a bit of a slut

(they/them) drop me an ask, pm, or hc :). it’s boutta get real gay in here :0

[nsfwphandom]

big day if you're us

[nsfwphandom]

man i have lived a thousand lives and now i have to deep dive into this account to read my old headcannons because i was fucking on IT back in the day

[genderlessreasonings]

Oh no no no we’re not dating, we’re just friends who put our dicks in each other sometimes

[girlnut-deactivated20260331]

computer show me men furiously jerking off and desperately rutting their hips into their own hand. puter let me see men mindlessly grinding into whatever they can get their hands on until they finish in their boxers. computer i wanna see men throwing their heads back in pleasure as they gasp and pant and whimper. puter give me eager men just trying so desperately to get themselves off. puter can you hear me

[fagus-sylvatica-beech-hedge]

even if dan was actually telling the truth about the bar being some sort of cushion holder¿ I think we all know that's not what they fucking use it for

[eddiesangels]

guys pls stop

I can’t keep getting jumpscared in videos finding out dan likes puppy play and phil kinda like having a tail.

im begging you.

pause.

[nsfwphandom]

hey gamers, insane how far this fandom has come and uhhhh yeah this account is my legacy now 🫡

i’m so happy for them and so grateful that they came out at their own pace <3

[nsfwphandom]

is this account still active ?

kinda ?? i check tumblr on occasion

[phandom-of-the-discourse-deacti]

[adventures-in-anecdotes]

!!!!

[analester-deactivated20230615]

Patience

prompt: 

“Dan, I swear to go-“

“I’ll do it if daddy asks nicely.”

“Fuck.”

genre: smutty smut smut, little fluff at the end if you squint, but it’s mostly smut

warnings: swearing, anal, blowjobs, edging, daddy!kink

word count: 1973

read on ao3!

a/n: after many nights of unmotivated rolling around, i have created this masterpiece! i don’t have much to say other than thank you for following me and being patient because i know i haven’t been writing as much. i definitely want to change that this year, so don’t forget to send me prompts! this fic was beta’ed by the lovely holly (@dark-days-dark-nights-xx) and tom (@theotheristhedoctor).  i hope you enjoy <3

Keep reading

[bratschool]

[strawberrigag-deactivated202203]

[miuwumi-deactivated20190707]

Hello, how are u? Can I suffocate u with my thighs?

[nsfwphandom]

owo I haven't been on here in forever

hai!!!

[theatticformen-deactivated20160]

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Are there any Rocky Horror Picture Show themed fan fiction out there?

Some Best Friends Kiss - mermaidstailonmyface

Summary: Dan and Phil go to a midnight screening of Rocky Horror, and things get a bit steamy with the corsets and fishnets. Must include two other youtubers as minor parts.

This is the only one I could find. Does anyone know of any other ones?

- Tori