[malikthom-blog]

“I’m going to,” Malik said with a shrug, pulling out his phone and going through the app. “Hey, I stayed last time. I just wasn’t necessarily watching. You are more entertaining than that show… although Cardi B is hilarious.”

[nsfwbianca-blog]

“awe thanks, i mean let’s be real, out of all the people who’ve entertained you i bet i’m the cutest one” she giggled, flipping the hair off of her shoulders, “see now you’re making me feel like i gotta keep up with entertaining you... so do you still want to go out?” she questioned walking towards her closet. 

[siennaxlawson-deactivated201809]

“I’m sure, checked for the halo and wings and sadly there are none!” Isabella joked as she made herself comfortable. “Love and hip hop is the best stress reliever, I’m always laughing watching it. Just when you think you’ve seen the worst the hoarders have to offer, a new episode proves me wrong!”

[nsfwbianca-blog]

“you’re so cute” bianca shook her head, popping another fry in her mouth. “all those shows remind me i’m not that horrible— i mean i’m a little junky and i have a tendency to act out but hey i’m not that bad” she teased, “but anyways enough about me and my reality show obsession, how’ve you been?” 

[creonhq]

       “i gave my last 10 dollars to this sweet old homeless man with a dog outside the gas station tonight and when i came back out i saw him walking into the liquor store. money well spent, and now i have no cash.”

[nsfwbianca-blog]

“damn you got played by the homeless? see that’s why you always offer food that way you know they won’t spend it on bullshit” 

[nsfwbianca-blog]

“well for the person who took my grape soda out of the fridge and is now feeling funny— please know that wasn’t grape soda. it was lean. lesson of the day: if it says bianca on something. don’t drink it. it’s probably bad for you.  ” 

[wyattxdouglas]

“love? nah. but i’m feelin’ generous today. like this thought popped into my head like hey, i should share my food with bianca and spoil the fuck outta her. so here i am.”

[nsfwbianca-blog]

“well now you’re gonna have to make this a constant thing—” bianca giggled, taking a bite of the calzone. “but you do know it takes me forever to get ready so just be warned that we’re about to show up the club fashionably late” she teased. 

[unhalllowed]

i’m entirely too good at head and the last thing you’d be doing is wasting your time, as far as the free booze goes… what kind would you accept?

[nsfwbianca-blog]

“well obviously you wouldn't tell a girl if you were terrible at giving head. but i’ll be sure to remember that next time i’m DTF i guess. um i’m more of a henny or tequila type of chick. and if i’m really in the mood Louis XIII really hits the spot. so any of those would be nice.” 

[siennaxlawson-deactivated201809]

“You know me well enough to know I always come baring food,” Isabella replied shaking a brown bag full of food from the diner she worked at. “I have cheeseburgers and fries, and am happy to know I didn’t miss extreme hoarders!”

[nsfwbianca-blog]

“you sure you’re not an angel from up above?” bianca smiled taking the brown bag from isabella. “yeah i really gave up a night of partying to watch this show, and love and hip hop is next so— really it’s a win in my eyes.” she smiled popping a french fry in her mouth. “and now that you’re here i have someone to be just as weirded out by these crazy people who put dead cats in their fridge and shit!” 

[unhalllowed]

It’s socially acceptable to watch House all night right? I have a suitcase to pack but I’d much rather sit here and do nothing, who wants to volunteer to come pack for my trip home next week? I’ll pay you in booze and oral sex.

[nsfwbianca-blog]

but what if you’re not good at giving head? then i’d simply be wasting my time? you see the problem? but i'm more than happy to except the booze.

[camdenfkk-blog]

I’d like to announce that I’ve created a Kickstarter for my new foundation, Pull Out America. It’s a program that dispels the myth that pulling out doesn’t work as well as condoms, and I’d really appreciate your donation. Uncle Camden needs you. I’m like Uncle Sam, but as an advocate for better sexual experiences instead of freedom. Let’s make inhumane dick gloves a thing of the past.

[nsfwbianca-blog]

“you had me up until the uncle camden part... then it just got bad. also how would this prevent stds? sorry i’m gonna have to stand behind no love without the glove.” 

[malikthom-blog]

“Do they deliver fried chicken? I know Dominos has breaded chicken. You can deal with that, B.” Malik sat next to her, grinning. “What are we watching?”

[nsfwbianca-blog]

“not even hungry anymore— you can still order your fake play dough food. ” bianca rolled her eyes shifting her position in bed for him “hoarders, but love and hip hop comes on soon” she said excitedly with a joyful gleam in her eyes. “are you gonna actually stay and watch it with me from beginning to end this time?” 

[nsfwbianca-blog]

if anyone ever wants to plot with the literal bratz doll i have a connections page (x) so hmu

[malikthom-blog]

“You look cute already, B. This is why we can’t have nice things. How about we stay, watch whatever show you’re watching and order Dominos?”

[nsfwbianca-blog]

“now you know i hate dominos, so you can order it for yourself— i’m not even in the mood for pasta anymore. i just want fried chicken so you can be the gentleman i know you can be and get me some or sit here and try to feed me your fake italian food."  

[wyattxdouglas]

“i brought you half of my supreme calzone and a whole order of garlic knots. and we’re going to this new club that opened up just out of town. you have a half an hour to eat and get dressed.”

[nsfwbianca-blog]

“damn you really must love me. is there a reason for you spoiling me this evening? or do you need something?” 

[lorenjade-deactivated20170107]

“I mean, no offense, but you got some big ass titties so like… Put on a shirt or something.”

[nsfwbianca-blog]

“i guess this just comes along with the big titty committee shit— you see i only own shirts that are skin tight. so that won't help. i can live with the staring i guess” 

[malikthom-blog]

“Wanna go out then? We can get pasta.”

[nsfwbianca-blog]

“you see... now i gotta put on make up and look all cute and shit. how about you get the pasta and bring it back to me?” 

[whitneyfitz-deactivated20170107]

“What if I don’t have food but still want to watch extreme hoarders? We could order something…”

[nsfwbianca-blog]

“alright, alright— you can come in. but you’re payin’ for take out.” 

[wtf-ryan-blog1]

“I haven’t brought food. Do you want some food? I can go and get you some if you want..”

[nsfwbianca-blog]

“i mean you’re already here— it’d be a little selfish for me to ask you to go back out. so what’s up?”