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don’t become kindling | water the tinder

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Minho: You should rely on your natural instincts.

Chan: My natural instincts are to panic.

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Hyunjin: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Jisung: You’re strong!

Minho: You’re weak!

Chan, eating popcorn: You’re stupid!

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Minho: So you can say "Have a nice day" and that’s considered polite.

Minho: But when I say "Enjoy the next twenty-four hours" apparently i'm being extremely threatening.

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Changbin: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Hyunjin: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Felix: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Jeongin: What?

Felix: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Jeongin: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

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Jisung, admiring a sleeping Minho: You’re so cute.

Minho, sleepily: I could beat your ass.

Jisung, lovingly: I know.

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Chan: I keep a picture of you in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at it.

Jisung: Awwww-

Chan: And I tell myself "if I can deal with this idiot, I can deal with anything".

Jisung: Oh.

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Chan, frustrated: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Felix: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Hyunjin: I got distracted about halfway through.

Jeongin: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Chan: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Minho periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk'

Chan: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Seungmin: Why are you smiling?

Minho: What, can’t I just be happy?

Felix: Changbin tripped and fell on his face in front of everyone.

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Felix: thank you, nature, for pre-slicing oranges for us. You didnt have to and you did anyway and that was cool of you

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Hyunjin: What does “take out” mean?

Chan: Food.

Felix: Dating.

Seungmin: Murder.

Jisung: It can be all three if you’re bold enough.

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Minho: What scares you the most?

Seungmin: Werewolves.

Felix: Sharks.

Jeongin: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.

Hyunjin: Jeongin.

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Changbin: We have a problem.

Chan: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Changbin: Are you okay?

Chan: If by “okay” you mean on the inside I’m just going “AAAAHHHHHH” then yes. I’m quite okay.

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Jeongin: Could you be any more annoying?

Changbin: Easily.

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Minho: Personally, I blame you.

Chan: How can it possibly be my fault?

Minho: Because otherwise it would be my fault.

Minho: And that can't be right.