NRC’s gossip column!

Welcome one and all to Night Raven's gossip exposer and agony aunt! || DOWN WITH THE CROW!!🔥 🔥|| Main acc is @starlee246

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Welcome, welcome, one and all!

Hey gang! I’m Calliope (but please, call me Cal) and I run Night Raven’s gossip exposé, as well as the occasional agony aunt. This is all in good fun so please feel free to be as silly as you like and expose ANYBODY, but don’t be too spiteful about it when actual people are involved. Be warned, everything I uncover goes into my blackmail files…

BUT before anything happens let’s get over some ground rules!

•No hatred. Homophobia, racism, bigotry, the like.

•Innuendos, jokes and things a la ‘I heard X is banging Y’ are fine, but please no sexual content. •Cursing is fine (I curse a lot) but I’d rather no slurs.

•No proshipping, incest or pedophilia. That’s not interesting, just gross.

•I am NOT equipped to deal with heavy topics.

•I’m still a student after all, so obviously I won’t always have the time to answer asks immediately, and there may be times I go on short hiatuses for big projects and finals.

•All asks I’m comfortable with will be answered. There’s no need to spam. If your ask wasn’t answered, it’s because it violated a rule. •Remember that both Cal and the person behind this mess are both minors with feelings!

Now about me! I’m Cal, a second year in diasomnia. I go by she but I really don’t care what you refer to me as. I also have a small army of adopted first years, muehehe. Unvale lore doc found here.

other blogs:

all of these so far are my ocs

Jem Joyce, twisted from Captain Hook

Rosamund Westhorn, twisted from the enchanted rose

Any Ooc text is in bold and tagged as Ooc. Non Ooc text is plain and tagged as Callioposting.

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what’s up hoes

im alive

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So you remember the whole stank eye thing with the house wardens right??? Well it’s evolved and now they’re doing petty comments.

I would pay so much just to watch a house warden meeting, cuz i just know they are throwing insults at eachother.

Dear god, it’s gotten worse?!

I’m going to keep a lookout for any of these situations because it sounds like pure gold—

I wonder if someone’s actually going to step in or throw hands

[etchetcetera]

If you’re being questioned about a murder by one of those hobbyist detectives. it is an absolute rule that you have to be washing the dishes or pruning some plants while talking, so that when they finally get around to asking a pointed question about where you were at the time of the murder you can freeze for a second with a knife in your hand. It’s enrichment for them you gotta understand. They thrive off of red herrings, it’s their favorite treat, so even if you have a rock solid alibi and weren’t involved with the murder at all you have to give them some reason to be suspicious of you. It’s what friends are for.

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Hey is it just me seeing how Jem and Altaire are or…. I’m just saying it’s pretty fucking gay.

@ariana-nyx-mendeleev

I see exactly what you mean. Honestly, I feel like they’re the only ones who haven’t noticed!

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Boo !! Hi hi !! hello !!

You do NRC's exposing stuff right?? in the school newspaper stuff ?? my friend does photos for them sometimes !! and sometimes the information is interesting in your section !!

anyways ! Would you like to make a deal?

I, a ghost, give you information! compensation can be discussed later

Sound fun ?

Ok !! Tell the Ramshackle prefect your response :) ! The prefect will be sure to tell me !!

Bye bye now !! keep things interesting !!

-ghostie

ooh, an informant would be lovely! And photos would definitely make things extra interesting…

I’d be perfectly happy to compensate with anything.

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Dude have you seen all the side eyes the house wardens are giving eachother?? What the hell happened 😭😭

I’m not sure what happened, but I have seen them it’s incredibly funny.

one time I was with Kalim and we were going to octavinelle to find Jem. He saw Azul and they just held eye contact for a solid ten seconds before just going on with whatever. Very strange.

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Trope that never misses: character who's objectively evil or a generally bad person but is also a good parent

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also! I think I’ve adopted yet another couple first years. you know Jem? And Lewis?

Yeah yeah, the other mirror guy—

wait, Jem?!

How DARE you steal my army!

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hey cal. I’m finally fucking back from that godawful admin thing I had to do for Crewel.

@ariana-nyx-mendeleev

Oh finally! Hope it wasn’t too bad. You good?

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I caught jack w his cactuses again lol

Who knew he was a soft boi who cared about plants tehe

He’s honestly really sweet once you get to spend time with him. He’s also probably the only guy in savanaclaw I’d trust with like. Anything ever.

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trying out different ways to destress first is stress baking! If you see me making chocolate mousse at 2am no you didn’t.

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@ariana-nyx-mendeleev here. what the fuck do i get silver for valentines day? help

I’m uh. Quite frankly not sure. Maybe make a little something like a bracelet? I’m honestly not that sure what kind of things he likes.

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Leaked baby pictures

@ariana-nyx-mendeleev I heard you wanted some of these

[ariana-nyx]

oh im going to blackmail silver so hard. how much do i owe you?

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100 Thaumark and a decent meal ^^

[ariana-nyx]

sure thing. dinner tonight?

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Of course! Thanks. I’m going to try hunt for some more soon…

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Leaked baby pictures

@ariana-nyx-mendeleev I heard you wanted some of these

[ariana-nyx]

oh im going to blackmail silver so hard. how much do i owe you?

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100 Thaumark and a decent meal ^^

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Leaked baby pictures

@ariana-nyx-mendeleev I heard you wanted some of these

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There’s a group of first years gathered outside, holding hockey sticks, watching a tutorial on how to yodel. Does anyone know what the FUCK is going on there?