NOT SAFE FOR COW

cowania's personal nsfw blog. Mainly RoyEd, contains all kinds from cuddling on sofa to fucking in bed. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!! i do post my nsfw fanart here sometimes. This blog has been marked as a nsfw blog so i dont tag also, please take care of your own dignity.

[cowania]

very mad dog, very bad dog

[cowania]

“I overworked myself, again”

[cowania]

Mad scientist

[roosterjazz]

by emma＠SCCこ-59a

[nsfcow]

I sketched a ton today and none of them are suitable for making merchs smh

[royedzine]

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

Today is the last day to apply to be a part of the team for the RoyedZine!! 

Just reminding all of the people who want to apply that today is the last day to do so. We look forward to your applications. Please do not be scared to give it a shot, we want you to be a part of the team. Thank you so much, everyone. Please. Please don’t be scared to apply. There is plenty of spaces open. If you think there is someone you would like to be a part of this tell them. Or someone you think would like to be a part of something like this. Spread the word. Thank you.

[cowania]

Last day to apply on this wonderful project, I bet yall have been waiting a RE zine since forever so apply for this go gO GO

[gravesecret]

Gah, well I can tell you a few small ones, cause some are just for me to keep as a secret (either because I know they don’t make sense, aren’t thought out 100% or just embarrassing. :’D ) I’ll try to keep it short. Oh, and these are all for 2003 Kimblee.

1. Kimblee was a super grumpy and bratty kid and momma’s boy, with a bad temper. I can see him going from sweet to sour really fast if something doesn’t go his way. Guess that didn’t change that much later in his life, although he became less sweet over time anyway.

2. I can see him being a pretty bookish guy, yet never reading fiction or poetry at all, because he doesn’t get reading about worlds that do not exist. It just doesn’t make sense to him reading a book without learning anything from it. As a teen he read a lot about alchemy, fascinated by it from a young age. And a few years later he came up with his arrays, and after trying them out and perfecting them, tattooing his arrays on his hands himself.

3. Kimblee is a person that easily gets addicted to substances, a reason why the red stone affected him way much more than the other alchemists. It’s like some people that can take drugs occasionally without getting addicted to them and some try drugs once and become addicts instantly. Some people are just extremely prone to it, and Kimblee is one of them. Plus he doesn’t even think about trying to stop, cause it..well, feels good and you only live once.

4. After not being able to in the military and in prison, Kimblee now takes looong and hot showers. Until there is no hot water left. Until his hands are all wrinkly. Until Archer tries to kick down the door. And Kimblee will get grumpy if you don’t let him shower when he wants to. Plus it just takes forever to get the explody bits and grime out of his hair.

Ok, longer than I thought, whoopsie. Would love to know your headcanons too, either Archer or both Kimblees. <3

[edwvardelric-deactivated2018050]

【鋼】らくがき【ロイエド】 by naho

[edward-mustbang]

ok listen i absolutely live for the fics where Roy spoils Ed. just general fluff. like

brushing Ed’s hair with good-smelling oils

playing with said hair

rubbing lotion into his scars. he makes ed keep up with caring to them so they don’t get rough like his own

making a homemade meal because ed always forgets to eat when he’s doing research

roy was pretty good at cooking before they started dating, but now he’s excellent just because of the shear amount ed forgets to eat

holding ed when he has nightmares

playing with his hair to get him to fall asleep

roy gives him gifts? like all the time?

and the cliche ones too. like flowers, cards, chocolates, and jewelry (bc ofc ed has tons of piercings).

no but seriously he gets a piece of diamond jewelry for every piercing ed has

ed doesn’t like him spending all the money on him but he wears them bc he ofc loves roy

kissing ed’s scars so he knows he’s beautiful

calling ed beautiful when they’re around the team just to embarrass him

he just touches ed?? all the time??

just the loving look roy gives him 24/7

just roy woo-ing ed like he’s always done for women but amping it up x10000

[tierfal]

HEY, ROY/ED FANDOM

This is a long post, but please bear with me! ♥ And PLEASE REBLOG to help to spread the word! ♥♥♥ By now, probably all of you have heard about the fact that this garbagefire of a website has finally started to collapse.  In a lot of ways, I think it’s a good thing, but Tumblr had two things really had going for it:

it was one platform that different kinds of contributors could use for different kinds of content;

the vast majority of the fandom population used it as a home base.

