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[gruntsandpoetry]

seeing lestat sing this to louis in canon is going to wreck me in ways i have never been wrecked before

[lioncourtz]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Live at the Beacon Theater (06.02.2026)

[cesiousblue]

:3

[deathandmysticism]

J. J. Grandville, Torn Between an Angel and a Devil, 19th century

[piedpencil]

When you need to make a quick exit, try Plan D

This format and pose is ripped off an old cigarette ad

[waterkangaroo]

Helloooo. Big dcc fan. Wdym about the stock certificates elevating legal status so Carl could do faction wars? Did I miss that part?

[Book 5 spoilers ahead!]

Yeah so in book 4 there was that legal battle with the factions trying to take the Gate of the Feral Gods away from Carl. Carl and the AI won, and the AI gave him stock certificates from all the factions as a reward. They're all worthless, but they afforded him a different legal standing.

Book 4 Chapter 34

Zev: Just so you know, there was yet another last-minute legal challenge to what you’re about to attempt. It, again, failed. They almost won the injunction, but the Valtay Corporation sent in an attorney to assist Borant’s position. They had some interesting legal arguments regarding you, Carl. Apparently, since you now own stock in a company based in the Skull Empire, the lawsuit needed to be filed in a different court. Taxpayers who are not in arrears are afforded different protections. It was enough to dismiss that last-minute effort.

This change in legal status is what then allowed Carl and Donut in book 5 to form their own Faction Wars team and become Warlords. I confirmed this in one of Matt's Reddit AMA's :3

The AI was integral in the formation of the Princess Posse Faction!

[maladomani]

Poor Growler Gary. Art by Mr. Luciano Fleitas.

[zynsforwins]

I saw someone do this for project Hail Mary and then the worms infested my brain

[gayvampyr]

important things happening in r/cats

[unyieldingsilence]

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[waterkangaroo]

I commissioned art of my favorite chapter, Book 7 Chapter 37 🥰 (this is how that scene went, right? I swear this is how it went)

This gorgeous piece of art is brought to you by the wonderful, talented, amazing @aru-kii ❤️🦶 kii you are the fucking best and I love you

Bonus under the cut (slightly nsfw) 😋

[todaysbird]

i think this is…actually the most extreme stupid dove nest I’ve seen.

video

[kaiapraxidike]

[tartrazeen]

Imagine you're coming home after a long day of hunting, and the first thing you hear is your seven shitty kids screeching at you for no reason, how pissed off would you be, I'd immediately fly away too

Imagine you're the oldest of seven and a fucking HOA member broke into your HOUSE and SHIT AN EGG and is BITING at your siblings, but your dad shows so you try to tell him the problem but you're very little and you don't speak English and he doesn't speak English either so you can't communicate that a fucking GOBLIN is in your HOUSE and the only reason he doesn't know is cause his ASS was on that bitch's HEAD and he must've assumed it was one of your brothers and sisters but it was actually that FREAK WOMAN who got in, and now your dad is flying away 'cause he has no idea what's going on

Imagine you're a parent and you've calmed down and gone to get McDonald's for your seven kids, and you come home expecting to get cheers because you know the D's are always a winner, but when you fly back in through the door the kids are all still screaming, and it's not even excited screams but you don't know what's wrong so you just look into the camera like you're Jim from the Office

Imagine you're one of the small middle children and probably the one that this HOA WITCH was BITING after she broke into YOUR HOUSE and SHIT an EGG and you tried to be a good host by cuddling with her to congratulate her on her egg but then she started BITING and taking over your ROOM and threw out all your GOOSEBUMPS books and your eldest sibling couldn't call dad so you all just had to wait, and then dad comes home but your STUPID FAMILY won't stop SCREECHING to explain what's going on so your dad leaves but then comes back and he's brought McDonald's which is like yay but there is an INTRUDER, and finally your dad looks around the house and notices BITCH BIRD KAREN IN YOUR BEAN BAG CHAIR, and you're like ok dad can handle this but then you learn he's more scared than you?????

Imagine you're a dad and you just got home with McDonald's and WHO THE FUCK IS THAT IN MY HOUSE but luckily you have seven children and the mean one is willing to fight this bitch and you're just gonna chill in this corner until this problem is resolved even if your other kids are straight-up judging you

Imagine you're Kevin McCallister and you're doing Home Alone except you're not home alone 'cause your dad is home too but he's not helping, he's just holding a bag of McDonald's, so you have to be the head of this house at eight years old 'cause you're home alone emotionally but this FREAK ON AN EGG isn't leaving so you decide to screech at your dad and he's more scared of you than she is

Imagine you're a dad and your child has publicly shamed you in front of your other kids and this ASSHOLE KAREN and you decide you're not gonna take this shit anymore so you tell your kids that you paid for this McDonald's with your hard-earned bird money and they're gonna damn well eat this, so everybody stop looking at that side of the house and just eat your fucking french fries but then that fucking MONSTER starts BITING your only child willing to go into battle so you recognize this is a lost cause and throw the burgers on the counter and you remember you're an ADULT so you grab your car keys and fly the fuck away

Imagine you're all seven children and dad left you with the pigeon again

[sighinastorm]

Blended families are so important. Very excited to see how the new pidglet grows up in owl culture.

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[redsparrow12]

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

3x06 - “Dolce”

[rocktheholygrail]

script bonus:

[deputyrook]

[demonius-darkblade]

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

[violencevoyager-deactivated2022]

bugs bunny is not real 

[zvaigzdelasas]

[xylophonicsynapse]

[amber-dreams]

"I ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋɪʟʟ Cᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ Fʟɪɴᴛ. I ᴜɴᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʜɪᴍ." —Jᴏʜɴ Sɪʟᴠᴇʀ

[tttyg444]

I haven't posted any art online in years, but I feel like there's not a lot of art of John Hancock being posted lately so I wanna contribute