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Ray: No, my hundredth body. Hey, would you mind taking a photo? Hmmm, that sounded less disgusting in my head...
Shaz: I'm sure it did, compared to what else is in there

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Ray: That was quick.
Gene: You solved the case?
Ray: No, my hundredth body. Hey, would you mind taking a photo? Hmmm, that sounded less disgusting in my head...
Shaz: I'm sure it did, compared to what else is in there
Gene’s law is like Gene’s Love: hard and fast
do u girls even understand the power of a good jacket. like an actually nice sexy perfect jacket thrift it or even save up for it bc then u could wear anything else under it and i mean literally anything else and it will look good and soon enough it’ll smell like ur perfume it’s literally genuinely life changing i’m very passionate
~Alex Drake
Alex: [Trying to stall Gene] Hey, Gene. What do you say we go talk about a case in the break room?
Gene: Oh, yeah? What case is that?
Alex: The case of how you got so damn sexy.
Gene: God owed me a favor.
anyways *daydreams about being a whore in the 80s*
Alex: How can one man have so many enemies?
Gene: I’m a people person... who drinks.
Ray Carling: Like Beyoncé, I excel as a solo artist.
Chris: It started out fine, she's a very nice person, and we're sitting and we're talking at this Ethiopian restaurant that she wanted to go to. And I was making jokes, you know like, "hey I didn't know that they had food in Ethiopia? This will be a quick meal. I'll order two empty plates and we can leave". Yeah, nothing from her not even a smile.
Gene: When I’m Superintendent there will be changes. From that day, all female officers will be required to wear tiny miniskirts!
Alex: [sighs]
Ray: [immediately gets a nosebleed] You’re a miracle Gene, I’ll follow you for the rest of my life.
Shaz: But Guv... I want to be a real cop.
Gene: Life isn’t some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and your insipid dreams magically come true. So LET IT GO.
Ray: So then I said “If you talk to me like that again, we’re through.”
Chris: Oh, what’d she say?
Ray: You know my mum, she sent me to my room.
Gene: I’ve never felt this way about anyone. I want to do something for her, but what?
Ray: Well, there’s the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep
Alex: Are you reading my VCR manual?
Gene: Well, we can’t all be reading the classics, Professor High Brow.
Shaz: There are no bears in London
Chris: I saw a really hairy guy. He looked like a bear.
Alex: What about the second minister we met with? I kinda liked him.
Gene: You mean the spitter?
Alex: Come on! It wasn't that bad!
Gene: Easy for you to say; you'll be wearing a veil.
Alex: All right, what about the third guy?
Gene: You mean the guy who kept staring at your chest?
Alex: Can you blame him?
Gene: Sorry, I just don't like the idea of when I say, "I do," he's thinking, "Yeah, I'd do her too!"
Shaz: [about Gene] Wow, Ma’am, he totally wants to protect and serve you.
Shaz: Chris, please describe your idea of a perfect date.
Chris: That's a tough one. I would have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.