This brings me to my primary fear: our ship’s amazing community may get scattered to the winds if everybody jumps ship in different directions.

This brings me to my suggested solution: I’m going to make a spreadsheet of alternate usernames and sites and accounts and destinations for members of the Roy/Ed fandom.  This way, we can at least all see where our longtime fandom friends are sharing their work!

HOW DO YOU GET IN ON THIS?  Easy peasy lemon thing!

Just copy and paste and then fill out the form below, with as few or as many accounts as you feel comfortable sharing.  Message it to me here, or on Twitter, or wherever you feel like, and I’ll add you to a Google Spreadsheet that will be publicly accessible, to help the Roy/Ed fandom to find each other on other platforms.

Keep reading

[tenderred]

recharging

[captian-james-t-perfect-hair]

Soo we’ve ( myself and @damit-im-a-doctor-not-a-timelord ). been busy doing a lot of different cosplay for our Instagram and I realized we hadn’t put any of them here in a while so have some Royed Spam Cosplay!

[silvipeppers]

Hi! I was wondering if you had any royed fic recs? Like, your faves or something?

oh boy oh boy okay here we go i hope you’re ready for The List. 

(I’ll only rec fics that i’ve finished reading and leave the ones I haven’t or aren’t complete for last, with a “read at your own risk” warning because i dont know how they end lmao.)

An interesting trip - ShanaStorytellerSOULMATES!!! The first words you say to your soulmate are written on your skin :3c A good tug on your hearstrings, i LOVE soulmate AUs, and this is is really clever.

a terrifying clamour of trumpets - ShanaStorytellerTrisha’s disease is hereditary and ed has to race against the clock to tie all his lose ends. Heartbreaking and incredible.

Know the Difference - ShanaStorytellerEd and Al are messengers of God. The prose of this one is amazing, i don’t think i’ve read such wonderful freaking poetry half as good as this i love it.

Son of the Desert - ShanaStorytellerIshvalan!Ed&Al AU. The most wonderful thing about this is the way they propose in Ishval. Very poetic, good side-story as well. >v>

as a fever, rattling bones - dawnstruckEd is an unmated omega and Roy is his alpha CO. There are no omega officers in the military so amendments have to be made. I HAVE DONE ART  FOR THIS FIC I LOVE IT SO MUCH. I’m ABO trash and i’m proud. 

Leading the Blind - Tierfal“Roy adjusts to a life of legal blindness, and Edward avenges three years of short jokes.” Just. Just beautiful read the whole series there’s nothing better than this. I can’t stop crying.

They Have All Been Blown Out - Tierfal“To say that waiting is not Ed’s forte would be understating matters a bit.” JUST- JUST READ IT. This is the other fic in the ‘Leading the blind’ series that i highly recommend (just read all of them you’ll have a great time) because i had to literally stop reading to print out a picture of kermit having a cardiac arrest. go read it now.

you grip (your hands around my throat) - fishingclocksModern cop AU! Roy and ed are assigned a case together. Funny and fluffy, lighthearted from what i remember ;)

Colours in Your Eyes - BatsutousaiSOULMATES SOULMATES!! The only colors you see are your soulmate’s eye color until you touch them for the first time. Batsutousai is a genius they write the most wonderful fics they take the concept a step forward i’m in love.

Play to Win - lightgetsin“Ed loses his virginity, and then his inhibitions. Roy loses his mind.” Any fic where ed is a slut is a fic for me B) also this is hilarious, i’m laughing just remembering it i HAVE to read it again.

