nolan patrick trash

flyers • leafs • caps • oilers

[jakeoettinger]

tyler seguin | post-game 3.19.2019

[sametrashpile]

“jamie benn got bored with how slow the game was going” source: dnadders on twitter

[blkbruja]

y’all need therapy. not girlfriends

[yaheartchakra]

Or they need a girlfriend that doesn’t mind listening and trying to help them work through their shit and defeat their fucking demons without asking them to pour out their soul to a stranger who is only listening because it’s their job. That’s the kind of shit you do for the people you love.

[taxidermy-tits]

your partner is not your therapist. listening to your partner is one thing, but it is not their responsibility to help you work through your shit. that is on you.

one more time.

your partner is not your therapist.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

also if I may hop onto this, I REALLY hate when people try to spin “therapists only listen because it’s their job” as a BAD thing. can you imagine if we tried to apply that to literally any other profession?

“why take your phone into the store to get it fixed? they don’t care about you, they’re only doing their job.”

“I don’t want to order a pizza. they’re not making it for me out of the goodness of their hearts, they’re only doing it because it’s their job.”

“why didn’t you just have your girlfriend do that surgery instead of going to a stranger who only saved your life because it’s their job?”

it’s their job because they are better equipped to do it than the other people in your life. jesus christ. 

[formerlydyl]

[toastbutteregg]

[no-chill-at-all]

[srry-m0m]

this is cute as HELL

[kikimora-apologist]

Same energy

[elqiao]

Henrik Lundqvist celebrates his first shutout of the 2013 playoffs.. by himself. Game 6, Capitals at Rangers, 5/12/13.

[kreidindirty]

this has to be the best thing in existence

[derickbrass]

THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE THING EVER 😹

[idjit]

one of these days, it won’t be long... you’ll call my name and i’ll be gone. fare thee well, oh honey. fare thee well.

[datsmeyellin]

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

[sindri42]

Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.

Coincidence? I think not.

[gordon-freeman-official]

2 constants in all civilizations:

Tasty Fried Food

Danger Murder Sticks

[ouvuo-deactivated20221111]

They’re trying to protect their yummy fried snack

[respectfulmemes]

[time-reclaimer-deactivated20210]

REBLOG RARE POSITIVE GORDON

[allthingsgerman]

The cover of the next Stern, a German news magazine.

The title Sein Kampf (transl. his struggle) is a play on the title of Hitler’s autobiography Mein Kampf (transl. my struggle).

The full translation of the cover would be

HIS STRUGGLE

Neonazis, Ku-Klux-Klan, Racism:

How Donald Trump is stirring up hatred in America

[liberalsarecool]

When Germans call you a Nazi….

[skybear59-deactivated20190601]

[lavvyan]

I see so much commentary in the tags about how Trump can’t be a Nazi because he’s pro-Israel, and I’m sitting here like, guys. Children. Nazi doesn’t mean “kills Jews.” That was the horrible outcome. The ideology itself was putting one’s own nation above all else (ring a bell?) while undermining democratic values (RING A BELL?) and being blatantly racist (RING A… you know what, forget it, you’re not listening to me anyway). 

Instead of anti-communism you now have fierce pro-capitalism and instead of Jewish people being called animals you now have immigrants facing the same hatred. You already have the denunciations and people walking from door to door trying to root out “illegals.”

Current US politics may not involve any gas chambers, but Hitler didn’t burst on the political scene with “Let’s kill all the Jews!” either. If you honestly think US policies won’t escalate further, especially if Trump gets a second term, you’re standing chin-deep in denial.

[tobinlaughing]

I know it’s from a superhero movie, but the line I keep running in my head is, “Everyone forgets that the first country the Nazis invaded was their own.”

[black-geek-supremacy]

Also it was the US that created the nazis in the first place when Hitler became inspired by American genocide and slavery.

[jakeoettinger]

tyler low-key doesn’t want you to vote him in to the all-star game (and proceeded to turn bright red laughing about it)  also.. curls

tyler seguin | post-game 1.2.2019

[wooter-ice-deactivated20190111]

[goodkoalatea-deactivated2021081]

This is maybe my favorite existing tweet

[ocy-moron]

how many people have reblogged this and put either “nolan patrick” or “travis konecny” in the replies

[calumhoodoficcial]

MY SWEET BEING HUMAN

[intergalacticsuperstar]

I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms

[taylorswiftsthighs]

I don’t understand how people can leave tumblr. I’ve been here since 2009 - I couldn’t leave even if I wanted to. 

[felinetay]

i really believe that anyone who made an account between 2009-2011 unknowingly signed a contract with the devil and now we’re all trapped here until the website finally dies like leaving has never been an option in the first place