this marriage is a fucking nightmare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kxw-_LQuXY ⚠️ WARNING: ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP SICKO SHIT FREELY TALKED ABOUT HERE ⚠️ || can't believe i'm boutta do a dni but yeah please don't interact here if you're a minor. thank u

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beware r18+ tragicomic freakery

hi hewwo. this is my nsfw bog. u know who i am. i figured i should make a proper post for organizational purposes + in case anyone randomly stumbles here

here's the video on the description if the link is broken for you. it provides key context for the bog title and also NM as a whole

〰 Official Origins/Purpose of this blog:

🔆 This is mainly focused on Reisz' private life, which presently comes with the Poor Edward hopelessly and permanently attached like an anglerfish. These two are a mess and now that sex is on the table (literally. sometimes.) it became kind of very important narrative-wise so I come here to yap & meme & post sus doodles about it ^_^

Hyacinthe does not want to partake in this blog; the 4th isn't interested in sex much either and Zé, still on the fridge, is kind of too vanilla for any interesting funnie posts. Compared to NM, at least. That's a high bar to clear I'll admit

The tone on this space is mainly comedic, and I may joke about sensitive topics. Please heed the content warnings below.

I'm also a worldbuilding/specbio enthusiast so there may be random posts about that in the FL universe. Like using neathy skills for Fun and kink possibilities.

Reisz isn't fucking any bats, unfortunately. Curator talk is rare and never goes much in-depth, but well, they are undeniably weird about Mr Hearts and it's very much mutual, so there's that. there may be some BaL!Rei x Veils wonderings when i get to do the ambition tho...

"can i reblog/comment/interact/ask something/share this random nsfw idea i got?"

absolutelyyy :3c :3c the askbox is something empty that is meant be filled.... as long as you're not a minor, that is. do both of us a favour and don't interact here, aye? aye.

⚠ content warnings + general content writings below:

better to lay out the entire dossier at once than to spook anyone with surprise freakery. i suggest you read this in case there may be something you'd rather not see. you can ask me to tag something specific and i will do my best but my memory also kind of sucks :'D

prior TL;DR: NM aren't doing BDSM with prior negotiation and/or informed consent - they are both winging it & abusing each other both intentionally and unintentionally. there's nothing sane abt either of them and there's all the risks you can imagine. NM are deeply traumatized codependent individuals with vicious streaks of possessiveness + neither were ever taught how to love and they act accordingly. they are also increasingly monstering their anatomies this is important

screenshot from main because thats pretty much it, but talked in a more explicit manner and often jesting

in terms of explicit nsfw talk:

🔆 cw dubcon/noncon. tagged as such. this includes:

typical moonmilk damnation (the sheer trauma of being subjected to it kind of taints edmarriages to arguably be some sort of dubcon/mindbreak forever imho...)

other types of drugs & intoxication, specially wine-induced alcoholism

somnophilia

rape fantasies

an occasion in which one party murdered the other during sexytime and humped them while they were gone. this was decided by the dice btw when i say these two are out of my control i am Not Joking lmfao.

🔆 no actual gore for gore's sake but a lot of violence and blood. again, these two hurt each other. this includes physically. sometimes it's mutually fun, sometimes it isnt. things have also recently started to take a bondaged corporal punishment kinda turn. unsurprisingly

🔆 while not truly monsterfucking yet, NM's monstrous anatomy will someday come close. expect typical monster stuff such as

nonhuman genitalia - cloaca, hemipeni, sheathes, knotting

mild oviposition (sighs tiredly)

two entire huge nagas devouring & wrapping around each other

etc etc etc. some possible body horror as well. mostly extra arms but let it be warned reisz does a lot of unholy things to their own body. all of it.

🔆 so much fluid swallowing it digievolved into setting-typical cannibalism. no symbolism here no we have Actual Fantasies of biting/eating chunks of each other + rei being kinda ritualistically consumed a little in the future (for the cider)(getting worshippy with it).

🔆 i took a look at victorian porn for field research purposes - what would these characters be most exposed to when it comes to sex? - and apparently victorians had very strong feelings about spanking (so much spanking/flogging/caning/etc), public exposure, and incest. theres a lot of unsanitary stuff as well, so. sighs. these last two Won't be usual topics/jokes here but If It Happens ill likely tag it smth. fauxcest and cw unsanitary maybe? i may get a specific tag for daddy/mommy jokes bc these have Big Funnie potential LOL

🔆 fears and nightmares of infidelity/cucking as edward is haunted by multitudes and that includes rei's past smuggler hookup era. (<- fotr 2026 bringing the guy back is having consequences also)

🔆 ???

i may update this in the future, but i think thats it for now. theyre disasters but they're also safely contained with each other. cheers! 😎👍

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the pedward: How does one acquire such a skill?!?

the how:

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yknow. out of all the neathy professions silverers might be the only one that can explicitly focus on sex work as part of their job.

you can be a silverer specialised in providing a myriad of explicit wet dreams... or nightmares. you can glasswork yourself into anyone or anything the client desires and go at it all night... or not. your degree of participation is entirely up to you, you can stay in the cuck chair too. you can do the usual healing therapy by targeting and subduing the client's nightmares and psychological issues in an entirely perverted freak way.