A Game for Two Players - lightgetsin“The Bastard is not in love with me, and I can prove it. With science!” A follow-up on the previous fic. Fucking- i love it. i love them both please read’em this one’s good too.

transposition ciphers - applecrumbledoreAfter a heated encounter, Roy and Ed exchange letters during one of the brothers’ long trip. Simply one of the most beautiful fics in this list. The letters are so… compelling and lovely. You can absolutely TASTE them falling in love with each other during their correspondence. Delightful.

Feral - Phantoms_EchoEd and Al are feral children taken in by Roy and his team to their vet clinic. This one’s problematic i know and i don’t care, but it’s heartbreaking and really exciting so… meh, read at your own risk and all that. mind the tags.

Dragon’s Gold - BatsutousaiPrince Edward is sent to live in a tower in the desert, guarded by a fearsome dragon. This one’s so fuuun. I love dragons :3c

Moonlighter - BatsutousaiRoy is a cop and Ed is the thief who steals his heart B) I HAVE ALSO DONE ART FOR THIS it’s just… UNF. so good. this matches their personalities so well (especialy ed’s!!) go read it and have a good time you’ll enjoy it. 

silent in the trees - orphan_accountSet in 1989 Roy is a forest ranger with ptsd and ed is his sassy supervisor on the other end of the forest. My most favorite fma fic hands down I have drawn for this fic too and i still think it’s not enough!! i just… i don’t know what it is about it but it’s one of those things i adore. It’s almost mystical! I dont know where the author went but i hope they’re doing okay and that they know i love their fic to pieces.

Anachronism - artenonA time-travelling Ed ends up in Roy’s house. Read this for the love of god i just loved it so much. Read it and cry a little and then come back and yell at me for recommending it to you.

And one more thing - cryogeniaEd dates the entirety of central city, Roy is jealous. Please please please this is just the best. I can’t believe it it’s.. it’s so funny i love it so much just go and read it. Any time ed’s comfortable with his sexuality is good times and these, i assure you, are wonderful times.

Kindling - Tierfal“The heat’s not the only thing getting under Ed’s skin and scalding him from the inside out.“ Demisexual ed!! Sweet and good and wholesome. I love florence and the machine, and i just can’t stop thinking about this fic when i listen to her.

A Wicked Game - TierfalRoy and Ed pretend to be dating to go to an awesome vacation. Fake dating is the reason i’m alive, and this is just SO! GOOD! it’s so much fun to read, go ahead and do you won’t regret it B)

From the Worst of Times - Batsutousai Something goes off in central command and Roy and Ed team up to clean up the mess. Just— so sweet! and long! and good!! this author just makes everything so believable, everything makes perfect sense i don’t question any of it, it just is. simple as that. this is no exception, readi it you’ll enjoy it.

Second Chances, Second Thoughts - dawnstruckSomething goes wrong when Ed tries to give Al his body back. Kidfic. This one’s lovely. I just, i’ve read it several times and i can’t stop loving it. There’s so many good parts to it i’m in too deep.

My Heart and Soul are Yours - XyriathSOULMATES SOULMATES SOULMATES!! Pain is transmitted between soulmates and Ed and Roy have quite a few pains in their lives. This is just so sweet. And good. And sad.. these poor boys are injured so damn often it breaks my heart.

OKAY NOW TO THE ONES THAT EITHER AREN’T DONE OR I HAVEN’T FINISHED READING BUT YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY CHECK OUT. (please please please no spoilers if you have finished these thanks!)

Reverti Ad Praeteritum - BatsutousaiSent back in time Ed sets out to fix every mistake and save every life he wasn’t able to the first time around. A MASSIVE fic. It’s a complete re-imagining of the story, and I can’t wait to finish reading it so i can hopefully bind it in a book and keep it on my shelf.

