Nstynct

Don't sleep on me please.

[ink-the-artist]

He’s listening to his tunes :)

[wholesomepostarchive]

1/30/2026

[figmas]

[autohaste]

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

[toastbutteregg]

[coral]

[11-15-11]

Vikki “the back" Dougan (said to be one of the inspirations for Jessica Rabbit) on Hollywood & Vine by Ralph Crane, 1957.

[great-tweets]

AND NOW I WILL TOO

[californiadreamboy]

My soul is cleansed

[shihlun]

[babyanimalgifs]

Aw, this is cute.

[ask-ickle-mod]

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

[his-shining-tears]

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

[hart-of-the-grove-deactivated20]

MY FUCKING HEART 😭

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“My baby is big and soft and doesn’t look like me but he is my son and I love him.”

[sotick]

“When we meet someone and fall in love, we have a sense that the whole universe is on our side. And yet if something goes wrong, there is nothing left! How is it possible for the beauty that was there only minutes before to vanish so quickly? Life moves very fast. It rushes from heaven to hell in a matter of seconds.”

— Paulo Coelho, Eleven Minutes (via coral)

[felderwin]

So these Christian anti-feminist protestors showed up at my school and were just yelling misogynist things at everyone, when this guy suddenly walks up in front of them mid-rant and just starts…. singing opera

[sick-with-lisztomania]

Chaotic good bard

[moonlightandmarble]

[papershroud]

[min0uet]

regret.mp4

[head-in-the-bubbles]

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

[himejoshikomaeda]

invader zim filmed this

[hatsunemikuwu]

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

[the-privateer]

that context makes is 10000X funnier

[babyanimalgifs]

How are penguins not extinct?

[coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018]

I am in tears omg

[dremoranightmares]

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

[boomboxgod]

Clumsy pillows

[siriussly-serious]

I’ve pulled my tshirt up over my face to try and hide the fact that I am crying with laughter on the coach full of people.

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

[thighetician]

Apex predators

[jamtastik]

Yooooo

[big-robot-fan]

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

[sinesalvatorem]

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

[t3trahedron]

Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)

Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.

To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank

[lone-crusader227-deactivated202]

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

[esichovequechova]

[peyday5000]

Hellye

[frescacactuscooler]

I need to save up and hire these gentlemen for my birthday party!!!

[thetenderpassion]

[surprisebitch]

[fuckheads-revenge]

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

[officialwayneenterprises123-dea]

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

[oni-boyfriend]

[beeple]

BIOMETRIC HARVEST