no fantasy or kink or niche is impossible in Parabola. there is DEFINITELY silverer sex work going on in the neath

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god. making it so at this point the only way he can make his wife cum with their bottom equipment being from manual jackhammering is fantastic. this is extremely humiliating for the BOTH of them

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he was allowed to try bc they here like 😏 heh 😏 as if he's getting me anywhere with that 😏 not even i can before getting bored and i arranged the furniture down there 😏 it will be fun to see him get mad trying. nyeheheh 😏

and then he somehow does.

live rei/edward reaction:

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god. making it so at this point the only way he can make his wife cum with their bottom equipment being from manual jackhammering is fantastic. this is extremely humiliating for the BOTH of them

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me memeing about nm: haha yeah and most tragic of all is that even if his wifey wants to bottom he CANNOT last as long as they need. truly tragic xD allo friend 1: cock ring me:

allo friend 2: doesn't he have fingers? me:

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for my 100th post on this bog. mlems thru eras

the previously unposted drawings below bc. sure.

year one 2024 "still moonmilked" (<- lie) nm era. he didnt start humping their leg while they slept from the start, no. in the beginning he was pure...

having a sleepwalking wifey did not help

very old neon future nm doodles from when i was first toying with the idea. nm eddie's face changed a bit since then. this is also from a time i could Not conceive nm ever looking so happy so the contrast was incredible lol

the post-honeymoon pre-shootening moe i never posted in full

SURPRISE 💥💥💥 GO MY UNFINISHED ALMOST PORN DOODLE

i just wanted to practice his body type.

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found a lost mlem

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the sperm = life essence = finite bullshit is such an unexplored source of inner conflict i think... for obvious reasons, yeah, but i feel like one's stance on this could lead to some interesting characterization bits

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type of shit im reading to write horny poor edward

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ever since reblogging that one post i cant stop thinking about this. stupid comic idea. of edward popping up in a mirror quietly panicking (Darling I know you aren't on speaking terms with me yet which is completely unfair by the way but we need to talk--) + reisz ignoring him completely still on their silent treatment approaching just to throw a sheet over the orphanage mirrors and he keeps yapping skirting around the issue (My heartkeeper it's an emergency--) getting increasingly exasperated and rei just thinks he's attention-seeking trying to get a reaction out of them again and when they're about to leave the room he loses it and starts banging the mirror frame blurting out in genuine conflicted horror:

I LAID AN EGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just as his rei was about to close the door. the wifey gets so startled they break the doorknob instead.

AND ITS YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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go my unposted eggfic snippets

one of the very first times i could attempt a reipov and it was for. this thing. incredible.

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SDHSGJK TERRIFYING INDEED..... but worry not. reisz messed up their lower insides so much theyre the infertilest being alive. i dont think it could happen even if they actually wanted to get pregnant for realsies

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canon edbehaviour and canon wifey torture (doubt is a certified method of torture) behavior. also you jest but that was in fact what the entire eggcident was about

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SDHSGJK TERRIFYING INDEED..... but worry not. reisz messed up their lower insides so much theyre the infertilest being alive. i dont think it could happen even if they actually wanted to get pregnant for realsies

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between the transport situation, the impossible forbidden miispawn, edward taking care of a nest of his wife's monster eggs, and the Zenith happenings (hollowed one. merging.) there's just. there's a lot here pointing in the same direction. in the backdrop of all the horrors nm has separately yet simultaneously entered a very strange phase in their lives

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to clarify the blonde's breakdown abt this was a year ago. wanting to breed his wifespousehubby or wanting to be bred is FAR from news hes completely at peace with it. he may have even developed a cloaca about it idk yet he's keeping his secrets for now.

this is about the wife.

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between the transport situation, the impossible forbidden miispawn, edward taking care of a nest of his wife's monster eggs, and the Zenith happenings (hollowed one. merging.) there's just. there's a lot here pointing in the same direction. in the backdrop of all the horrors nm has separately yet simultaneously entered a very strange phase in their lives

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uh. so as i delegated him offscreen whitsun duties while reisz is firmenting,

edward has managed to draw an edcard. i have never prepared for this scenario

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so what happened is that he woke up to Egg.

He groggily rises from their (singular pronoun) bed in the Is, gets Eggscared, gets a mini heart attack, and remembers Whitsun is a Thing. Also remembers his spouse used to experiment with these. He decides to be a nice husband for nefarious reasons (nyehehe... rewards...) and prepares a huge scarlet (naturally.) egg for them, which included talking to some people. Then he goes back to bed so "nyehehe" he reaches their dreams all the way in the fucking roof

they need his help with whitsun's eggs.

bro got so [redacted] he woke up

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for my 100th post on this bog. mlems thru eras

the previously unposted drawings below bc. sure.

year one 2024 "still moonmilked" (<- lie) nm era. he didnt start humping their leg while they slept from the start, no. in the beginning he was pure...

having a sleepwalking wifey did not help

very old neon future nm doodles from when i was first toying with the idea. nm eddie's face changed a bit since then. this is also from a time i could Not conceive nm ever looking so happy so the contrast was incredible lol

the post-honeymoon pre-shootening moe i never posted in full

SURPRISE 💥💥💥 GO MY UNFINISHED ALMOST PORN DOODLE

i just wanted to practice his body type.

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