samurai abstinence patrol

updates, videos, announcements, etc. for the hit band Ninja Sex Party ☆

[lalunebat]

I think the funniest thing about telling people that I'm going to see Ninja Sex Party is having to clarify that they are a band and not, in fact, a sex party with ninjas.

[nsp-updates]

wishing the happiest of birthdays to the best singer in all of the land! (in my eyes) 💙

happy birthday danny! :D

[grumpspics]

(source)

[grmpgm]

Danny, don’t you know, I filled up on gas? 🚗💥

insta

bluesky

my tube…

[rovdraws]

someone said sabrina carpenter is like mainstream nsp, and this concept has been plaguing my mind for WEEKS since then.

so here is daniella in sabrina-esque garb teehee

[saturnisfallingdown]

get on the floor... everybody kiss the dinosaur

[ID: Digital art of Danny Sexbang from the Ninja Sex Party Walk the Dinosaur music video, tenderly holding a stegosaurus head and kissing it. Text reads "MWAH!" End ID]

ref below cut..

im afraid i really do love him...

[ID: A screenshot of Danny kissing the stegosaurus from the music video. End ID]

[nsp-updates]

under the covers vol. IV has finally been unleashed upon us!!

which track is your favorite? :D

[bayleafavidan]

Mechanic Danny has my heart 💙

[nsp-updates]

under the covers cassette and nsp themed cassette player now available for pre order!!!!

isn't this so cool?!

[nsp-updates]

under the covers album cover and it's official tracklist!!!

[nsp-updates]

nsp's newest under the covers album is now available for pre-order and will be available everywhere october 10th!

(keep your eyes peeled for some music videos coming soon..)

[nsp-updates]

ninja sex party teasing their newest under the covers album + tracklist !

[nsp-updates]

today is the 10th anniversary of ninja sex party's third album attitude city, released july 17th 2015!

what song off of this album are you listening to today?

[marsoid]

Two normal dudes [patreon]

[thetechnicolorphase]

return to wherever whatever

[sunagirl]

NSP's Pure Elegance Dallas highlights

-The entire crowd singing along to Smash Mouths's All Star

-Danny being super excited about the multiple banana wizards in the crowd

-"This song goes to out to all the ladies in the crowd tonight!" from Commander Meouch before every TWRP song

-Danny calling us a "chorus of southern angels"

-Doctor Sung throwing an ear of corn into Ninja Brian's pants from ten paces

-HOLY SHIT THEY SANG 6969!

-HOLY SHIT UNDER THE COVERS 4 SNEAK PEEK

-No really there was so much corn

It was amazing!

Also, Doctor Sungs's entrance on the hover board

[nsp-updates]

ninja sex party's pure elegance tour with twrp has ended. :(