy Jackson muse’s (or muses’) backstory, setting, things like that, then I’ll be fine with interacting. Bill operates on knowing things about the beings he interacts with, so be aware he may have access to knowledge most other entities might not. ))

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Is your URL from the song Get Weird? By Neil Cicierega?? ‘Look at this loser drinking coffee... now it’s decaf!’

     (( YOU’RE DARN TOOTIN’! I love that song so much. I couldn’t resist the urge to make my URL a reference to it. ))

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     (( Guess who both finished that old drawing of Bill a while back and also did some basic animation? This enby. By the way, he’s transparent!

     Please don’t repost, use, or claim as your own. 

     Edit: Please don’t tag as kin/me/ID/self or any other variation. I don’t have anything against y’all, but this picture is specifically meant to be my Bill for my blog, not canon Bill. ))

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     (( Hello!! Seeing as how I finished setting up this blog, would any of y’all mind giving me a little promo? This here’s a roleplay blog for a heavily headcanoned Reverse!Ford / Stanford Gleeful! ))

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MORALITY IS A MENTAL CAGE DESIGNED FOR WEAK MINDS. JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG BASED ON YOUR MORALS DOESN’T MEAN IT’S OBJECTIVELY WRONG IN THE EYES OF THE UNIVERSE.