The Twelfth Cup of Coffee - TierfalCoffeeshop!AU. The single most fluffiest fluff to ever fluff. Totally amazing so far and completely enthralling. Also something I would bind as a book when i’m done.

build your wings on the way down - ShanaStorytellerA combination of ‘03 and Brotherhood! All i want from this life is for this fic to update but i don’t wanna bother the author like that ._. so i’ll just sit here and wait lmao

For the Night Has Been Unkind - CoolJellyBean25Ed is taken prisoner by drachma. OKAY SO THIS ONE is very off-putting and I would recommend you to be EXTREMELY wary of the tags. Leaving that aside I LOVE. THIS FIC. it’s incredible, it’s reached out to my cold dead heart, revived it and slaughtered it once more. I can hardly wait to know what happens in the next few chapters and I can only imagine when (if ever) my children will ever be fine again BUT!! it’s still an amazing, captivating read that will leave you incredibly anxious forever. it’s great.

A Different Way Home - theJovianMuteRoy is a prostitute and Ed is his customer. This. I’m in love. I have way too many love affairs with fic but this one’s got such a refreshing twist that I can’t help but feel my heart pounding in my chest when i think about it. Go read it! It’s fluffy and sad and roy’s got bad eyesight in this one (ask me why i care, i couldn’t answer you). The relationship he and ed start to develop is sweet enough to rot my teeth. Please read it and tell me what you think!

The Codeine Scene - XyriathRoy is an undercover cop and Ed is a drug addicted prostitute. THE PREMISE. THE LENGTH. everything about this calls to me like a siren song, but i haven’t had the time to finish it. Read it if you can, xyriath is a wonderful writer.

[nsfcow]

These are gods’ works, you are too

[boxhairdye]

PBT@初代グリード受け欲しい

[chynandri]

SO ABOUT THEIR PHOTOGRAPH

[nsfcow]

This cleansed my skin, watered my crops and makes me 10 years younger

[iggiesca]

Happy birthday @rie​!!! \ ^o^ /

I know Roy didn’t had the patch when he was the führer but this was the request from my friend.

This is how he should go:

[worseandworser]

Fem!Royed cuddles

written at 1 am enjoy

Ed hated the cold.

It was a fact, really. Roy was not even surprised to open the door to a grumpy looking Ed, covered from head to toes in layers and more layers of clothing. She just smiled and invited her in, tugging the scarf down so she could peck the girl’s lips.

“Go sit down, I’ll light up the fireplace for you.”

She went to get her gloves and a blanket, and came back to Ed trying to detangle herself from the abnormal amount of coats. Roy obviously had to help her out; who wouldn’t want to get Ed out of her clothes? So she popped the buttons and zippers open, sometimes letting her hands linger a bit longer than necessary.

Ed blushed when she slid her hands down her legs to untie her boot laces, her golden eyes darting away to the still unlit fireplace.

“Why’d have to be such a pervert?”

A soft laugh made its way up Roy’s throat like bubbles. “You are the only one who’s having such thoughts.”

She threw the shoes away and placed a kiss on the inside of Ed’s knee. Then, climbed up to sit by her girlfriend’s side, throwing her arms around the blonde’s shoulders and pulling her against her chest. Ed surprisingly complied, nudging Roy to lay down so she could snuggle to the woman.

“You promised me a fireplace, Roy.”

The raven-haired plucked the gloves out of her pocket and put one of them on, smiling.

“That’s correct.”

She snapped, and the flames bathed the room in warm, fluttering orange light. The one that made Ed’s skin glow and the pretty golden hair darken to a bronze shade.

The blanket — forgotten over the armrest — was then pulled above the pair of them. Ed let out a satisfied noise, something between a sigh and whimper, and Roy circled the girl’s waist with her arms. Ed gave her a peck on the cleavage.

“As I said,” Roy smirked, “You are the only one having such thoughts.”

Ed hummed and rested her cheek to Roy’s left breast. “‘M not.”

Roy laughed once again. “Sure.”

“I just really like your tits,” the blond commented nonchalantly, “they’re soft and warm and they smell nice.”

“I take it they are good pillows, then.”

Ed nodded slowly, twirling black hair on her fingers. “The smell is really fucking strong now by the way, did you put some sort of perfume?”

Roy slaped her in the ass and Ed convulsed in giggles.